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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Good morning internet fatties, trolls, sockpuppets, druggies, wasters, losers, idiots and weirdos
How are you this fine Friday, its Friday pay day for me (and I expect others) double cause for celebration. What are your weekend plans? Me I'm just looking forward to a bit of a rest to be honest, its been a hard week what with all the interesting topics to reply to and work avoidance techniques I have had to utilise to do so.

Alt. Tell me a tale about the stupidest person you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 8:17, 334 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
soz m8, I'll delete

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 8:19, Reply)
Didn't even notice,I'm wrapped up in my own selfish little world you see.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 8:27, Reply)

👆upset
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 8:28, Reply)
weekend plans: buying paint and buying records
Alt: some tosser I know who has spent the last 16 years since leaving school living in bedsits and working minimum wage jobs, all because he's an 'anarcho socialist', rather than just a lazy tosser.

For a very long time he banged on about 'property is theft' as the reason why people shouldn't have nice things, wealth should be shared out equally etc etc.

I let him do this for 12 years or so before telling him that in that phrase, 'property' refers specifically to land, and that if he was going to justify his tosser dosser lifestyle with antiquated political beliefs, he should try actually understanding those beliefs and reading some books before bandying around phrases that he didn't understand.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 8:27, Reply)
Innit, my BFF growing up was like that. Easy for him to do, sponged off his rents till ... Well, still does.
Went away for a few years around Europe living in squats and communes. propper prick.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 8:45, Reply)
one time he told me that I was a fascist because I have a mortgage and work in financial services
I told him he didn't know what 'fascist' meant.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 8:51, Reply)
^Fascist^

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 9:02, Reply)
Guilty as charged

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 9:04, Reply)
Wot records?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 8:53, Reply)
that Sunn O))) one and the reissue of Smoker's Delight.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 8:56, Reply)
I got my record player spinning again and, from what I've heard so far, I like it.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 9:01, Reply)
Lou Barlow doesn't
thetalkhouse.com/music/talks/lou-barlow-sebadoh-dinosaur-jr-talks-scott-walker-and-sunn-os-soused/
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 9:03, Reply)
what, Soused?
Yeah I'm looking forward to it.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 9:03, Reply)
I need to get a new stylus for mine.
Oh and a bit of furniture to put it on.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 9:37, Reply)
Good morning
Payday is next Friday for me, However, this weekend is set to be a good one. Saturday night will be a meal at a local pub with G/F and daughter - there's a band on too which should be good. Pick up my new car on Monday, then the rest of the week off!
Alt:The guy who changed all of his PINs to 0000 'nobody will guess that' - and then promptly told everyone how clever he was because he'd changed all of his PINs to 0000. Bellend.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 8:27, Reply)
Today will be epic
Also..
Good morning
How are you this fine Friday, its Friday pay day for me (and I expect others) double cause for celebration. What are your weekend plans? Me I'm just looking forward to a bit of a rest to be honest, its been a hard week what with all the interesting topics to reply to and work avoidance techniques I have had to utilise to do so. they all love him. They think he's a righteous dude.

I'm gonna cook up a breakfast sub for the journey before I get my TRAINCANS on. How can I possibly be expected to handle work on such a fine day as this?
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 8:27, Reply)
I might indulge in some wine tonight but no train I'm afraid.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 8:42, Reply)
Hi Phil!!! Have some bullet points

Phil Peej


• PAYDAY
• ART FAIR
• SUPPER
• SWIPEYS FAMILY
• LIE IN
• WATCHING THE END OF THE FILM 'DOWNFALL'
• SOME BEER; QUANTITY UNKNOWN
• WEARING NEW BOOTS
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 8:29, Reply)
supper is a light meal or snack, taken at around 9 pm.
Also: all the Nazis die at the end of Downfall.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 8:30, Reply)
so?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 8:30, Reply)
you'll be pretty hungry if you skip dinner and wait for supper
I'm just looking out for your health m8.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 8:32, Reply)
REAL NAMES!!!!
MODS!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 8:41, Reply)
sorry pal, i'll edit it

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 8:43, Reply)
Done

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 8:44, Reply)
Thank fuck
I was worried the headhunters would find out my real name isn't Super Powers
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 8:56, Reply)
Payday Canesten Duos

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 8:34, Reply)
thrush is where it's at, D Dogg

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 8:42, Reply)
PAYYYYYDAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm off to see some indie bands in Birmingham tonight, like some sort of student tosser.
On Sunday I'm off to Derbyshire to do some climbing with my eldest, like some sort of outward bounds prick.
But who knows what Saturday will bring???

