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(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:06)
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this morning I was making a cup of tea
only to discover my milk had gone off

so I had to wait until I got to work to make myself a cuppa instead
(I helped save b3ta! Reme Philips laid an epic dump on, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 20:01, 25 replies)
Milk in tea is for dog molesters and shop assistants.
Which one are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 20:02, closed)
Trust you to have shit milkless brews with your shit streaky bacon

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 20:37, closed)
No thanks. I'm just browsing.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 20:39, closed)
^this^
Milk in tea is fucking repulsive. The only worse thing is milk in coffee.
(I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 20:51, closed)
We've had the bacon argument,
now it's tea. Still, no milk at all makes a change from the old MIF/TIF debate, I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 21:53, closed)
You have milk on bacon?
You dirty dirty dirty boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 22:00, closed)
I feel both types of bacon have their place.
Streaky in a burger, back for butties and breakfasts, but milk is the work of Beelzebub when it is introduced to a hot beverage, except for hot chocolate of course.
(I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 22:04, closed)
Hang on a moment,
didn't Shambo advocate unsmoked bacon. You fucking disgust me Shambo. I hope you never get to eat bacon again.
(I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 22:07, closed)
You don't have to do this, y'know.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 22:16, closed)
I always take a slice of bacon in my coffee.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 22:38, closed)
I've got a bottle of this in the cupboard.
www.bakonvodka.com/
(I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 22:43, closed)
Is it worth trying?
The concept has had me curious for a long time.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 23:03, closed)
Ten years I've been here and the smoked bacon troll is absolutely the only one that is guaranteed to work 100% of the time.
The internet is a very odd place.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 8:04, closed)
I never cease to be amazed by how so many b3tans
have no idea how to make a cup of tea.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:15, closed)
Just use soy in your tea.

(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 8:27, closed)
You're wrong.
You're wrong, and you're a grotesquely ugly freak.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:32, closed)
I put butter in my coffee
Not as bad as it sounds.
(Rilux might be pregnant and has bum-aids, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:41, closed)
Is this you?
www.bulletproofexec.com/how-to-make-your-coffee-bulletproof-and-your-morning-too/
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:47, closed)

That's what I do. Works as advertised, but the affect on the guts can be quite disturbing. Perhaps it's the coffee.
(Rilux might be pregnant and has bum-aids, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 7:59, closed)
Sounds all kinds of wrong,
but I confess that I am tempted.
The rest of that website reads like Gillian McKeith having a breakdown.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 10:14, closed)
This morning I was making a cup of tea
...only to discover that my mum was having a wank on the bedside table with my headphones.

Or something.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 10:54, closed)
Phwooooaaaaar!
I'll bet she was, the filthy slut.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:21, closed)
christ are you OK?

(brutal stack Raided the beeves of Apollo on, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:13, closed)

Tea? from a cup? The best we could manage was to suck on a piece of damp cloth.
(tichy, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:16, closed)
You have to work?
Ew.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 11:42, closed)

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