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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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When she tires of you, and throws you out, taking custody of lemmy, you'll be back to your cold empty house and pricey train tickets. Just a thought.
( , Mon 26 Jan 2015, 18:12, 3 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
( , Mon 26 Jan 2015, 18:12, 3 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
yep
he's tiny and sooooo cute.
and he can fly like a fucking bullet from a gun. poor bumbling lemmy is going to be like the fat kid on sports day :(
( , Mon 26 Jan 2015, 18:26, Reply)
he's tiny and sooooo cute.
and he can fly like a fucking bullet from a gun. poor bumbling lemmy is going to be like the fat kid on sports day :(
( , Mon 26 Jan 2015, 18:26, Reply)
nooooooooooo
lemmy is sweet, he's just a bit shit at flying.
we've only let them have a quick peek so far; lemmy is utterly intrigued. rocky just looks at him as if to say, "only 1 of you?"
( , Mon 26 Jan 2015, 18:34, Reply)
lemmy is sweet, he's just a bit shit at flying.
we've only let them have a quick peek so far; lemmy is utterly intrigued. rocky just looks at him as if to say, "only 1 of you?"
( , Mon 26 Jan 2015, 18:34, Reply)
at the moment, aye
when rocky is tame and settled, they will go in together, we hope.
otherwise that's a LOT of cleaning up shit for poor frog.
( , Mon 26 Jan 2015, 18:53, Reply)
when rocky is tame and settled, they will go in together, we hope.
otherwise that's a LOT of cleaning up shit for poor frog.
( , Mon 26 Jan 2015, 18:53, Reply)
How much do these things shit all over the place? Is there dollops of shit and piss everywhere ? Eww
( , Mon 26 Jan 2015, 18:59, Reply)
( , Mon 26 Jan 2015, 18:59, Reply)
yeah they don't have a colostomy bag like you, andrew marr
hahaha yeah
( , Mon 26 Jan 2015, 19:03, Reply)
hahaha yeah
( , Mon 26 Jan 2015, 19:03, Reply)
fascinating fact for you
they don't piss - because of where they come from, their bodies absorb all the liquid. they do tiny little dry pellets that are immediately wiped up with a disinfectant wipe.
not sure if it's better or worse than shovelling dog shit into a bag. that happens less frequently, but dog shit is soooooo much worse.
( , Mon 26 Jan 2015, 19:09, Reply)
they don't piss - because of where they come from, their bodies absorb all the liquid. they do tiny little dry pellets that are immediately wiped up with a disinfectant wipe.
not sure if it's better or worse than shovelling dog shit into a bag. that happens less frequently, but dog shit is soooooo much worse.
( , Mon 26 Jan 2015, 19:09, Reply)
and by immediately you mean you find pellets of shite everywhere. That's really cool and hygienic sounding too.
( , Mon 26 Jan 2015, 19:23, Reply)
( , Mon 26 Jan 2015, 19:23, Reply)
Of course, we aren't married. As Christians we believe that is Gods will.
( , Mon 26 Jan 2015, 19:14, Reply)
( , Mon 26 Jan 2015, 19:14, Reply)
Cool story bro. Stick to your failing pub and moribund family life eh?
( , Mon 26 Jan 2015, 18:21, Reply)
( , Mon 26 Jan 2015, 18:21, Reply)
i need some medical advice
Can anyone here give me some serious advice?
( , Mon 26 Jan 2015, 18:24, Reply)
Can anyone here give me some serious advice?
( , Mon 26 Jan 2015, 18:24, Reply)
I can practise med till the end of the month. Do you need a sick note, or a bum fingering?
( , Mon 26 Jan 2015, 18:27, Reply)
( , Mon 26 Jan 2015, 18:27, Reply)
Sounds like early stages of
JIMMY HILL-ITUS.
If it speads to your chin then no one will believe you.
( , Mon 26 Jan 2015, 18:46, Reply)
JIMMY HILL-ITUS.
If it speads to your chin then no one will believe you.
( , Mon 26 Jan 2015, 18:46, Reply)
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