Alt: I met Dozer once.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 8:48, Reply)
what, climbing walls and that?
One of those things that I am unexpectedly pretty good at.

Must be the prehensile toes or sutin.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 8:54, Reply)
Nah, some outdoors shit.
That's why I have to go to a different county.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 9:01, Reply)
Can you add cretin to that list.
I'm also looking forward to a relaxing weekend. Long week with early starts. I'll probably go to the pub for a little bit tomorrow I but otherwise just relax.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Oct 2014, 8:49, Reply)
More idiot stories pls!
My wifes best mate inherited a house when she was a kid. She rents the house out and lives with her parents so that all the money from it is disposable income. Her parents bail her out when work needs doing on the house and don't pay her rent. Her life plan is to inherit her parents house when they die and live off the income of the other. Once theres no-one there to bail her out shes fucked, she has no skills, no qualifications and no experience. She believes 2 properties will magically provide for her for life.

On the other end of the idiot scale I have a mate who told his girlfriend she wasn't a vegetarian because he had seen her eat baked beans.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 9:02, Reply)
Wild baked beans are rare, but they're out there.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Oct 2014, 9:04, Reply)
how many legs do they have?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 9:04, Reply)
Wild Baked Bean before "processing"

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 9:10, Reply)
So they're a bit like prawns, then.
Take off the legs and head, scoop out the innards, eat the flesh and then chase your girlfriend around the flat with your prawny fingers.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 9:13, Reply)
You've got a weird house.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Oct 2014, 9:17, Reply)
Boston baked beans are made with pork or bacon

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 9:05, Reply)
A colleague of mine is having a new kitchen, and needed to get rid of a decent sized stainless steel range-type cooker, so he put it on eBay
He forgot to put a reserve on it, it sold for £1.04
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 9:06, Reply)
Excellent.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 9:14, Reply)
Ha!

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 9:19, Reply)
Oops
I bought mine for £1000 and sold it 5 years later for £1000
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 9:44, Reply)
That's a loss of 21% in real terms.
Investment fail.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 9:47, Reply)
You should have waited, you could have got one for £1.04

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 9:48, Reply)
This is true

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 9:48, Reply)
No it's not, you would have had to go up to at least £1.54

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 9:55, Reply)
AHM OOT

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 9:56, Reply)
The bloke collected it and gave him £30 because 'he felt bad', but really it was probably worth £400-500

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 9:53, Reply)
Yeah, he didn't feel that bad

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 9:55, Reply)
Payday next Friday, for me :(
Tomorrow I shall once again be tramping around South London looking for a flat to buy, whilst fending off pressure from agents wanting me to place an offer on a place I'm not all that fussed about.

I'm already getting annoyed at this process and this is the alleged "fun" part.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 9:09, Reply)
can't you just tell them to stand outside and keep their mouths shut?
it's not like they're human beings or owt
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 9:18, Reply)
What made you think buying at the arse end of the market during a housing bubble would be 'fun'?

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 9:19, Reply)
my mate lost his fingers fixing a machine that he'd designed
that's pretty thpethul
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 9:17, Reply)
Fuck snakes! Train has broken down. TRAINCANS DELAYED

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 9:33, Reply)
Dear internet,
Please stop being so shit.

