I'm going to guess at something that, while perhaps pretty, is shit and impractical and you don't really have anywhere to keep it.
Alt: All manner of tedious complaints about traffic, its poor management and the general ignorance, selfishness and oh God this is boring

Altalt: see above, but I can see the light of curry and drugs and alcohols abuse growing gradually larger at the end of this tedious tunnel.
I bear the date no grudge.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:55, 2 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

spare me your life story

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 8:57, Reply)

Aw but I was just getting to the good bit

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:01, Reply)

[SPOILER]
You die at the end
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:02, Reply)

I might skip ahead a few pages, this bit is a bit boring.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:07, Reply)

all the protagonist seems to do is post on the internet, not funny stuff either, just a load of old shit.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:08, Reply)

There was just a really exciting bit where I went to make a cup of tea
But now we're back to the tedious internet posting again
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:17, Reply)

Good chat-up line.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:01, Reply)

50% of the time, it works *every* time

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:04, Reply)

you had me at 'sp'

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:06, Reply)

SP

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 9:06, Reply)

I dunno, he was on tour with a proper rock star, and the stories they tell is pretty raucous. maybe I'll get a slave or something.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Mar 2015, 10:10, Reply)