Self-Inflicted injuries
Spanishfly asks: Ever injured yourself in a moment of frustration? When have you ever done something stupid or sensible that has ended up with you injured? Punched an Asda sign because they didn't have tiger bread? Yeah, us too
This isn't a question about intentional self-harm
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 13:06)
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I was at this warehouse rave once (I know)
and gave this guy a sip of my drink to take a pill with. next thing he's walking off with my drink.
I called after him and asked what he was doing, and in his drug fuelled haze he just laughed in my face and carried on.
I tried to grab him but only managed to hook a finger down the back of his t-shirt. I yanked him back to me and retrieved my drink by hoofing him one in the face.
The next day my finger was a bit stingy and bruised, turns out I had broken the tip of my middle finger. Had to have this gay finger cast on it for a while.
It's still broken
:(
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:11,
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Prick.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:25,
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^this^.
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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:45,
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He probably had no idea he had your drink, you could've just taken it off him.
That's why you're a prick.
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Zuowan, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:52,
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Eat it, shitpants.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:17,
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Mummy, is this what my teacher calls self-abuse?
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:23,
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I suspect he's having a moment of clarity and realising that bragging about punching a pilled-up stranger at a party makes him look like a prick.
He'll start back-tracking soon and claim he exaggerated for comic effect or the drug-addled innocent was actually a lairy kickboxer or sutin.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:28,
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The exchanges were a little more heated than that. I ent a fighter.
but to have included them would have made a boring story twice as long.
HTH xx
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:36,
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Have you ever punched a copper?
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oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:43,
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Nope.
Never been arrested, few times drunk and disorderly as a teenager.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:52,
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Which is your gay finger?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 17:04,
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probably next to his homophobic arsehole
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 18:33,
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I am a homo. Im allowed to hate the orange pansy cunts.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 19:15,
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Fruit, flower or genitalia?
Can't be all three
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 20:17,
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claim to be a feminist, then you can hate anyone you want
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 22:08,
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even other feminists
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 22:21,
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no, that's a sign of internalised misogyny
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 22:46,
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