Thanks in advance,
tangledupinblue
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 9:45, Reply)
Why are you upset tangiers?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 9:47, Reply)
It's all baggenfock's fault

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 9:50, Reply)
I know, he really is interminably dull

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 9:52, Reply)
Oh he's upset you as well now

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 9:54, Reply)
I'm upset offline about his antics too

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 9:56, Reply)
This weekend I have absolutely fuck all planned in
Probably going to have a few beers tonight, Parkrun in the morning, then see where the weekend takes me. Kids have a spooky Parkrun on Sunday morning which should be a laugh
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 9:50, Reply)
I've mentioned this before but we managed to convince my mate Harry
that Jimi Hendrix was a white bloke in a mask. He wore the mask due to crippling shyness
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 9:55, Reply)
My brother bought a chameleon and didn't know they changed colour
My mate was worried about his brother and wanted to go out looking for him. He couldn't drive so he watched Top Gear, hoping he'd get some tips on how to do it.

My Mum believes there's a movie out there with literally an infinite number of alternative endings so you'll NEVER see the same one twice.

My other mate believes that because energy can't be created or destroyed (just changed from one state to another) this is adequate proof of an afterlife.

I have 100's of these.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 9:51, Reply)
My father-in-law's review of Lord of the Rings
"It was a bit far fetched"
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 9:52, Reply)
My father-in-law's review of The Iron Lady
"Thought there'd be more action"
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 9:52, Reply)
He may have been expecting it to be like Iron Man
not sure
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 9:55, Reply)
Pompey is pretty special

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 9:52, Reply)
yup
do you see why I'm so frustrated and depressed all the time, Tangled?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 9:53, Reply)
Never mind, a little drink and drugs will dull that pain

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 9:54, Reply)
Ah
Lovely drugs!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 9:55, Reply)
I'm a little concerned, Twoey
It's the weekend and I don't actually have any drugs in the house.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 9:56, Reply)
shit
You could buy some cough syrup and down the lot?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 9:57, Reply)
I'm hoping that my friend will pick some up for me later
And that somehow I will have time to pick it up from him on my way out tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:04, Reply)
Dealers are not your friends
They get you hooked so they can milk you like the cash cow you are
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:17, Reply)
He's not a dealer, he's a teacher.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:18, Reply)
teachers are dealers
they give you free knowledge and instill you with a thirst for more that lasts for the rest of your life!
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:49, Reply)
brb ... gonna print this on an inspirational poster

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:54, Reply)
Oh, I had a mate who said "if we evolved from apes, will chimps be us one day?"

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 9:54, Reply)
To be fair, a prefectly acceptable question
IF YOU'RE SIX
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 9:54, Reply)
How old was he?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:01, Reply)
Seven and a half

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:02, Reply)
Well that just takes the cake doesnt it
I hope he sold his friend to the creepy bloke with a van
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:03, Reply)
He did and I paid a fair price for him.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:04, Reply)
£1.04?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:06, Reply)
^

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:07, Reply)
Not 6

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 12:08, Reply)
I can't remember the movie, it was a horror movie, and I always watched it half hartedly, but I swear every time the ending was different.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 9:58, Reply)
I know a guy that swears that radios are alien tech, and that if you tune it right you can hear space.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:05, Reply)
Sounds reasonable.
Although it could be ghosts
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:09, Reply)
Isn't a percentage of white noise when tuning a radio background radiation from the big bang or something?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:12, Reply)
yes

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:15, Reply)
I dunno. Possibly. Maybe I'm the moron here. Maybe it is space age alien tech. Maybe Chris Evans is broadcasting from Mars and the radio in your car is hearing the past.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:16, Reply)
Yes

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:17, Reply)
yes

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:18, Reply)
Dear Mr Baggenfock
We, the internet, thank you for your contribution however we have to inform you that you are incorrect. Please update your answers with the correct one as soon as possible.
Kind Regards
B.Dog 29
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:20, Reply)
While we're on the subject of updating things, that '29' is way out of date
Aren't you, like, 43 or summat now?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:24, Reply)
*sobs*
Youn a big meeny
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:26, Reply)
yes

