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This is a question Inflated Self-Importance

Amorous Badger asks: Tell us tales of people who have a high opinion of themselves. Jumped-up officials, the mad old bloke who runs the Neighbourhood Watch like it's a military operation, Colonel Blimps, pompous bastards and people stuck up their own arse.

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I was fucking a guy up the ass, and the self-important bastard wanted a reach-around.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 16:00, 10 replies)
Gay

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 16:21, closed)
It's the Texan way of life.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 16:24, closed)

I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 16:25, closed)
had to have the old gaydar switched up to max
to spot that one
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 16:25, closed)
It's not gay if you think of a woman as you orgasm.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 16:39, closed)

think dress
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 18:12, closed)
Oh man, I love to dress of a woman.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 18:43, closed)
My enormous schlong would have impaled his prostate.
Sex with me is like an aggressive form of hoopla.
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hoopla sewing
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 16:57, closed)
You should see me when I
darn my socks.
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