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Sometimes, just sometimes, old people say something worth listening to. Ok, so it's like picking the needle out of a whole haystack of mis-remembered war stories, but those gems should be celebrated.

Tell us something worthwhile an old-type person has told you.

Note, we're leaving the definition of old up to you, you smooth-skinned youngsters.

(, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:16)
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This is a QotW answer Dad's prophetic words
41 years ago I was 10 years old and asked my Dad a WW2 and Omaha Beach landings veteran, "Dad do you think there will be another war in Europe?" his answer surprised me then, and haunts me now.

"No Geoff the biggest threat to the security of Europe comes from Islam those people are fanatics who believe we must all become Muslims or die, they believe its good to die for the cause, so we cant even defeat them unless we can kill them all"

If he could see it 40 years ago, why couldn't our so called leaders!
(, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:55, closed)
This is a QotW comment maybe
because he only told you?

edit: how rude, ninja'd
(, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:58, closed)
This is a QotW comment Hmm...
I'm assuming this is intended to be taken with a pinch of salt?
If not, it strikes me as startlingly ignorant.
(, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:59, closed)
This is a QotW comment Well
To be fair, the Qu'ran does say that all non-believers are infidels and should be murdered...

Whether all Muslims believe this, which they obviously don't, as most I know couldn't give a shit about what you are, is a different matter.
(, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 12:11, closed)
This is a QotW comment I'm glad someone has
had the courage to vocalise what I've felt for a long time. All those nasty muslim type should be shot.

Especially the ones with hooks.

And the ones with dark skin, they're the worst.

In fact, while we're shooting all the muslim darkies, why not get rid of some of the others, they're always causing trouble.

And those eastern europeans. They should all go to. Talking in their weird language, fixing our leaking taps and eating their delicious smoked sausages.

Yeah shoot them all.

Then we'll see who's going to do all the shitty jobs that are too menial for us Brits.
(, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 12:17, closed)
This is a QotW comment hi purple
i'm interested by your statement 'the Qu'ran does say that all non-believers are infidels and should be murdered'

does it really say 'murdered' or does it say 'killed'. if it is murder then that is surely an acknowledgement that the killing would be unlawful
(, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 12:25, closed)
This is a QotW comment althegeordie
dont knock the eastern europeans mate - they make all my favourite porn. the things those women can fit up their bottoms!
(, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 12:27, closed)
This is a QotW comment @spimf
I don't know myself, but it could just be the Purple Jessop is shooting their mouth off over something they don't know anything about.

edit - I was hoping that my post was suitably ironic. Maybe I need to ham it up more.
(, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 12:27, closed)
This is a QotW comment @ althegeordie
i think the purple one is *looks conspiritoraly around and whispers*

a nermerican

*taps nose*
(, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 12:29, closed)
This is a QotW comment Oh no...
... I am certainly not American. No siree. In fairness I'm 19 and probably don't have all the worldly knowledge you boys have accumulated in your however many years. I have not been taught this or whatever by teachers, or just listened to some racist fella tell me, I'm going on what a Muslim mate of mine told me.

I think Al holds a grudge.
(, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 12:33, closed)
This is a QotW comment althegeordie
is purple helmet calling us a pair of old cunts?
(, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 12:35, closed)
This is a QotW comment Shut up Grandad.
Lost your cane again?
(, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 12:35, closed)
This is a QotW comment marnin Kaol
LOOK AT MY LOVELY ICON

*awaits torrent of abuse*
(, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 12:38, closed)
This is a QotW comment It's pretty!
I could do with a couple of those most mornings, actually.
(, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 12:39, closed)
This is a QotW comment They don't let you have
Asprin in Dubai?
(, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 12:45, closed)
This is a QotW comment shifts weight uncomfortably
yes thats what i meant
(, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 12:46, closed)
This is a QotW comment SAND NIGGERS!
Burn 'em all.
(, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 12:46, closed)
This is a QotW comment Errrm
Bert, are you okay?
(, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 12:48, closed)
This is a QotW comment hmmm now listen here Ms Fag Hag
sand nigger is highly offensive

they're camel jockeys or towel heads if you really must

*flounces*
(, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 12:48, closed)
This is a QotW comment Hi al,
yeah, I'm fine. How's you?
(, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 12:49, closed)
This is a QotW comment My choice
is Dune Coons
(, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 12:50, closed)
This is a QotW comment I'm quite busy at work
but otherwise fine.

Why are you pretending to be Madam Malboro? And what was with the crazy photoshop pic that you sent her?
(, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 12:51, closed)
This is a QotW comment What a bunch of racists you all are.
I only said that in the ironic sense. You're all very bad people.

*looks down and tuts*
(, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 12:51, closed)
This is a QotW comment @al
Where did you see that?!

We were having a childish game of on-upmanship yesterday, so I decided to crank it up a notch.

I haven't upset her, have I..?

*worries*
(, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 12:52, closed)
This is a QotW comment No, she's not upset
but everyone is a bit puzzled that's all.

She tried to steal your username too.

But couldn't.

edit - the pic is on this thread
(, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 12:52, closed)
This is a QotW comment She's got it now though,
the cheeky swine.

Whereabouts was she posting all of this? Or was it all just said by gaz?

EDIT Ah, it would seem as though I have actually upset her. Sorry M&M, didn't mean to.
(, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 12:53, closed)
This is a QotW comment In my honest, unvalued, invaluable opinion,
Everyone wants to stop having sex at parties, then crying, then getting cyber-bullied, then crying, then not taking meds, photoshopping and making other people cry and shit etc.

Cos its getn lik Hollyoaks enn9it
(, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 13:02, closed)
This is a QotW comment ^^^
Anybody ever been to the middle east??

It's fucking frightening!
(, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 13:38, closed)
This is a QotW comment Middle East
Live there, great fun
(, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 13:47, closed)

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