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:18, Reply)
yes

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:18, Reply)
Internet says yes
www.google.co.uk/search?q=Isn%27t+a+percentage+of+white+noise+when+tuning+a+radio+background+radiation+from+the+big+bang+or+something%3F&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=ubuntu&channel=fs&gfe_rd=cr&ei=qhlKVLbAHsqq8weF-4AQ&gws_rd=ssl
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:20, Reply)
legal tender means that they have to accept it

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:24, Reply)
That proves nothing.
The Internet says you've got a wispy paedo beard, and we both know it's more a wurzels gummock of a beard.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:24, Reply)
I don't know what a 'wurzels gummock' means, but I like the sound of it

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:35, Reply)
Wurzels is the band.
Gummock is that bit between your balls and your bum hole. And your beard looks like as if a wurzel had a hairy one of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:48, Reply)
Sexy as fuck

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:52, Reply)
the internet is 98% fucking idiots

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:28, Reply)
I'm here to help maintain that high percentage

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:35, Reply)
you're the very epitome of generosity

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:40, Reply)
kinda but not really
there'll be a small contribution from cosmic background radiation but most of it will be far more mundane terrestrial sources like your electricity supply, other stations, electronic equipment, your mum's vibrating gunt, ...

Also ... get a digital radio and telly ... it's not the 1990s
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:27, Reply)
That's why he said 'percentage'
you fucking moron.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:28, Reply)
that's why I said "kinda but not really"
it's like saying a percentage of your weight is due to the moon

edit ... have you just googled and changed all your "no" answers to "yes"? You tragic prick.
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:29, Reply)
A percentage of your weight IS due to the moon.
Did you go to school?

Edit: read the thread you humourless spastic
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:31, Reply)
yeah ... that's what I just said, you dull prick

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:32, Reply)
^ too thick to follow a simple argument

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:34, Reply)
you just googled and changed all your answers, you spastic

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:36, Reply)
I changed them cos Bonz told me too.
It's almost like it's a comedy messageboard and not a place for autists to get upset.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:43, Reply)
YEAH

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:44, Reply)
^upset yet again^

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:46, Reply)
^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:29, Reply)
But you don't get the same warmth from digital

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:30, Reply)
I've got functionless valves on the top of my amp to con my feeble brain into hearing analogue warmth

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:31, Reply)
Mmm... glowy

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:34, Reply)
and it saves me a fortune in gas central heating by costing me a larger fortune in electricity!

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:35, Reply)
Newcastle for a charity pub quiz night. Yessss.
alt. this one time I...
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 9:57, Reply)

this one time I
Dear Penthouse Forum, I've been reading your letters for a while now and often wondered if they were true. Recently while at the gym.....
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 9:58, Reply)
Penthouse, really?
Gym, really?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:01, Reply)
Sorry he obviously meant
Recently while in Jim
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:02, Reply)
i am none of the above
i am stylish and successful.

weekend: art fair and then dinner at a nice new york italian restaurant in chelsea with frog and 4 RL friends. tomorrow the hordes arrive: my brother, wife and 3 kids are staying with us. brother and wife can fuck off and celebrate his birthday, whilst we get to entertain the kids. and my dad will be there too. sunday we will take the kids somewhere (i want to take them on the rib speed boat and then to ripleys, but the oldest wants to go to the tower of london. i love the tower, but NOT at the weekend, even more plebby cunts than usual) and then get rid of them, relax and congratulate ourselves on not having any.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:11, Reply)
link to menu plz

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:13, Reply)

www.goatchelsea.com/

cocktails upstairs first, then menu.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:15, Reply)
I will have beer then steak
Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:27, Reply)
is it my turn to pay?
you can have a starter and some tap water
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:29, Reply)
It is your turn to pay. I have paid the last two times not that I'm counting so I'm having pork, steak and beer now

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:30, Reply)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:31, Reply)

www.frankieandbennys.com/menu/main
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:17, Reply)
i have dealt with a property matter involving the coventry one, some years ago
ah, coventry. where you have to go to a business park to eat your dinner.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:20, Reply)
There's a new one in the old Carphone Warehouse on the A45 as well!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:22, Reply)
I'm definitely booking that for valentine's day

