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Amorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)

(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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At work this very day. Names changed to protect.., well the twit.
Marty, White-King (it's a type of bleach and in this case a nickname) and I are standing watching the painter fill the cracks, rawl-plug holes etc. in the nurses station wall in prep. for painting. The ladies are giving me shit as this really is my job. White-King comments that "the painter is being really careful with the filler Ringo, not like you and your slap-dash attitude. It's like he's being really anal about it. The filling I mean."
"He's being an anal filler."
In between Marty & I pretty much losing control of our bladders I ask White-King, "Do you ever listen to the words that come out of your mouth?"

For the /talkers, knockers & such-like - I work in an aged-care facility for people with dementia. I do 12 hrs. per week at this site, 8 handyman and 4 gardening. Today I spent more than 3hrs. fixing retic. and a couple of hours plumbing, constructing a raised garden bed & the rest doing paperwork. The painter took more than half of the day to do the area I've talked about. You do the maths.
- When I fill a hole in plaster/brick I usually slightly overfill as most putties will shrink (even when they say they don't). I would rather sand back some putty than have to refill a hole especially when I may need to drill the putty. White-King having not done much drilling and filling probably mistakes me overfilling holes for being slap-dash.
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 7:38, 8 replies)
After 12 hours of caretaking,
I'd imagine you'd have better things to do than post on here, about it.

Molesting the infirm, for example.
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 8:17, closed)
6hrs. today actually
& did I say that I hadn't? I slapped and then dashed. I also spent ages cutting hoses, yanking on pipes, pulling drawers up and down & screwing.
EDIT: Sry - both my entendre units failed today. I'll get them fixed on Friday. If I have time.
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 8:22, closed)
I admire your work ethic.

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 8:30, closed)
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Cool story bro.
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:02, closed)
^^ This ^^
bro
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:37, closed)
Lightweights.
Both you.
EDIT: I would've expected something better quite Frankly.
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 11:36, closed)
Your posts give me dyslexia.
There are definitely words in there, but ... eh?
(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:16, closed)
I think you should consider a change of career, it looks like it's catching.

(, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:19, closed)

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