I can't do big nights out.
Being half blind and half deaf, I really have to concentrate to catch what people are saying in crowded, noisy places, and I can't do that if I'm too drunk. Plus, I've never tried anything 'medicinal', so that portion of the evening passes me right by too.

As you can imagine, I don't get many invites to go out. Which is ironic, because apparently I'm a 'fucking good laugh'.

Or it could have been 'fucking fat mess'. I'm not sure.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 27 Oct 2014, 12:52, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

The latter, deaffo.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 12:53, Reply)

Et tu, brutal?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 27 Oct 2014, 12:53, Reply)

Hahahahaha.
S'esly, you're an average larf.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 12:54, Reply)

Yeah, yeah.
Whatevs, Lurch.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 27 Oct 2014, 12:57, Reply)

Ha! Yeah im like this too. People think Im being moody but really I just cant join in with the convo.
Im generally to be found on a dance floor anyway
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 12:56, Reply)

I try to avoid those, too.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 27 Oct 2014, 12:57, Reply)

plastic screw on ears

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 12:59, Reply)