one year on Christmas party night, a group of lads dragged our 9ft Christmas tree down out if the function room,
They got half way downstairs with it and then came and complained the stairs were too narrow. I thought he was the dj getting his gear out so I showed them the back staircase. Luckily a colleague was out having a fag when they walked through the garden with it. One then tried to punch me for having a go at them. Tried to run off and climb the gate to get out, fell off and broke his leg. Tried to blame us for his injury. The company took it to small claims court and he ended up paying the pub for damages to the tree and fence.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 19 Dec 2014, 15:14, 1 reply, 9 years ago)

hahahaha!
What a wanker
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 15:21, Reply)

proper laddish prick

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 19 Dec 2014, 15:26, Reply)

There were a load of amateur drinkers in the pub earlier
Shoddy
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 15:29, Reply)

Today is the second worst drinking day of the year.
Only new years could be shitter.
( Muns, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 15:35, Reply)

New Years Eve is dreadful

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 15:38, Reply)

oh aye, new years eve is an absolute shit fight

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 19 Dec 2014, 15:43, Reply)

Amateur drinkers are just the worst
couple of Bacardi breeders or some such crap and instant loud lairy unfunny wankers.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 15:48, Reply)

haha autocorrect lol

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 15:56, Reply)