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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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You loiter round the bushes a little too often there...
Is there discarded porn or something?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 13:05, 1 reply, 7 years ago)
No Jason, it's a royal botanic garden which I have a membership to and is half an hour from home, making it an ideal morning out to avoid the cleaner.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 13:16, Reply)
His botty gardens are probably quite different.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 13:33, Reply)
Well fertilised, though

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 13:38, Reply)
And ploughed

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 14:12, Reply)
Do you leave the cleaner a note when you go out
Blaming the skids on the pan on someone else?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 13:52, Reply)
Nah, cleaner/client confidentiality innit. She's taken the oath, I'll get her struck off if she breaks it.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 14:11, Reply)
Also gives her the choice of things to nick.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 14:15, Reply)
It's cool, all my stuff is in storage

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 14:18, Reply)
I hope you are going to give the cleaner a tip this Christmas that isn't cash.
Cast offs and hand-me-downs should leave her in no doubt as the their position in society.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 14:21, Reply)
Might give her a sack

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 14:24, Reply)
Sorry I meant *THE* sack

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 14:24, Reply)
Might be an idea to sack her, and then try and ger her benefits stopped.
In the new year, give immigration a call.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 14:28, Reply)
No point keeping her on anyway, she'll be brexited sooner or later.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 14:29, Reply)
^100

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 14:29, Reply)

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