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Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."

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(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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First time having sex = awful and VERY fast
Now I was a late starter when it came to the ways of women. I had many a girlfriend and had honed my skills as a finger fucker (seemingly a lost art I feel, nobody talks about that anymore!) but I had not had sex - purely by choice I might add as so many people had told me they wish they had waited so it was "special" and as I only had mum around when I was growing up - she told me the same.

So, skip forward a few years and I meet this girl. Amazing, beautiful, funny and I was a lucky bastard to have got with her in the first place - in fact I still wonder how I managed it as im no looker. She was a little older than me (7 years) and a little more (lot more) experienced so of course that put a bit of pressure on me to be good, especially as I hadn't told her I was a virgin.

So after an amazing night out, the night finally comes where I got to do the nasty for the first time and my mind was racing. I was expecting in, out, in, out, pop but actually it went on forever (just under 4 hours to be exact.) So many positions were attempted in one night - and I wasn't a virgin any more... it was great and the smile on my face was so big it made the cheshire cat jealous. Of course at first it was a little (lot) awkward, but once I found my rhythm and settled down a bit it was fantastic.

Problem is, the misconception I had that the first time would be crap and that I would finish pretty quick was false - in fact it was so false that I didn't finish at all! We had to stop as her wadge was having violent contractions after her 3rd or so orgasm and she couldn't take any more. I just had to lay there and be satisfied with the fact that on my first go I outlasted a woman and made her cum. I just wished that I had too!

You know the fucked up thing - it still to this day takes an AGE for me to finish so if we want a quicky, its a quicky for her then dissatisfaction for me. Something I have to live with I guess.

My reward for this seemingly lifelong torture? I am still with this amazingly beautiful woman and have planned marriage and kids as we are very much in love - and the sex is still just as amazing as the first night (just she has to work extra hard to get me off).
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 8:53, 16 replies)
[Citation needed]

(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 8:55, closed)
Proof
Is that what you are asking for?
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 9:00, closed)
You've only managed 1/10 on the QOTW-ometer as..
..you only managed to lie in your story.

To get maximum points you needed poorer written English skills, a spurious claim to an as yet undiagnosed autistic spectrum disorder and to add in elements of tired old urban legends.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 9:04, closed)
1 out of 10 - that makes spangulum sad :(
Apologies for my reasonable use of English and having no undiagnosed disorders - I will try harder next time, promise!

...and it's not a lie, its all true down to the smallest detail. It's a blessing and a curse.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 9:12, closed)
if this were funny even the first time it might have been worth carrying on
unfortunately that was not the case.

you are a retard.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:26, closed)
eh
What you talking about?
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:48, closed)
Ach
Just piss of back to /talk and leave QOTW in peace.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 9:33, closed)
prize
you are FrankSpencer and I claim my free porn subscription.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 9:00, closed)
Assumption
Your assumption on how you'd perform was better than I did. Mine was more in, out, almost in, pop.

To be fair, I had had a 20 min handjob first, but all the same...
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 9:12, closed)
women
they have no idea of the pressure we are under the first time.. all they had to do was lay there and let it happen.

*sigh*
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 9:16, closed)
Same thing
happened to me when I lost my cherry, but didn't have a problem subsequently until I got a girl pregnant, therefore scaring the orgasms out of me.

I bought a brilliant book called 'Hot Sex' - an instructional book that contained, among other things, a detailed section on just this problem, and suggestions for sorting it out. I can highly recommend it - totally transformed my sex life.

Delayed reaction is great for longevity, but I agree - not reaching completion can be seriously frustrating, as I'm sure many a woman would attest to.

I will add that my problem wasn't purely psychological - being single for a good while got me far too used to my own... technique, shall we say? And that was the only way I could get off. The book really helped me and my partner work through it. Plus, it helped her understand bumlove doesn't have to be painful. So double bonus!
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 10:32, closed)
thanks!
Top man.. I will definately purchase it and have a good read!

Cheers for the suggestion :)
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 10:59, closed)
Any time.
And I mean, ANY time :)
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 11:14, closed)
Same here...
with my first girlfriend. First time for me I had to fake my own orgasm! (and second time too!). I only ever thought it was girls that did that and how she actually believed me I don't know.
Quick hint though, it's all about the foreplay. The more you turn yourself on beforehand, the quicker you get.
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 12:02, closed)
Good suggestions before
but you may also consider letting her watch you finish by yourself, which can be very hot, and trying to "re-train" your dick to respond to different kinds of stimulation by varying your masturbatory routine. Good luck!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 4:52, closed)

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