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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Might get a wrap for lunch
www.shakewrapandroll.co.uk/menu.php

Might not. It's all go and no mistake.
(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:12, 225 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
Get me a Shredded Chilli Beef please Jeff
Heavy on the chilli
(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:14, Reply)
No.

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:15, Reply)
How rude

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:17, Reply)
Might have a go at fixing the rear washer jet on my car tomorrow.
Might not.
(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:14, Reply)
Top up water, fix done.

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:15, Reply)
Might get my Xmas bonus today.
Might not.
(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:15, Reply)
I think I might go for a pint and then head up to Foleshill for some samosas or summat

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:15, Reply)
But then again, you might not.

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:16, Reply)


(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:18, Reply)
wraps are for woofters and blobbing birds.
*buys wrap*
(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:18, Reply)
Might have a cup of tea in a sec.
Might not.
(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:19, Reply)
alright
On a train. It's sitting at Birmingham New Street.
(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:19, Reply)
How do trains manage to sit?

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:20, Reply)
it's what the announcer dude said, I assume it's some zany railway technical term

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:21, Reply)
Are you coming to see me?

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:20, Reply)
no

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:27, Reply)
You might pass my office though

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:32, Reply)
I just gave you a camp little wave!

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:38, Reply)
That wasn't me

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:41, Reply)
I just pulled the trigger on tickets to see DJ EZ.

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:21, Reply)
You IT guys and your trying to make clicking a button on a mouse sound exciting.

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:22, Reply)
'I think you'll find it's a bit more complicated than *that*'

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:24, Reply)
*switches it off, switches it back on, looks smug*

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:27, Reply)
DJ EZ is well worth seeing
Where is he on? Is that in Aberdeen?
(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:28, Reply)
Aye, tunnels.
He played up here in May as well. There's some promoter who seems to be getting some big names in of late.
(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:30, Reply)
Aberdeen's always done well for clubs.
Aside from all the students, there are thousands of twentysomethings on silly money in oil.
(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:37, Reply)
A lot of them are just generic shit places for twentysomethings on silly money in oil to spunk cash though.
I think there's usually some techno or house on at the tunnels or what was drum but it can be pretty dead in there. Been a while since I've bothered though. Stick to pubs quite a bit these days.
(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:41, Reply)
lolold

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:43, Reply)
I used to go to the Pelican
The techno in there was top notch. Weatherall, Dave Clark, Surgeon, Dave Angel, Eddie Richards, it was quality.
(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:45, Reply)
Underneath hotel metro?
I heard good things, it reopened briefly when kef shut down.
(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:50, Reply)
yep

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:53, Reply)
ima have me some soup

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:25, Reply)
What colour?

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:28, Reply)
Louisiana Red Pepper Gumbo colour

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:29, Reply)
Office baysh tonight.
I might have 6 pints at lunchtime.
(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:25, Reply)
Glad to see you're cutting back.

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:27, Reply)
I don't want to get pissed and act like a cunt.
Again.
(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:28, Reply)
office parties are only worth attending to watch a lightweight make a proper dick of himself

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:32, Reply)
I'm gutted I missed the one a year ago where the five foot nothing new guy
failed in chatting up all the girls and punched a window in frustration.
(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:47, Reply)
did he keep his job?

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:48, Reply)
Yeah, despite telling the IT director that "well, they're all bitches, aren't they."

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:50, Reply)
Is his name 'Graeme', by any chance?

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:49, Reply)
The worst part about the office Christmas party is looking for a new job in the morning

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:47, Reply)
Alright Mrs McBeef
Best take it easy or 'er indoors will set about you with a rolling pin
(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:45, Reply)
Office secret santa this year was good
Highlight include an over 60's porn mag and a horse's head
(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:30, Reply)
lol wakki zany omg lols!

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:31, Reply)
We don't do secret santa here, but I think I'd probably just get a couple of lottery tickets to point out how little they mean to me.

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:32, Reply)
This one made me lol


Tony spoils films and books for everyone
(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:35, Reply)
hahaha

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:38, Reply)
I bet Tony pressed the button to make his bow tie spin around when he opened that!

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:39, Reply)
I said Tony, not Frank

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:47, Reply)
The parrot fucking hates that bow tie.

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:04, Reply)
don't care for wraps
it's no replacement for proper bread
(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:30, Reply)
don't you fall for it, food chat is the worst sort of chat.
Except everything dozer says, that's the worst worst.
(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:40, Reply)
I thought we were mates, m8 :'(

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:42, Reply)
People seem to be on your case a lot 'el dozo'
How come?
(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:47, Reply)
Mainly beause he's a bent spastic.

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:47, Reply)
its because he's a dull metal mickey music wrong York spastic.

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:48, Reply)
they're all well jell of my street suave wayz, babe

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:52, Reply)
I was almost feeling sorry for you there 'babe'

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:53, Reply)
no probz, babygirl

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:58, Reply)
Windy Pig hates everyone. Even me, despite me being so wubbable!

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:53, Reply)
I love you all dearly.

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:55, Reply)
I just don't like the fellow. I make no apologies for that.

