Advice from Old PeopleSometimes, just sometimes, old people say something worth listening to. Ok, so it's like picking the needle out of a whole haystack of mis-remembered war stories, but those gems should be celebrated.
Tell us something worthwhile an old-type person has told you.
Note, we're leaving the definition of old up to you, you smooth-skinned youngsters.
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chthonic, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:16)
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Not exactly sound advise from my Granddad...but advise none the less:
When I was chatting about a work colleague who was tedious my Granddad served up this pearl of wisdom "Fuck them before they fuck you".
When we were in a car and he spotted a man crossing the road who had a large beard and didn't look like the most well groomed man he informed me that "he should be burned with petrol... Unleaded petrol so the bastard burns quicker". He then went on to tell me how some women needed "kicking in the cunt".
I suppose that because he looks like Leslie Nielsen he gets away with his potty mouthed tirades. Hasn't solved many crimes lately though...
(, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 20:33, 1 reply)
Remind me to buy your grandad a beer.Sound advice for a young chap.
(, Sat 21 Jun 2008, 10:18, closed)
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