RAGE!
My mate Mo's car has been hit in a road rage thing on the way in to work. Bloke drove into the side of his car then pulled in behind him and accelerated into the back of him and jumped out to pull Mo out of the car. Police been and all sorts!

Tell me of your RAGE incidents!

Alt:
Good deeds
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 10:31, 103 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

I rammed some guys car this morning because he cut me up. I tried to pull him out of the car to teach him a lesson
Police were called and all sorts.
( Peej, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 10:33, Reply)

Sorry this answer was too obvious. I apologise

( Peej, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 10:34, Reply)

I lolled

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 10:34, Reply)

Where there's blame, there's a claim
Gingery Lawyers 4 U
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 10:34, Reply)

This weekend I am going to the post office to send McBeef another USB memory stick
He's lucky I love him dearly. I'm thinking about trying to claim real moneys for the old one.
( Peej, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 10:35, Reply)

A good deed indeed

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 10:44, Reply)

That bloke is just hoarding your USB sticks
He wipes them and sells them on Ebay.

Then uses the handwritten letters from your children to wipe his bottom while laughing at you.

Sorry to be the bearer an all that
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 10:47, Reply)

officegiggle

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 10:50, Reply)

You have to allow up to two weeks for delivery

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 10:47, Reply)

A guy cut in front of me yesterday, so I muttered a rude word under my breath.
That showed the fucker.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 10:35, Reply)

English spirit right there

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 10:36, Reply)

What sort of lazy cunt is still driving to work at 10.30am.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 10:37, Reply)

I'll be driving home from work in a minute.
Hows that for lazy
( Peej, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 10:38, Reply)

SUCCESS!

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 10:40, Reply)

I'm still in my dressing gown.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 10:41, Reply)

alright, Jimmy Saville

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 10:41, Reply)

Sorry, pal. I'm nothing like Sir Jim.
He was a BBC presenter, whereas I am a porter in a childrens hospital
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 10:47, Reply)

...when I met yooooou

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 10:50, Reply)

It was a tad earlier

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 10:39, Reply)

I think I got a bit angry in 1988 about something or other.
Anger is for chimps and women on the blob.
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 10:41, Reply)

Then speak of your good deeds

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 10:43, Reply)

I'm terribly generous and lovely to all of humanity.

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 10:47, Reply)

except the Jews obvs

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 10:47, Reply)

he said "humanity"

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 10:48, Reply)

oh yeah soz

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 10:48, Reply)

I do have a temper.
Although I've got a hold on it these days in the most part. Best story's when I got all wound up trying to fit a new shower, flung the spanner as hard as I could at the wall, the throw put me off balance and I knocked myself clean out on the edge of the bath.
Woke up twenty minutes later still cursing.

Got any details as to what set the guy off? Was your mate driving like a prick?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Nov 2014, 10:44, Reply)

There's a roundabout on the way over the Tyne Bridge where you can be a cheeky cunt
and turn right in the left hand lane. This bloke tried that and missed the space he was trying to shoehorn his car into, then got all narky about it.

Lols for spannerrage
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 10:48, Reply)

I had a guy nearly cause a huge accident in a similar way,
Tried to pull accross in front of me on the inside, I didn't let off and he came close to head on with a barrier. He came screaming up alongside me and started shouting and cursing about how I was a that, nearly killed him, blah blah, report me to my company blah blah. I lied and told him our vans have cameras and he shut up and drove off looking a bit sheepish.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Nov 2014, 10:52, Reply)

Nice

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 10:53, Reply)

I had a bus company try the "our buses have cameras and it all looks fine to me"
but when I asked for the footage it suddenly disappeared and they said that under the circumstances they'd reluctantly accept my complaint even though all their drivers are saints and deffo wouldn't have blocked a road by trying to overtake a line of traffic as if he was Sebastian Vettel and not a fat spastic in a five ton diesel double decker.
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 10:58, Reply)

