we made ginger cake when i was at school
someone brought mixed herbs instead of mixed spices. it did NOT look or smell good.

also someone else thought it would be a good idea to swirl red, blue and green food colouring into a cake, like a psychedelic marble effect.

no. like a grey mutant dishcloth effect.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:14, 2 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Haha Ginger cake

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:15, Reply)

our class thpethul once brought cauliflower instead of cornflour for a cake
in his defence, he probably spelled then both "conflowa" so it was entirely his idiot mum's fault
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:27, Reply)

That takes some doing.
Unless, obviously, you're a mong.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:32, Reply)

He's dead now. He had something pretty grim I think. He was tiny and thick as fuck.
It's still his mum's fault for thinking cauliflower was a sensible cake ingredient.
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:34, Reply)

Maybe she took advantage of his relaxed standards
by giving him a cauliflower with candles on it on his birthday every year.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 14:35, Reply)