Prince Albert Piercing
A few months ago I got a Prince Albert piercing done. It was the single sorest thing involving my penis that I have ever experienced. I was told by a mutual friend at the time that it wasn't a sore procedure to get done. Somehow I was convinced that letting someone stick a metal rod thing down my urethra would be a pleasant experience.

I spent the next week waddling around like a penguin with paper towels wrapped around my member so that my clothes were not stained with random leaking blood.

It was worth it though.
( Fat Fred too weird to live, too rare to die, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:33, 43 replies)

I don't understand why any man would ever want to have this done

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:41, closed)

^that
Worth it, how?
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:43, closed)

It feels pretty good during sex and oral. Similar to when you get a blowjob from a woman with a tongue stud. One or two women have also said it feels great inside them during sex as well.
( Fat Fred too weird to live, too rare to die, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:52, closed)

Why would you care if it feels good for the woman or not?

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:54, closed)

Well I got it done mainly for my own enjoyment, but if it's beneficial for the woman too then why not?
( Fat Fred too weird to live, too rare to die, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:57, closed)

Because women should not enjoy sex.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 13:01, closed)

The female orgasm?
No such thing.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 13:19, closed)

^agrees

( girlinthehole, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 19:32, closed)

^^^^^
Its funny cos its true...




*disclaimer I may not believe this is true it is still funny*
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 13:01, closed)

Really?
If you need to impale your penis with metal spikes in order to enjoy sex, you're doing it wrong...

I have piercings. But not there FFS!
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 13:19, closed)

I never said I didn't enjoy it to begin with. The piercing just adds a different sensation to sex. To begin with I was just curious as to what it felt like because it was something I hadn't experienced before.
( Fat Fred too weird to live, too rare to die, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 13:26, closed)

I must admit
I have never been that curious.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:14, closed)

^What she said^

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:53, closed)

ignore the daily mail readers above.
but, it shouldn't have bled...
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 13:33, closed)

It wasn't much, just a few drops here and there. The piercer warned it could bleed a bit for the first week or so until it healed more.
( Fat Fred too weird to live, too rare to die, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 13:37, closed)

that's alright then.
what gauge you at? going to stretch it?
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 13:39, closed)

8 gauge just now. Not sure if I'm going to stretch it yet, it seems okay as it is. But I'll probably get bored of it at some point and change it in some way or another!
( Fat Fred too weird to live, too rare to die, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 13:49, closed)

get a wildcat smooth-segment ring.
just saying.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 13:51, closed)

Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 5 Aug 2010, 13:58, closed)

I read no such newsrag
I just squirm at the mere thought of having somebody putting something sharp through the cock.

Are you a woman who has had her fanjita pierced then?
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 13:59, closed)

no. but thank you for asking.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:00, closed)

That's okay.

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:01, closed)

I think genital piercings are fucking mental.
Why not just get over to Somalia, and have the lot off, a la female circumcision?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:04, closed)

I do this to all of my girlfriends

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:08, closed)

As long as you use round edged scissors.
Blue Peter suggested.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:10, closed)

oh, the sheer LOGIC of it.
yes, it's exactly like that.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:14, closed)

I believe so.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:16, closed)

This thread is really started to pierce me off

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:18, closed)

Ring me about it later

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:18, closed)

You do know that irony doesn't just mean metallic?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:30, closed)

fuck off

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:31, closed)

Pfft.
Have some poetry and a Linkin Park album with that.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:35, closed)

what are you even on about?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:38, closed)

Your teenage rebellion and anger.
You no doubt write poetry about it all and listen to "angry" pop groups like Linkin Park.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:57, closed)

Nah...
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:59, closed)

and a dose of self-harming
While you tell your parents how much you hate them
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:38, closed)

i really don't follow how you've decided i'm a fifteen year old girl.
but, if it makes you feel superior, you carry on.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:56, closed)

Oh cheer up!
It's only a joke.

I'm sure you're at least 16.


(That was also a joke)
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:58, closed)

Maybe it's because you come across as one.
With all your angst and anger and whiny self-righteousness.

Don't worry - we all went through it. Enjoy it.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:58, closed)

I really like this comment
So I'm going to click it.

that's all.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:39, closed)

Metal in the willy FTW!

( girlinthehole, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 13:44, closed)

This.
Especially with anaesthetic.

I'm going to get it done again as soon as I raise the spare cash - the piercing goes in the hole god gave your cock and comes out in a brand spanking new hole poked to one side of the banjo string, so there's room to make it symmetrical.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:09, closed)

Again?
Did you get it removed or are you adding another one?
( Fat Fred too weird to live, too rare to die, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 19:22, closed)