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Amorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)

(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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Mitch

Facebook Status:

Niki: "Hey - I have 99 contacts on my phone! Who wants to be number 100?"

Erik: "Have you got Mitch's number?"

Niki: "No - who's Mitch"

Erik: "99 contacts but a Mitch ain't one...:

Well I liked it.

Cheers
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 11:40, 9 replies)
best put-down ever

(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 11:41, closed)
Definitely.
Cheers.
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:04, closed)
If only it hadn't been all over
Lamebook/failbook since Jesus wore sandals, it may have raised a smirk.
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:20, closed)
I can't believe you're accusing Legless of regurgitating old chestnuts.
Terrible internet bullying.

Cheers.
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:04, closed)
Cheers

(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 15:10, closed)
What a nasty /talk troll.

(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 15:58, closed)
i no rite/
Cheers.
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 19:31, closed)
Terrible bullying of Mitch.

(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 11:55, closed)
Old, old meme. as said above, all over lamebook. Fail.
weknowmemes.com/tag/99-contacts-but-a-mitch-aint-one/
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 20:03, closed)

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