alright phil, email says my new trainers have been delivered, but I'm stuck enjoying the winter beauty of Kew Gardens again

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Nov 2016, 10:54, 3 replies, latest was 7 years ago)

they're busy setting up for 'Christmas at Kew', looks like it's gonna be farking fierce, I'm booking tickets deffo

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Nov 2016, 10:58, Reply)

What trainers did you order?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 25 Nov 2016, 10:59, Reply)

New Balance 009. My mummy bought them for me for Xmas.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Nov 2016, 11:02, Reply)

Well no wearing them till Christmas

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 25 Nov 2016, 11:13, Reply)

that's what i said
and I got back, "mummy says I can and that it's fuck all to do with you."
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Nov 2016, 12:19, Reply)

hahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 25 Nov 2016, 12:41, Reply)

don't encourage him!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Nov 2016, 12:45, Reply)

I'm wearing them now!!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Nov 2016, 13:48, Reply)

Thats great news Dave
I had a delivery yesterday from Fedex. According to the online tracking it was signed for by A. Gate. I am dubious of this claim as my gate doesn't have hands and doesn't refer to itself like that.
( Peej, Fri 25 Nov 2016, 11:22, Reply)

He's just trying to lead you up the garden path.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 25 Nov 2016, 11:45, Reply)

*waggles cigar*

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 25 Nov 2016, 12:45, Reply)

Pathel Force

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Nov 2016, 14:23, Reply)

Semen Pathel

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 25 Nov 2016, 16:32, Reply)

DJ Path Enarth Brown

(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Fri 25 Nov 2016, 17:30, Reply)