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:33, Reply)
I like how she doesnt include you in her RL friend quota

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:21, Reply)
we're slightly more than friends
not to give anything away, or anything
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:28, Reply)
Frenemys

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:31, Reply)
Her RL friends aren't my friends either!!! I basically have no friends!!!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:28, Reply)
I like you frog
Dont listen to the big mean lady
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:30, Reply)
Churs m8, I knew I could rely on you

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:31, Reply)
See, that's a proper weekend.
Maybe I should be more cultural in Manchester and smoke a fatty on the eye?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:17, Reply)
the art fair is awesome
"affordable" art is anything from £100 to £4,000, so if you're buying a new house or something, it's amazing. every year i go and say NOTHING ELSE, and every year i come away with something...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:24, Reply)
A lighter wallet?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:26, Reply)
yep
last year i bought frog a picture and myself a sculpture that was far too big for the mantelpiece and now has to manage on one of the bookshelves
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:27, Reply)
most of it is absolute shite though
and all the provincial galleries stick another 50% on their ticket prices because they're in a perma-tent in That London

My missus haggled one guy down to 35% of the original asking price
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:39, Reply)
haggling? christ, how terribly uncouth

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:43, Reply)
you idiot

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:46, Reply)
might as well wear a t-shirt that says "we've got no money"
cringe
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:51, Reply)
hahaha ... you really are a desperate middle class climber, aren't you?

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:51, Reply)
^ takes pride in his pikey wife bashing someone's livelihood down by 2/3 ^

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:56, Reply)
yurr ... it's definitely better to pay a few hundred quid over the odds
just to hide your insecurity about your wealth to a shopkeeper you'll never met again

mnnnnnng
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:59, Reply)
i bet everyone walking past was like, look at that pair of yokel twats, think they're at a farmer's fair

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:01, Reply)
yeah ... not sure you're gonna dig yourself out of this one, pet
but keep trying ... trying is clearly what you do
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:02, Reply)
bet you're the kind of people that go to the supermarket minutes before it closes
to snap up all the yellow REDUCED stickers
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:03, Reply)
that's it ... keep going
you'll work yourself a middle class climber wank out of this in no time
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:06, Reply)
"shut up mini-cheapskates and eat your delicious dinner of slightly squished strawberries and fish"

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:07, Reply)
nearly there ... oh yeah ... just a little more and I'll have damped my expensive knickers
did I mention that they're expensive? it's very important to me that people judge me on monetary terms and OHMYGODI'MCUMMING!

Anybody got some primula and ryvita?
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:11, Reply)
I've got a fake Michael Craig-Martin on my bedside table

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:46, Reply)
I've got a Craig McLachlan poster on my bedroom ceiling

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:47, Reply)
he's so dreamy

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:48, Reply)
He's like the Bo Diddley of the 90s

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:50, Reply)
oh nice one, i hope you packed the change neatly into your megabumbag then invited your pals round for a viewing of your discount art and a pizza.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:56, Reply)
I bought myself a bag of tangfastics and some panini stickers
with the change I didn't get for something I didn't buy
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:01, Reply)
i bet it was an ikea poster
and he bought it in the bargain basement bin
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:01, Reply)
I wish we had that nice poster of a tennis bird scratching her arse reduced by 35% too

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:06, Reply)
maybe we can get dr cheapo's wife to haggle it down for us

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:08, Reply)
+ yet

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:20, Reply)
1. you are several of the above+ginger
2. How are they all going to fit in a half flat?
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:23, Reply)
Duh
You cut them in half before putting them in the half flat
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:24, Reply)
this is a better solution
or put them on the balconies, out of the way. it's not that cold yet.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:27, Reply)
the kids will have the spare room - girls in the double bed, boy on a camp bed
my brother and his wife will have the double sofa bed

frog and i will be in the usual bed

my dad is staying in what looks like a really beautiful little hotel that they've opened just around the corner. excited to see if the bar is any good.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:26, Reply)
Sounds like Hell
We have a 4 bed place plus double sofa bed and we still don't let anyone stay. Other people suck.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:28, Reply)
bet you wish your wife sucked, just a little bit...

