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Amorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)

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When someone is singing along to something
"who sings that again?"

"Oh it's (name of artist)"

"let's try to keep it that way, yeah"


Has been used on more than one occasion to great effect. It's my ambition to say it to a stranger on a bus or something
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 13:56, 6 replies)
In much the same vein,
ask someone what it is they're listening to. When they tell you what it is reply:

"Thanks, I just wanted to make sure I didn't accidentally buy it."
(Haywood Manley, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 14:04, closed)
:-)
I'm gonna have to write some of these down...
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 12:12, closed)
I like this.
duly clicked.
(I helped save b3ta! nightbuffalo needs more duct tape, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 18:20, closed)
One of my favourites
*Clock*
(Nigella Pussycat picking baked-in hair from creme brulee, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 9:58, closed)
One to remember
Although it'll probably slip my mind on the one occasion I need it!
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 12:11, closed)

Ha, I said that to someone the other day. It's a good'un.
(I helped save b3ta! awayfromthenumbers, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:57, closed)

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