Yeah all good, God knows what I'm doing though...
how's the crushing reality of being back?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:17, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

Shite, but weekend now innit so not too bad. Got to the point where I really need to start finding a better job now, so, yeah...
Wicked holiday though, I might go on more holidays now. I deserve it.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:19, Reply)

Have you been on holiday?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:20, Reply)

Yes Jeff, Imma show you pics tomorrow!!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:21, Reply)

Sweet.
Can't wait. Where did you go?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:24, Reply)

Timstiltonbuktoo

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:25, Reply)

+ dick

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:25, Reply)

You coming for a beer tomorrow afternoon?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:26, Reply)

Nah sorry won't be in town, another time

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:31, Reply)

Don't blame you. It'll be shit.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:31, Reply)

Fuck it, ahm oot

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:32, Reply)

Shame. I'd booked a projector so we could have a New York 'show and tell' slide show.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:45, Reply)

It's fine the pub has a smart tv so I can send them via wifi or whatever that technology does

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:52, Reply)

as long as you remember to sneak in a slightly risqué one half way through for the classic "oops how did that her in there!" interlude

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:54, Reply)

the 'Jonathan King' gambit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:56, Reply)

We're hiring!! How are your analytical skills?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:21, Reply)

Dunno mate, I'd need to read and sort available data and arrive at a sensible reasoned conclusion to answer that.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:23, Reply)

You're hired!
actually gchq are hiring business analysts if you wanna be a spy, sort of
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:24, Reply)

I'd probably be quite good at that actually. SERIOUSLY.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:26, Reply)

We're hiring casual staff for Christmas, if your cv checks out.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:23, Reply)

Are they gonna guard you from angry regulars you've booted off the doorstep?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:25, Reply)

They are still here, just grumbling in a corner.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:27, Reply)

No thanks I've already worked for one flawed company, run by basic business acumen lacking dildos, cheers.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:25, Reply)

If you change your mind, gaz dozer, yeah?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:29, Reply)

Gaz messages are shite m8, just say what you gots to say on here unless you're a bender.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:30, Reply)

yeah I'm not looking for a job m8

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:35, Reply)

who would want to do anything thoughtful or creative
when they could settle for telling other people what they can't do for £10,000 a year and a free dose of smugness, eh?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:52, Reply)

I dunno like Gill, beating the ombudsman on a weekly basis requires a fair amount of intellectual dexterity

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:55, Reply)

your delusions of grandeur are the only thing that is bigger than your shiny bald head

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 19:07, Reply)

only this week I successfully defended my firm against a 150 grand claim

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 19:09, Reply)

wow
HUGE sums of money at stake, here.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 19:17, Reply)

oh yeah ... she's going to attempt some numbers ... this is gonna get steamy

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 19:19, Reply)

that's the maximum the ombudsman can make you pay
So firms don't pay out any more.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 19:19, Reply)

you're definitely right at the cutting edge, sure you are

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 19:22, Reply)

christ ... it's like two tramps arguing about who has the cleaner arse

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 19:10, Reply)

Is he a knob in rl, or is it just a meme?Sometimes he sounds sensible, sometimes he comes across as knob material.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 19:11, Reply)

one of two things happened, as he went from being "alright" and a bit of white noise, to a bit of a deliberate twat
so either he is ok in RL, but for some weird reason thinks he is some crazy laugh on here, or he was pretending to be "alright" and is pure knob material in RL.

i wouldn't like to comment myself, but i will just say PIERCINGS AND SHIT TURD BROWN SWEATSHIRT.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 19:16, Reply)

you still would though

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 19:20, Reply)

Piercings are not sexy?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 19:20, Reply)

she's a middle class provincial spod
she's more vanilla than ice cream covered in custard
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 19:22, Reply)

go and have a hairy bagpipe fuck, it might give you something better to do
(for 1 minute)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 19:23, Reply)

yeah ... prolly will when I get back from the pub

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 19:27, Reply)

drinking alone again?
oh dear
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 19:29, Reply)

have you seen the shit brown picture?
that would answer your question.

shudder.

this was quite amusing though: b3ta.com/questions/noselfawareness/post1800324
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 19:23, Reply)

I attempted a semi.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 19:26, Reply)

cheers

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 19:33, Reply)

your fat arse is the only thing bigger than your beakoid nose

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 19:11, Reply)

oh yeah ... now it's getting sexy

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 19:12, Reply)

u nose it

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 19:13, Reply)

Dozer is a bit of a nob tbh, pass it on.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:57, Reply)

you're more boring than agnostic antichrist.
Vagabond is funnier than you.

Multiple Sclerosis is funnier and more welcomed than you.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 18:59, Reply)