I remember one night in Newcastle someone was on the tyne bridge threatening to jump.
There was a lot of concern for about and hour and a half, then it started to rain really heavily and everyone started jeering him and shouting "hurry up!"

He was coaxed down in the end.
Pussy.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 15:45, 2 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

How do you talk someone down in Newcastle?
I imagine the regular stuff like 'You've got so much to live for' or 'think of your beautiful family' are non-starters.
( Muns, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 15:47, Reply)

I think you have to try to entice them down with the promise of scratchcards, brown ale and lard butties

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 15:49, Reply)

If you don't top yourself, we'll give you a Newcastle Utd shirt signed by Alan Shearer?
That sort of bollocks?
( Muns, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 15:50, Reply)

Jane Middlemiss will present it to you.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 15:52, Reply)

Interesting transfer policy but worth a punt based on their current form

( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 15:53, Reply)

^ has no idea what their current form is

( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 15:53, Reply)

P60

( Muns, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 16:12, Reply)

They send Gazza in like they did with Moaty.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 15:55, Reply)

Dogs a poond a borral doon toon 'nite

( Peej, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 15:51, Reply)

and a cruise ship holiday

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 15:54, Reply)

What's this I keep hearing about you and a new suit?

( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 15:55, Reply)

i think its probably something to do with me having a new suit ready for my court appearance.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 15:56, Reply)

COME ON TIM!

( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 15:57, Reply)

Lets go Meatsnake lets go *clap clap*

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 15:59, Reply)

Shoot em' in the back now

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 16:01, Reply)

+ of the movies on a Saturday night with you

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 16:07, Reply)

You'll be fine mate, I'm sure you'll get custody of the budgies.

( Muns, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 16:00, Reply)

It's nothing to do with the yewtree 'others' investigation honest

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 16:02, Reply)

^^^

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 15:54, Reply)

What happened, were all the trains cancelled or something?

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 15:47, Reply)