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:29, Reply)
She did on my birthday. Once a year is better than nothing I guess.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:34, Reply)
your birthday too, eh?

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:55, Reply)
Poor Lemmy :(

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:31, Reply)
my nephew is desperate to know if he can sleep in the same room as lemmy
oh dear :(
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:33, Reply)
How much do you lot know about economics?
Do you think Britain could go it alone outside the EU?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:26, Reply)
yes

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:27, Reply)
sounds like it'd be a few billion better off this week
here's your reward for restoring the economy after blair/brown trashed it.... GIVE IT ALL AWAY!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:28, Reply)
Lazy tory rhetoric

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:29, Reply)
you're right, it's totally coincidence that we get rid of labour and the economy improves

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:30, Reply)
and they seem to be the only ones saying it's right for "backdated" monies.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:31, Reply)
if only the tories weren't also so shit
however, shit though they are, they are marginally less shit than labour.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:34, Reply)
They're all shit, is the problem.
and their beliefs and views are far left or far right.

In reality there needs to be a happy medium. But not the Lib Dems.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:35, Reply)
far left and far right?
Haha!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:37, Reply)
the problem for me is that some of my views are left and some are right and some are in the middle
i don't see how anyone can be entirely one way. nothing is that black and white, surely.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:38, Reply)
And that's why no one should ever bother voting

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:39, Reply)
Shut up Paul

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:43, Reply)
Hey! Just remember it's Baggenfock who's upset you, don't take it out on me

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:48, Reply)
I'm sorry, man, sometimes words on the internet can get a bit much for me.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:49, Reply)
i still think whoever came up with "labour isn't working" deserves a medal

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:44, Reply)
That was me

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:48, Reply)
MINE

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:21, Reply)
That's what I reckon

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:46, Reply)
And then people complain that politicians are all the same
It's basically your fault.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:49, Reply)
If I'm at a party, and everyone wants vegeterian pizza, then i'll go for that and be happy with my lot.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:51, Reply)
But if you're at a party and there are both meat and vegetarian pizzas, I bet you scoff all the veggie ones first leaving me with nothing
Christ you people make me sick.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:55, Reply)
I'll have you know I have a serious medical condition which means that I have a perfectly valid excuse to let me eat what I want.
And get out of doing whatever I want to skip, and gaining sympathy like *click fingers* THAT.

So fuck you, yours is a life choice, mine is forced on me.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:58, Reply)
Yeah, but IT'S YOUR OWN FAULT YOU HAVE A MEDICAL CONDITION BECAUSE OF THE FOOD YOU EAT

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:09, Reply)
This is what I was getting at before doozey pushed his big head in the way

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:56, Reply)
his head makes me feel sick

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:57, Reply)
Politically, they're all inches away from the centre.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:41, Reply)
It beggars belief that Tory MPs go unchallenged in interviews when they refer to the global financial crisis as 'Labour's recession'

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:32, Reply)
beggars your belief, maybe

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:33, Reply)
They did give free laptops to all the proles.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:34, Reply)
Also, the economy has improved??

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:33, Reply)
the eu seems to think so
i think i'll take their analysis over a stoner from coventry
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:34, Reply)
apparently so and we are being footed with the bill!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:34, Reply)
have you forgotten 1997 to 2007?
Or that the global crash began in the USA and Gordon Brown's actions in recapitalising the banks stopped it getting worse?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:34, Reply)
^ believes in ghosts ^

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:42, Reply)
not correct
And nice avoidance of basic facts.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:58, Reply)
your precious labour government sucked
your "ghost" is the sweat that drips into your lonely eyes as you frenetically wank yourself to a bloody stump for the 50th time in a week.

