My car's in for its MOT today
#lifeupdatesnobodycaresabout
( Kroney, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:02, 2 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Booked a hotel at Stansted Airport for next Thursday
#lifeupdatesnobodycaresabout
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:03, Reply)

Fucking hell, you know how to treat a woman and no mistake.
/oncetookabirdtotheHeathrowIbis
( Kroney, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:04, Reply)

She ain't coming, really early flight Friday :(
#lifeupdatesnobodycaresabout
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:06, Reply)

Wearing my famous cardigan at work like a motherfucking P.I.M.P.
#lifeupdatesnobodycaresqbout
( Kroney, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:23, Reply)

Hope it goes well.
Renault, Peugeot or Citroen?
( Muns, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:03, Reply)

VW

( Kroney, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:05, Reply)

Oh OK, wait a minute. This was another "you're French" joke. Soz.
Renault 4, obvs. It's all banged up from where I've been driving around drunk on red wine delivering, oh I don't know, chickens or some shit like that.
( Kroney, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:15, Reply)

Truffles, garlic & onions.
You're not even trying anymore.
( Muns, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:20, Reply)

The renault 4 was designed to carry a basket of eggs across a rutted field
#factsthatnoonewouldevercareabout
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:40, Reply)

Look who you're talking to. Obviously I know that.
The Renault 6 had its gearbox on backwards.
( Kroney, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:53, Reply)

#factsthatnoonewouldevercareabout

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 12:04, Reply)

Something tells him you're onto something good

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 12:05, Reply)