cufflinks and ties you pleb

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 14:16, 4 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

No collar bar? No tie pin?
Get your act together mate, or you'll end up just looking like a prick rather than a complete prick.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 14:18, Reply)

And spats.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 14:20, Reply)

I thought you were buying shirts

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 14:22, Reply)

i have specific spats to go with different shirts
Dress from the feet up mate
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 14:23, Reply)

Step one: clown shoes....

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 14:24, Reply)

With shoes that big, there is no step two

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 14:32, Reply)

Important you get cufflinks that go with your facial piercings.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 14:21, Reply)

How many ties do you need?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 14:23, Reply)

Some people like to dress nicely dickhead, you might be alright with your one 'comedy' tie covered in gravy and pastry flakes but some people make an effort.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 14:26, Reply)

I didn't mean to diss your homie and gaz confidante. Apologies.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 14:35, Reply)

Everyone gazzes me m8, I'm popular.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 14:37, Reply)

Ties are a seperate piece of clothing
you might as well say socks numbnuts...

I mentioned cufflinks already anything other than silver means you are a vulgar wannabe
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 14:31, Reply)

What else would you wear a tie with other than a shirt? Accessory, Soz.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 14:34, Reply)

Around your head, playing cowboys and indians?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 14:36, Reply)

Yah, we all put our ties round our heads at Jasper and Cressida's wedding, Nakers' idea, totes hilar!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 14:40, Reply)

Stop trying to be funny.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 14:41, Reply)

I use one as a makeshift belt

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 14:42, Reply)

makeshift chastity
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 14:48, Reply)

Who wears a tie these days
open collar is where it is at.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 14:43, Reply)

Yes, that's nice, but isn't an answer to my question where I quite clearly have pwnd you in an internet argument

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 14:44, Reply)

so, yah boo sucks to be you
jelly.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2484179
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 14:47, Reply)

THIS ISN'T OVER BONZODOG

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 14:48, Reply)

I shall mark your words

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 14:52, Reply)

3/10 see me

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 14:55, Reply)

dog collar

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 14:45, Reply)

5.9.83.79/talk/7808328
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 14:46, Reply)

wise words from The Last Good One Here

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 14:47, Reply)

he is wrong though

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 14:52, Reply)

nuh uh
If you have to wear a suit because you're a bank teller or an estate agent or one of those other poor cunts then you definitely have to wear a tie

If you're wearing the rest of the suit but no tie then you're basically telling the world that you aspire to be an estate agent but you can't yet tie a tie
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 14:55, Reply)

I am wearing a 3 piece suit with shirt and cufflinks and no tie
you can touch me if you want
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 15:02, Reply)

Bit overkill for an IT department, no?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 15:04, Reply)

It's one of those t-shirts that look like a suit

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 15:06, Reply)

bonz is sooooo kewl

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 15:08, Reply)

its marl grey too

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 15:19, Reply)

Tea coloured?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 15:21, Reply)

I see what you did there

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 15:31, Reply)

Ties are generally for cunts tbh.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 14:47, Reply)

how the fuck do you hitch a double windsor around a snatch?

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 14:47, Reply)

With love.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 14:49, Reply)

in pink out brown?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 14:52, Reply)

hahaha!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 14:53, Reply)

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 14:54, Reply)

Ask Prince Harry?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 14:54, Reply)

two puns for the price of one

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 15:00, Reply)

dickhead tbh

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 14:49, Reply)