Waynetta my neighbour
Waynetta my neighbour accosted me one morning complaining about my kids throwing cigarette dimps into her garden(fair complaint)
I told her i will get the kids to pick them up when they get home from primary school(only joking,there 20 & 18).spaceI thought I was being reasonable as couldn't do anything else till they came home from work,
Until she came out with" I don't even smoke"Before she'd even finished the smoke,quick as you can i replied"I've not got a cat but my gardens full of shit"That ended that conversation,now she throws the dimps back which is fair play to her,and i do likewise with the cat shit space...
(badoosh, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:05, 4 replies)

stream of consciousness lols

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:16, closed)

This anecdote portrays you in a very flattering light.
Honest.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:33, closed)

Thanks..
(badoosh, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:39, closed)

What's your first language?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:50, closed)

Shambolese,it's a little known language.Only used by Trolls.You seem to have a good grasp of it.Are you from Shambolica?
(badoosh, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:10, closed)

Ohh! You got him good with that one,
I can't see that he'll ever recover. You win the internet.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:42, closed)

here it is
it comes in a big box
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:44, closed)

Rule 34?

(username failed moderation, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:47, closed)

You'd look slightly less thick if you managed to put a space after your full stops.
/top tip
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:57, closed)

But only slightly

( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:06, closed)

Badoosh 1 Shambo 0

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 1:35, closed)

So, hold on... Wanna check I've got this right.
You got all uppity after your neighbour complained that you were throwing the ends of your disgusting addiction into her garden, like some chav scum who harbours no respect for others?
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:27, closed)

And you've not stopped either.
And you get your kids to pick up your mess.
And you touch cat shit.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 16:28, closed)

Oh look Maffers.
It's only taken you 2 go's this time - well done!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:53, closed)

Ooooooh! Hark at her!

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 19:38, closed)

Oh man, once again ringofyre successfully bats off the nasty /talk trolls.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:48, closed)

Your kids are anti-social wankers.
No offence, like.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:51, closed)

Thanks for all the replies,Shambolic,is it really life threatening that i've not left a gap after my full stops?
Maffers if you'd read it properly you would have seen that i was on her side until she came out with the statement,obviously a cat owner that never sees sunlight (you & the cat)xxx them kisses are for both of you as you are obviously unloved,Hey don't hate your fathers boys they loved you in there own special way.spaceNAN NU NAN NU..spaceCHAVALICOUS all the way
(badoosh, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:33, closed)

Monster munch none taken.
At least i know were they are now they've got new ASBO's. space
(badoosh, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:41, closed)