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Alt: Hohohohohoho
(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 16:29, 64 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I know a fat old policeman
He's always on our street.
A fat and jolly red-faced man
He really is a treat.

He's too kind for a policeman
He's never known to frown.
And everybody says
He is the happiest man in town!.

He laughs upon point duty
He laughs upon his beat.
He laughs at everybody
When he's walking in the street.

He never can stop laughing
He says he's never tried.
But once he did arrest a man
And laughed until he cried!

Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

His jolly face is wrinkled
And then he shut his eyes.
He opened his great big mouth
It was a wonderous size!

He said "I must arrest you!"
He didn't know what for.
And then he started laughing
Until he cracked his fat old jaw.

Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho ho. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

So if you chance to meet him
While walking 'round the town.
Shake him by his fat old hand
And give him half a crown.

His eyes will beam and sparkle
He'll gurgle with delight.
And then you'll start him laughing
With all his blessed might!

Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 16:33, Reply)

policeman Geordie
arrest bum
mouth anus
hand cock
(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 16:39, Reply)
Nothing if not concise

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 16:43, Reply)
Mine

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 16:33, Reply)
My oh My

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 16:35, Reply)
Cock bum

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 16:40, Reply)
get fucked you bent jewish coon

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 16:46, Reply)
i'm leaving 4eva

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 16:50, Reply)
No pls dnt

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 16:55, Reply)
I was expecting more of a rallyround if I'm honest. But you'll have to do Jay

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 16:59, Reply)
I want you to stay m8.

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 17:00, Reply)
i feel immediately worse for some reason

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 17:16, Reply)
must be another stroke, you palsied prick end

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 17:18, Reply)
again?

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 17:05, Reply)
misuthemost xxx

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 17:16, Reply)
Alright rorrolls

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 17:41, Reply)
I'd be worried if it was 5eva, i can cope with 4eva

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 17:59, Reply)
Hahahaha oh yeah

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 16:58, Reply)
YAAFI

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 16:59, Reply)
christ :(
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/11245565/Chelsea-balcony-collapse.html
(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 17:12, Reply)
Christ.
What a shit thread. What have you spastics been playing at all day?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 17:27, Reply)
It's ok I'm back now, train cans and nik naks ahoy

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 17:39, Reply)
I'm embarrassed for all involved.

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 17:42, Reply)
heh heh heh

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 17:29, Reply)
alright Sir Nakington Ape

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 17:44, Reply)
Verily sir! Truely you are a scholar and a gentleman

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 17:54, Reply)

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