I really don't get the whole american "I'm 5th generation O'rish" thing.
Yup, just read that myself, it'll be 'new titles' though, so don't expect to see any classics. My money would be on the equivolent to Mario Teaches Typing - nintendo characters will be shoe-horned in. You won't see a new Zelda or Mario. They'll be tons of paid DLC too I bet =(

I'm currently spec'ing up an App at the moment to revolutionise the Dental industry, looking forward to that. I've even got clever shizniss like iBeacons so you know you're in the room, and give you the ability to set some lighting/control the TV on the ceiling/bluetooth over to their speakers. All kinds of shizniss.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 11:37, 7 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

It's stupid.
By their mode of thinking, I'm third generation Scottish. One thing I promise you I won't be doing is going to my grandfather's manor in bloody Govan and claiming a connection.

Not unless I fancy a fucking good stabbing, anyway.
( Kroney, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 11:41, Reply)

One of our customer sites is in Govan
*shudders*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 11:43, Reply)

One of my favourite dining table anecdotes is the story of how Rab Nesbitt was filmed on my Grandad's estate.

( Kroney, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 11:45, Reply)

I once had a pint with Gregor Fishers son.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 13:12, Reply)

'revolutionise the Dental industry'
Good luck with that - Luddite stick-in-the-muds for the most part in my experience.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 11:43, Reply)

They just need larger breasts

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 11:44, Reply)

But wouldnt that mean they would get in the way
so that they would smoosh up and press against you while they were looking in your mouth?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 12:13, Reply)

TGDGI

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 12:14, Reply)

But it would make them
less efficient at their job... You might as well say that they should rub your crotch while doing fillings, as if that would help take your mind off it.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 12:17, Reply)

NOW TGGI

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 12:21, Reply)

'they should rub your crotch while doing fillings'
I'm not sure my dentist would go for this, I mean, he's quite open-minded and all but this might be going a bit far.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 12:26, Reply)

My dentist is a really gorgeous looking Asian girl

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 12:47, Reply)

Ah yes the old "asian" ones
beneath that coy Thai exterior throbs a cock of pure gristle
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 13:14, Reply)

now we're getting SEXY

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 13:23, Reply)

Wouldn't you do anything to disassociate yourself with being American?
It's like they're trying to say that 'yes, I am American, but deep down, I'm better than this.'
( Muns, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 11:45, Reply)

I'm better than an american. I'm Irish!
lol stupid americans.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 11:49, Reply)

I tend to know if I am in the room.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 11:50, Reply)

I have my friends tell me through my helmet.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 11:51, Reply)

less if you're gaymer talk

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 11:52, Reply)

Yah' yah', technophobe.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 13:37, Reply)

Its basically due to them being a young country and having stolen the land from the natives
So in order to have any sort of heritage they cling on to any level of immigration blood they can, so they can feel like they have a backstory.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 11:59, Reply)

They have one, it's just not one worth telling

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 13:39, Reply)

says the pork-munching "Jew"

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 12:00, Reply)

NO GAY TALK

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 12:11, Reply)

Better than the pork, I had that lobster on saturday - was a really nice day.
Me, Ma' and Ma's sister.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 13:37, Reply)

I had a 2lb lobster, it was massive, I ate it all but left my chips.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 13:37, Reply)

You might like new TV show "The Dig"
it's about Jerusalem and murder and the Arc of the Covenant. It's stupid shit but I enjoyed it.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 12:02, Reply)

Oh wow, that looks wicked, thanks mate

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 13:39, Reply)