HTH.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:00, Reply)
Yah', but we got 3.2b a few years ago, so swings'n'roundabouts.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:47, Reply)
I really don't know what i'm talking about, i'm just rehashing LBC

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:48, Reply)
i just like saying things to wind up tangles and shambles
i can't help myself
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:52, Reply)
NO IM TROLLING U

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:53, Reply)
you never really get properly frothy
i blame the dope
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:55, Reply)
you're a bit rubbish at it though
perhaps you should aim a lot lower ... baggyfrock seems more at your level
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:04, Reply)
i bet you're a right treat buying presents for your wife
"here you go darling, i bought you a ring. i managed to knock elizabeth duke right down to £25 because it's a bit bashed at the back, bargain!"
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:07, Reply)
see what I mean?
even though this is an obvious dud that makes you look quite silly, you're going to keep bashing away at it for days
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:18, Reply)
I don't think she will see what you mean

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:23, Reply)
Not much.
Yes, but probably less well.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:28, Reply)
No we would all be dead within three weeks
Of course we bloody could. Same as Scotland would have managed and loads of other countries manage. Would we be as rich? maybe, maybe not. Would things change? Probably but they change every week anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:41, Reply)
Yes but only under the guidance and leadership of Nigel.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:42, Reply)
NEIL FOR PRIME MINISTER!
#DOITFORRICK
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:42, Reply)
OH FFS! NO POLITICS CHAT!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:51, Reply)
let's have cbeese chat
fuck i love cbeese
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:57, Reply)
I bought Monty lots of Cbeese because I like Monty, I didn't buy you any cbeese
I bought Batts some sausage though. I spose I kinda bought you some sausage, you know, if you think about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:01, Reply)
salty garlic sausage

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:02, Reply)
and hairy
salty garlic hairy sausage
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:02, Reply)
Didn't stop you gobbling it down like you hadn't eaten in a week did it!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:04, Reply)
Everybody seems to be quite cross this morning.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:52, Reply)
I'm FURIOUS, Kroney

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:53, Reply)
I'm not, I'm quite 'alright' today

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:54, Reply)
Me too
though I may have to revert to DREAM CHAT as mine was cbeese fuelled last night and rather excellent
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:55, Reply)
I did have a slight RAGE on this morning but that has abated with a cup of tea

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:56, Reply)
Glad to hear it

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:00, Reply)
No working this weekend either
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:03, Reply)
Same here!!!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:04, Reply)
I'm gonna finish the last bit of my raised beds in the garden

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:05, Reply)
I dreamt that I was on safari and a lion ate my shoes
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:01, Reply)
I'll give you the title
Christiano Ronaldo and his army of photo-sensitive robot killers
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:02, Reply)
Disclaimer
Other browsers are available
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:15, Reply)
NO STEAK FOR DINNER
YOU HAVE HAD ENOUGH RED MEAT THIS WEEK, YOU HAVE TO EAT THE MUSHROOM AND PEA SPROUT RISOTTO
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:56, Reply)
Shut up Mum

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:56, Reply)
just trying to ruin his mood

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:57, Reply)
Stop harshing my buzz

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:57, Reply)
Okay no problem, since you're paying :)

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:59, Reply)
Go for the lobster option

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:06, Reply)
Looks like the steak is the most expensive and I was going to have that anyway
WIN/WIN
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:16, Reply)
Im always alright, me.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:59, Reply)
Few, I'm glad somebody's feeling alright.
All this other lot seem to be up to their necks in blobbing.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:01, Reply)
Fuck off Kroney

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:55, Reply)
^blobloblob^

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:02, Reply)
Not me, I'm full of love and joy

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:59, Reply)
g+
and
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:59, Reply)
Mmmmmmm
Glove joy
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:00, Reply)

sailor's spunk, more like
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:59, Reply)
Yeh I stole swipeys pitch about the bins

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:00, Reply)
They just need some decent sexing and that'll perk them right up.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:04, Reply)
They're all male
There are no girls on the internet
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:05, Reply)
Are there not?
Shit, am I not here?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:10, Reply)
Im not saying you're not here
I'm just saying you're not a girl
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:11, Reply)
So, there are no girls, but plenty of old women?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:12, Reply)
No, he's saying your clitoris is a tiny little penis.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:21, Reply)
It's bigger than yours.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:25, Reply)
Take two and call me in the morning