A few months ago I was down on the seafront for the ParkRun when I heard a massive bang and a scream
A woman had been hit by a car and well and truly fucked up. I went over to help her and keep her still as she'd put her head through the windscreen. Coppers and ambulance turned up and it seems the bloke driving was going like a fucking nutter as caught on camera by two buses.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:01, Reply)

I may have mentioned it before and I accept that I am perhaps being a little naive
But if you drive for a living, shouldn't your standard of driving be a little higher than the average road user?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:05, Reply)

People are cunt

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:11, Reply)

Arriva drivers in Derby are so good that when they're in traffic in their car, they force female motorcyclists off their bikes.....
Then when the traffic's out of the way, park their cars 25 metres away, run back, assault the female biker and push the recently-righted bike back over - all while in uniform and on camera.
I have the footage.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:19, Reply)

What was his justification?
He must have believed she did something wrong?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:21, Reply)

His justification?
He was a cunt. An old cunt. A cunt who didn't like having to wait in traffic while a new biker found first gear so he ran his car into her back wheel.
A cunt who will either be fired or crippled. It won't be his choice.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:23, Reply)

Really? Jesus.
A few times when I used to ride people would get angry at you for filtering and jumping the queue. I bet he wouldn't ram a car if the person in front stalled.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:26, Reply)

Woman on a motorbike.
If her husband or father aren't going to do anything about it, it's up to brave members of the public to put her right.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:24, Reply)

My daughter

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:25, Reply)

So you admit you are at fault here.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:26, Reply)

lol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:31, Reply)

I mean what on earth was a women doing in charge of a vehicle
there was surely some cleaning that needed doing
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:31, Reply)

It's not like you can even carry that much shopping on a motorbike.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:32, Reply)

if they weren't useless shitcunts then they wouldn't be driving buses for a living.

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:22, Reply)

Exactly

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:24, Reply)

Oh yeah, fair point
It's the same as when I get annoyed with the cleaner for being annoyingly thick.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:24, Reply)

You should be used to it by now with that little woman of yours at home

(Mr Udagawa, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:37, Reply)

I had a chap have a go at me in a petrol station after he did something very similar and I gave him a particular gesture in response.
He came bulling up with a "What the fuck was that fucking hand gesture for?"
I said "You know exactly what it was you did. You deserved it."
His best response was "Yeah..well..you're a wanker too".

I looked at him for a couple of seconds in silence and he just sort of wandered off. Worst threatening behaviour ever.
( Kroney, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:02, Reply)

+ and then went home for a big wank

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:03, Reply)

The Wanker

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:06, Reply)

^^

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:08, Reply)

The absolute worst case of failed threatening behaviour I've experienced
was a chav kid who pulled a cap gun on me because I gave a lighter to his mrs when she asked.
( Kroney, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:08, Reply)

I had a guy try to break a plastic bottle while shouting about slitting my throat with the the shards,
The entire bar laughing at him quickly diffused his anger.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:17, Reply)

haha!
BOING!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:17, Reply)

I had someone take a swing at me when I was working behind a bar
unfortunately in his anger he hadn't seen the large wooden upright from the bar to the ceiling that smashed his hand to bits mid punch while I laughed at him
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:19, Reply)

Oooff

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:22, Reply)

fortunately for him A&E was pretty close so
Once his couple of friends stopped laughing as well they bundled him off apologising for their mate being a prick.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:25, Reply)

Someone threw the payphone at the end of the bar at me once when I barred him.
Smashed a load of glasses. Prick.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:41, Reply)

I have never been the victim of road rage beyond a bit of aggressive driving.
I have to admit I have started following people who've acted like a cunt on the roads at me. It's quite funny when they realise and start getting panicked.
( Kroney, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 10:44, Reply)

You either have too much free time, or are well on the way to becoming a serial killer.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 10:46, Reply)

The former, sorry to disappoint.
Perhaps I should elaborate: These are people who've been aggressive, either gesticulating, or purposefully forcing me to brake, things of that nature.
( Kroney, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 10:46, Reply)

