Alt: Pro - Pizzas
You get home from the pub and get a nice hot pizza delivered by a hooker and a BJ is included in the price of the meal...
Nosh and a Nosh is the tag line
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 11:11, 5 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

*calls lawyer*

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 11:12, Reply)

what about
"Deep Pan and Throat"?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 11:16, Reply)

Most girls won't do that (not for less than £50 anyway)
wouldn't want to get in trouble with the ASA.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 11:17, Reply)

Exactly

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 11:23, Reply)

Gob stuffed crust

( Glovington, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 11:19, Reply)

And my new mexican place
Titwanks and Tortillas
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 11:26, Reply)

+ that your poor old Grandad had to sweat to buy you

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 11:35, Reply)

oh very good
that's today's earworm sorted
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 11:37, Reply)

That featured in a SF novel from the 90s
Only Forward by Michael Marshall Smith.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 11:35, Reply)

was 'Spares' by him?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 11:36, Reply)

Yep

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 11:37, Reply)

I did not know this
he must have time travelled stolen my idea and then gone back in time to put it in print prior to me thinking of it... sneaky bastard
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 11:55, Reply)