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:06, Reply)

💟 or 💔?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:00, Reply)

💔
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:03, Reply)
Square or square?
Your sig is shit too.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:05, Reply)
They're supposed to be hearts.
One is broken, but yeh they're squares for me too
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:06, Reply)
they work on my ipad

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:07, Reply)
I've just bought Mrs Cow an iPad Mini
Got to pick it up at lunchtime
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:08, Reply)
You paid money for an apple product?
lol
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:10, Reply)
She loves her iPhone

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:13, Reply)
She isnt very techy is she

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:17, Reply)
Not at all, no

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:26, Reply)
I have....
1x MacPro
1x Macbook Pro Retina
2x Macbook Pro 15"
1x iPad
2x iPhone
1x iPod touch

I have not paid for any of these and if I had would not dream of paying close to what apple and apple fanboys think they are worth.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:17, Reply)
If you have them on a contract you are still paying for them really.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:22, Reply)
No contracts
My iPhones don't have sim cards in and I don't have a mobile phone contract at all. I got them for free.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:23, Reply)
Nah he is a cat burgler
Just nicks em of the Stooodents
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:27, Reply)
kleptomania

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:22, Reply)
Do you not love her enough to buy her a proper one?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:12, Reply)
Nope
She actually wanted that one for some reason
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:14, Reply)
Probably to make your cock look bigger.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:15, Reply)
ZING

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:16, Reply)
Hey, whatever works

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:26, Reply)
Don't listen to the h8rs, I have an ipad mini and it's ace.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:14, Reply)
Im not saying they aren't ace
I'm saying paying money for them is daft.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:18, Reply)
We don't all work in 'IT'.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:19, Reply)
1. These aren't my work devices, I refuse to take work devices home
2. Thats not the point, the point is they are priced about 3-4 times more than they are worth because twats will pay that for them.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:21, Reply)
Where do you get them from, then?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:25, Reply)
you know those links on the internet that say "Free iPad! CLICK HERE!"
They really work, honest, go try it.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:26, Reply)
I tried clicking there ^ and nothing happened

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:28, Reply)
Yeh, link fail soz

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:29, Reply)
I spent a bonus on mine so it's not my real money really now is it? No.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:21, Reply)
Depends
Did you have to buy one bonus to get the other free?
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:21, Reply)
I don't know

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:22, Reply)
Its all so confusing

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:24, Reply)
That's too many dreams can be broken in twooooooo

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:07, Reply)
My new boots have arrived hooray

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:08, Reply)
were they made for walkin'?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:12, Reply)
No, for kicking.
Kicking babies.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:14, Reply)
Watch out for lions. My subconscious tells me that lions are well into eating footwear, this season.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:12, Reply)
Cheers for the warning, I'll only wear a disposable pair in long grass

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:13, Reply)
No worries. Stay safe, brother.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:15, Reply)
officelolling hard

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:14, Reply)
If only you had the panties to go with them

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:14, Reply)
Who says I don't?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:15, Reply)
Me, I don't :(

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:15, Reply)
Nice boots, no knickers.
You and swipe are well suited
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:18, Reply)
:O

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:20, Reply)

(⊙＿⊙)
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:16, Reply)

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(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:18, Reply)
A new long-playing compact disc has just arrived for me
I can't honestly see these fiddly little digical things lasting.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:18, Reply)
I'm glad you also have had something you like delivered to you, nice people like us deserve nice things to make us happy

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:20, Reply)
Finally on the 91 to Crouch End. Too early for BUSCANS?

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:18, Reply)
Igor?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:27, Reply)
As it has more replies than any other thread this week I declare this THREAD OF THE WEEK!
and declare myself THE BEST ONE HERE!

Anyone want to start a new one to beat me?
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:25, Reply)
Way to kill the thread Peej

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:32, Reply)
It was the humane thing to do

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:32, Reply)

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