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:53, Reply)
The jeffaids has now definitely travelled to my (not insignifiant) chest.
I may have inadvertently coughed up a lung.
(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:46, Reply)
I bet mr b3th wasn't expecting to outlive you

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:47, Reply)
He's in competition with the dog to see which one will last longest.

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:48, Reply)
We can rub it better?

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:48, Reply)
What, all of you?

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:49, Reply)
It'll take a good 5 men

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:50, Reply)
and a bucket of Vick

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:52, Reply)
cor!

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:54, Reply)
Sexy as fuck

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:54, Reply)
I'm rocking a pole so hard you could dance round it, pet

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:55, Reply)
Cor!

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:56, Reply)
Bloody Poles.
Coming over here, nicking our dances.
(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:57, Reply)
*dances*
*has coughing fit*

*coughs up second lung*

*dies*
(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:01, Reply)
Finally a website worse than cranleys one

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:56, Reply)
garycranley.me

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:57, Reply)
For a self appointed sacked branding expert (2001-2007) three pages and 'me do good' strap line just didn't really convince me of his credentials

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:00, Reply)
It doesn't seem to exist anymore, if you mean his .co.uk site

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:03, Reply)
I guess he was so inundated with commissions coming from it he didn't need the hassle of server fees anymore

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:05, Reply)
What are server fees these days?
As a percentage of a school uniform, for example?
(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:07, Reply)
i'd say at least 1.65 school uniforms pa

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:09, Reply)
Half a left trouser leg, repayable FUCKING IMMEDIATELY

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:10, Reply)
he'd never have allowed that on the menu

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:01, Reply)
weed wanking etc etc

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:05, Reply)
My wrap was lovely you'll be pleased to know.

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:28, Reply)
I'm pleased for you man, really.

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:32, Reply)
Thanks.

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:35, Reply)
Did you get a picture?

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:36, Reply)
No.
Why would I take a photo of a wrap when I could just eat it.
(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:38, Reply)
this is the best news I've heard in at least three or four minutes

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:33, Reply)
Me too!

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:35, Reply)
Try being me!!!!!

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:36, Reply)
*buys chinos*

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:37, Reply)
can you even buy chinos outside the mid west any more?

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:43, Reply)
I've no idea, having never owned them.

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:47, Reply)
good to see a bit of the old 'top cranleying' still gets things moving

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:29, Reply)
Everybody likes a good lambasting.

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:29, Reply)
i do enjoy the savage character assassination and lampooning of people i don't actually know, it's nice, i feel a bit christmassy finally!!!

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:31, Reply)
assination is about right.

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:33, Reply)
dunno what that is soz

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:34, Reply)
apology accepted.

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:36, Reply)
ditto

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:36, Reply)
In your case it'd merely be a bit of the old eye for an eye.
That's OK, the bible says so! If it's OK for Jesus, it should be alright for you. Unless you're suggesting you have better morals than Christ Our Lord? At Christmas, too?
(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:33, Reply)
It's spelt assassination. Hth xx.

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:34, Reply)
It's spelt assignation, mate.

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:34, Reply)
please fuck off you dull shitcunt

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:35, Reply)
^^

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:37, Reply)
I think you are the worst possible person to be advising on spelling.
Worse, even, than Gonz.
(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:43, Reply)
I think you are the worst person here.

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:45, Reply)
nobody gives a fuck what you think, you brainless fuckwit

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:47, Reply)
Great news guys!
I'm in the pub now
(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:29, Reply)
You seem to spend a lot of time in the pub recently.
You're not moving into marketing as a career, are you? Your wife's not inexplicably decided to stop having sex with you? Probably post natal depression, mate.
(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:31, Reply)
I'm looking forward to spending several (full) days with my wife over the coming weeks
Could you afford that?
(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:33, Reply)
Two and a half weeks minus a day with mine.
Though given how many board members have been sleeping with her, I'm probably going to have to give a her a rinse and a towelling off, first.
(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:35, Reply)
Kroney mate, just so you know, she offered but I turned her down.
I just couldn't betray our friendship.
(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:38, Reply)
At least SOMEBODY on this site has some morals.

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:40, Reply)
HELLOSIR!

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:41, Reply)
I'm the most moralistic poster on this forum.

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:41, Reply)

down over and backscuttled her instead
(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:42, Reply)
I shouldn't have laughed at this.

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:42, Reply)
sodomy is definitely the most gentlemanly response to such socially awkward situations

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:44, Reply)
If only gentlemen had an equivalent of Debrett's that we could use to check such matters against.

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:46, Reply)
You made me get a wrap for lunch
Zapatista. Fucking hell, that was good
(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:57, Reply)
Soup-dodger.

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 13:00, Reply)
tggi^
I'll have that tomorrow instead
(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 13:00, Reply)
Get a pie instead, soup is pretty shit as a stand alone meal.

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 13:04, Reply)
You could eat it sat with friends, though.

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 13:06, Reply)
Friday tomorrow.
www.chompgrill.co.uk/#beef

Probably a burger for lunch.
(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 13:06, Reply)
Might be a bit pleathery

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 13:10, Reply)

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