Great news guys!
I'm in the pub now
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:29, 1 reply, 9 years ago)

You seem to spend a lot of time in the pub recently.
You're not moving into marketing as a career, are you? Your wife's not inexplicably decided to stop having sex with you? Probably post natal depression, mate.
( Kroney, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:31, Reply)

I'm looking forward to spending several (full) days with my wife over the coming weeks
Could you afford that?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:33, Reply)

Two and a half weeks minus a day with mine.
Though given how many board members have been sleeping with her, I'm probably going to have to give a her a rinse and a towelling off, first.
( Kroney, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:35, Reply)

Kroney mate, just so you know, she offered but I turned her down.
I just couldn't betray our friendship.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:38, Reply)

At least SOMEBODY on this site has some morals.

( Kroney, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:40, Reply)

HELLOSIR!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:41, Reply)

I'm the most moralistic poster on this forum.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:41, Reply)

down over and backscuttled her instead
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:42, Reply)

I shouldn't have laughed at this.

( Kroney, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:42, Reply)

sodomy is definitely the most gentlemanly response to such socially awkward situations

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:44, Reply)

If only gentlemen had an equivalent of Debrett's that we could use to check such matters against.

( Kroney, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:46, Reply)