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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I know a fat old policeman
He's always on our street.
A fat and jolly red-faced man
He really is a treat.
He's too kind for a policeman
He's never known to frown.
And everybody says
He is the happiest man in town!.
He laughs upon point duty
He laughs upon his beat.
He laughs at everybody
When he's walking in the street.
He never can stop laughing
He says he's never tried.
But once he did arrest a man
And laughed until he cried!
Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
His jolly face is wrinkled
And then he shut his eyes.
He opened his great big mouth
It was a wonderous size!
He said "I must arrest you!"
He didn't know what for.
And then he started laughing
Until he cracked his fat old jaw.
Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho ho. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
So if you chance to meet him
While walking 'round the town.
Shake him by his fat old hand
And give him half a crown.
His eyes will beam and sparkle
He'll gurgle with delight.
And then you'll start him laughing
With all his blessed might!
Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
( , Fri 21 Nov 2014, 16:33, Reply)
I was expecting more of a rallyround if I'm honest. But you'll have to do Jay
( , Fri 21 Nov 2014, 16:59, Reply)
( , Fri 21 Nov 2014, 16:59, Reply)
christ :(
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/11245565/Chelsea-balcony-collapse.html
( , Fri 21 Nov 2014, 17:12, Reply)
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/11245565/Chelsea-balcony-collapse.html
( , Fri 21 Nov 2014, 17:12, Reply)
Christ.
What a shit thread. What have you spastics been playing at all day?
( , Fri 21 Nov 2014, 17:27, Reply)
What a shit thread. What have you spastics been playing at all day?
( , Fri 21 Nov 2014, 17:27, Reply)
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