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The Adventures of Bert Monkeysex

(__, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 19:31, 24 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
I am totally not laughing at this at all

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 19:34, Reply)

I love your work
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 19:34, Reply)
I've just spluttered wine all over me keyboard man!
Never mind all this POTD crap, this is post of the month!
*clickety clickety click*
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 19:34, Reply)
Oh Frizzle, you're such a card

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 19:35, Reply)
I love this.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 19:39, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 19:47, Reply)
BIGGAR

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 19:49, Reply)
i'd read it

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 19:50, Reply)
genius

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 19:51, Reply)
Chocca full o' win :D
Gonz darlin', if I wasn't already hitched I'd totally propose to you on the basis of this and having met you only once...
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 23:17, Reply)
I think it might be best if we have a DNA test first.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 11:47, Reply)
Yeah, we could totally ask Jezza Kyle for one!

(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:35, Reply)
Now I see what was behind his mentalism
I sure hope he aint got plans for his daughter = ((
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 20:13, Reply)
Quite simply superb.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 20:16, Reply)
Anything I have ever done in my life
Cannot compare with this.
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 20:18, Reply)
haha
Battle of the b3ta mentals commence!
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 20:23, Reply)
How YOU doin'?
I am totally not doin' my sister. Face like a bag of melted spanners; even I have standards.
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 20:26, Reply)
You haven't got a sister
You've got a brother
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 20:27, Reply)
Look, this is my fantasy
and I can make up siblings of any gender I blimmin well like. Even Orcs.
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 20:29, Reply)
please stay away
I've recently injured my hand
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 20:32, Reply)
You drugged your brother,
put him in yer mam's dress, mashed his hand up, then did sex to his bum.
In the Arctic Circle.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 20:33, Reply)
'Arctic circle'
Best euphimism ever.
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 20:50, Reply)
Peter Davison, you owe me one farting string.
It bust when I saw this. Good work. Ouch. NURSE!!!
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 2:01, Reply)

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