I used to work with a keen golfer.
Him, and his best friend are currently in prison. They were high as a pair of wide-boy sales arseholes usually are, playing a late afternoon game at one of Scotlands coastal golf courses. They came towards one of the beach areas mid game and noticed some of the local wildlife had come ashore. Being idiots of the highest order, they drunkenly used a fish that was rotting on the beach to lure the beast onto the course, they then proceeded to club the poor thing to death with their three woods. They then stuck a golf tee into it's corpse and played their first shot for the next hole from the pile or animal remains and fish guts.

Unfortunately for them, they were spotted and the authorities were called, they received a fairly large sentence, because the judge particularly liked that course.

You may remember the headlines when it first happened. "Pair tee off fish seals!"
( Muns, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 14:17, 6 replies)

Ha ha ha
SHUT UP
(Bob the Builder killed Captain Alex, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 20:19, closed)

You BASTARD.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 20:48, closed)

LTI

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 22:57, closed)

Well done
Golf clap
(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 0:02, closed)

Brilliant!

(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 9:10, closed)

proof that only cunts play golf?
AICMFP
(dyllon nice beaver., Sat 29 Mar 2014, 9:33, closed)