Another glorious day in the corp.
I hope Monica and Chandler Swipe and Frog are enjoying themselves in the Big Apple. How would you enjoy yourself in New York?

Alt1 = Where did you see yourself ion five years time five years ago? How'd that work out for you?

Alt2 = When was the last time you felt the need to tell the world via social media that a television advert was the embodiment of warm snuggly Xmassy times are coming joy and wonder and why are you such a cunt?
(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 8:53, 87 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

I doubt I would enjoy myself in New York - never wanted to go there. I'd rather spend the money going to the far East
Alt1: I don't make five year plans - you can't plan that far ahead. If you remember, five years ago was the crash, five years before that (even one year before) nobody predicted the crash. You can't plan.

Alt2: Never.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 8:59, Reply)

Yes, sex from teens both boy and girl is more readily available and cheaper captain. also it is like the london so you wud not like that

(Mr Udagawa, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 9:01, Reply)

'sex from teens both boy and girl is more readily available and cheaper '
I bow to your superior and in-depth experience of the Asian sex trade
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 9:06, Reply)

i'm not saying that you're a committed abuser whilst under the anonymity of a brit in the phillipines with a fannybag full of us dollars, it's just that you look the type.

(Mr Udagawa, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 9:13, Reply)

Once again, it seems you have a little too much - ahem - 'in-depth' knowledge
Just sayin' like.

PS, I've never been to the Phillipines
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 9:17, Reply)

it's ok to cover up your crimes under i know you are but what am i, but it's little wonder that your wife left you

(Mr Udagawa, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 9:19, Reply)

I like to squash manhattan buildings in perspective photos and then post them on the facebook to rub it in that i am abroad on my holidaying

(Mr Udagawa, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 9:00, Reply)

That's....nice?
Hello UsvsTh3m, I like the bit on your website where everythings really topical
(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 9:04, Reply)

you might think that we're rehashing the same old shit under the guise of web viralling for the mirror trinity group in order to bring in miniscule advertising revenues, but let's just say nobodys had the brains to pull the plug yet

(Mr Udagawa, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 9:16, Reply)

I would go to the ghostbusters place and take a photo like every other cunt who goes to New York
Cunts. I vote we call Swipey and Frog by those new names when they get back because of internet LOLZ!

Alt1 I saw myself as father to another child, still in a boring job with an unfulfilling sex life and guess what!
Alt2 Never thanks, though I might try it on Twitter later to see if I get a warm glow.
( Peej, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 9:04, Reply)

probably coke and ho's
alt1: with a coke and ho addiction, it's goin great

alt2: I use social media to show everybody how great I am, fuuck adverts, they're not me
( Glovington, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 9:19, Reply)

Nice work 'The Doveston'

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 9:26, Reply)

alright spesh

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 9:30, Reply)

I'd quite like to go to New York
I'd enjoy it by eating fuckloads

Alt:
Same bat place, same bat channel

AltAlt:
Never
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 9:34, Reply)

Hell yeah
Do some Man vs Food research before going and come back a right fat fuck.
(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 9:39, Reply)

this^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 9:56, Reply)

Dunno
Were I to contemplate such a holiday, I would research what sort of things are considered entertaining in New York and do some of those, but since I have not so contemplated I have not so researched.

Alt1: Living in the same shithole doing the same thing but for slightly higher pay. Actually I'm living in a much nicer place in a different city being paid a lot more, plus bonus going out and doing things in the evenings rather than being an internet shut-in. So Yay!

Alt2: I never watch adverts, especially not "viral" ones.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 9:37, Reply)

Walking tour


Alt1: dunno
Alt2: dunno
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 9:45, Reply)

Shocking
White socks and shoes?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 10:00, Reply)

Base jumping!

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 9:53, Reply)

oof

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 9:57, Reply)

Dunno, I'm not really all that fussed by New York, to be honest. I'd rather go to some ruins.
alt: In Canada. Luckily we took a trip to the Jorvik Viking Centre and now I'm with somebody else in London and much happier for it.

alt2: They're announcing the John Lewis advert on telly now like it's some sort of fucking historical cinematic event instead of a cynical attempt at shilling cashmere scarves via the medium of tugging at your heartstrings with cheap shots at your still unsophisticated caveman psychology and I TOTALLY DIDNT BLUB AT THE NEW ONE LIKE SOME SORT OF GAY ALRIGHT?
( Kroney, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 9:59, Reply)

Penguin

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 9:59, Reply)

SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP

( Kroney, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 10:00, Reply)

I 'ate you Butler!!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 10:02, Reply)

:(((((((

( Kroney, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 10:03, Reply)

Why is Ballbags trying the Dozer route of affected crap edginess today?

( Kroney, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 10:00, Reply)

Do you really care?

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 10:13, Reply)

Only in the way in which I'd turn and look at a tramp on the street shouting into thin air.
You know, I might turn to my companion and say "what do you reckon his problem is?" but I wouldn't actually *care*, no.
( Kroney, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 10:15, Reply)

^ Cares far too much ^

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 10:19, Reply)

That's definitely the vibe I'm getting.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 10:27, Reply)

Thought you'd ordered the "Anal Destroyer"?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 10:29, Reply)

double dipping

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 10:30, Reply)

Is that the penguin sex trafficking one?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 10:00, Reply)

That was my first thought actually.
So they just abducted it and put it in a box? Or some kind of 'arranged marriage' type thing? Either way, a bit unpleasant and soured the whole experience for me.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 10:12, Reply)

Visit a museum

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 10:21, Reply)

noo joik is a'ight ... some good food and bars and museums and that ... makes London look shit and smug in comparison
Alt: I'm doing pretty much what I thought I'd be doing
Altalt: I like chrimbo
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 10:33, Reply)

I just found out the bloke who PARKLIFE'd Russell Brand is from Whitley Bay
I've never felt so proud
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 10:35, Reply)

I once went on a rugby tour to Whitley Bay
It was shit.
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 10:37, Reply)

The main drinking street is fucking terrible
They are closing all the stag/hen pubs down and opening nice ones at the moment
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 10:38, Reply)

this would have been 1990ish ... don't think it even had a stag do business back then
I got to finger one of the locals on the sea front though

edit: prolly your mum
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 10:39, Reply)

No prolly about it.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 10:47, Reply)

I still have quite a vivid memory of her shuffling her jeans down so I could get a better purchase.

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 10:52, Reply)

I'd go to all the restaurants and ask what the vegetarian option was, then I'd spend the rest of the time in record shops
Alt: Divorced and living the high life without the burden of a wife and a child.
Unfortunately it didn't work out for me and I have had to continue being happily married.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 10:39, Reply)