I can't believe you don't remember the love we shared.

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 16:13, 1 reply, 9 years ago)

So THAT was the cause of the rash!

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 16:13, Reply)

Removing someones teeth for the sake of a gummer is a bit harsh though.

( Muns, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 16:16, Reply)

Just sheared the roots of Upper right 3&4
From the bruising I think I got stamped on
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 16:21, Reply)

Was there an extra £5 that he didn't have before?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 16:22, Reply)

Wouldn't have found it anyway
This was in the West Midlands Constabulary area so they (allegedly) went through the pockets/wallets/handbags of any drunk and 'relieved' them of any cash they might - or might not - have been carrying
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 16:24, Reply)