I like to do this too
Its great fun, especially when you look like a corpse at the best of time and are driving a black BMW
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 10:49, Reply)

I once chased a guy around a roundabout eight times before he ran off into a housing estate.
I figured he'd learned his lesson.
( Kroney, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 10:51, Reply)

haha!
Excellent work
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 10:52, Reply)

nice

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 10:56, Reply)

I only tend to practise impotent rage.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 10:50, Reply)

from his abbreviated name it sounds like your mate is one of them
johnny foreigners, I hope he paid cash to the police for their help
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 10:51, Reply)

His name is Mark
Mo is his nickname
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 10:52, Reply)

Pronounced "Moah"

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 10:52, Reply)

Mer

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 10:53, Reply)

Howay man Mer

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 10:54, Reply)

ah nar!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 10:54, Reply)

Still a bit too close if you ask me
I take it he is ok though
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 10:56, Reply)

Yeah, he's OK
Just a bit shocked. He had the kids carseats in the car too and I think that thought just hit him. Fortunately there are police cameras there so its all on tape
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 10:57, Reply)

Was the thought
Where the fuck have I left the kids ?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:08, Reply)

They can swim
It'll be ok
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:10, Reply)

Not with those bricks they cant

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:21, Reply)

Like I'd give them so tasty a snack

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:28, Reply)

Had an incident with a scrote in a Corsa recently
He took umbrage at my G/F's* perfectly reasonable usage of the road and was driving too close, flashing his lights etc all the way into the car park.
I think he was going to run up to the car and kick off until he saw that my G/F wasn't alone so he limited himself to shouting 'Where did you learn to drive'?
I think the - completely truthful - reply of 'West Midlands police, sonny' kinda threw him off his stride.

*Ex-police pursuit driver, now drives a bit like a granny.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 10:53, Reply)

I saw a child chewing gum with his mouth open.
I punched him, dragged him out of public view, and punched him and kicked him repeatedly. I realised I had gone too far when he stopped breathing, so I took his trousers off, stuck a pound coin up his arse and hid him behind some bins. When I came back at 3:00am to check on him, he was still there, so I dragged him to the nearby canal and slung him in.

Before the pedants intervene: I know it doesn't count as rage, as it was entirely justified.
( Muns, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:02, Reply)

I blame the parents.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:06, Reply)

Let's be honest
The kid was probably his own grandfather.
( Muns, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:09, Reply)

A good deed if ever there was one

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:09, Reply)

im rubbish at rage. Im far too laid back.
Usually it's if my mates are getting hassle on a night out. I like to step in and diffuse a situation.

alt. I fuck one ugly person a year.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:12, Reply)

alt wanking doesnt count as a fuck

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:14, Reply)

It doesn't?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:14, Reply)

(course it does but we cant let the gays know all of the real man secrets so shhhhhhhh)

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:20, Reply)

^ virgin

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:29, Reply)

It take a LOT to get me proper riled
but stand well back if I do
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:14, Reply)

^Has rage induced explosive diarrhea

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:21, Reply)

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHT!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:27, Reply)

THANKYOUSIR

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:29, Reply)

Explosive diarrhoea
would be the best response to a confrontation. In fact crying, vomiting, snotting - shooting liquid out of all your orifices while screaming in rage, spinning on the spot on the floor like an angry disgusting catherine wheel would defuse any fight. You'd have to have a heart of stone to look at someone doing that and start beating them up.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:46, Reply)

If you shart, vomit and sneeze all at the same time you die
EVERYONE knows that
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:54, Reply)

Apart from people
with Crohns disease and hayfever.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 12:00, Reply)

They are all dead

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 12:02, Reply)

Me too. I have the patience of a saint.
and the morals of an alley cat.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:30, Reply)

Look at this.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-29933444

Tell me what you think.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:34, Reply)

I care not.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:39, Reply)

i'm amazed you've a job at all mate. and headhunted no less

(Mr Udagawa, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:45, Reply)

How's your head dear?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:52, Reply)