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Amorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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'I don't want to talk to you no more,
you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.'


bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Nerdy-Speccy-FuckNuts Ouchy ouchy wa wa!, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 22:50, 8 replies)
Now go away ...
or I will taunt you a second time.

/blows raspberry
(Que?, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 1:35, closed)
No,
that has never been done before. Never in the history of the internet. Not ever.
(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ =o.o=, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 1:55, closed)
I think there's virtually no cross over on the pie chart of
internet nerds and Monty Python.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 8:00, closed)
Venn diagram

(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 9:27, closed)
Yes, that's what I meant.
It was early, I'll blame not having woken up properly.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:28, closed)
You is well waki.

(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 13:22, closed)
Bindun?
Yes, a long time ago by a group of people calling themselves "Monty Python's flying circus".

It wasn't funny when they said it either.
(dchurch bah, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 16:35, closed)
yes
it was
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:29, closed)

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