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The Hedgehog From Hell says: "I shared a house in England with a couple of Germans in 1999. I was watching Star Trek: Deep Space 9 on BBC2. One came into the room and saw Jadzia Dax on the screen and said 'Oh! Is she still alive? You're really far behind in this country.' What's been ruined for you, and how? Apart from QOTW, obviously"

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every family has one of these
the kid who, on christmas morning, will wait for you to pick up your best-looking present and then shout loudly "it's a hairdryer!"
little cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:18, 13 replies)
I've known what every present was for the last year because gobshite children.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:31, closed)
best present last year
was the one my nephews hadn't seen my mum wrap up.
it was a huge orange dragon :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:40, closed)
Kids don't need to tell me what my presents are
it's fucking SOCKS.
(username failed moderation, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 14:11, closed)
cut your feet off
problem solved!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 14:31, closed)
I'd still
get fucking socks.
(username failed moderation, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 14:33, closed)
beats the retractable washing line i got

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 14:41, closed)
You could use that to
pretend you were Luke Skywalker swinging across the broken bridge on the death star.

Just email Carrie Fisher. Or send her a letter with some pubes taped to it, all chicks dig that.
(username failed moderation, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 14:55, closed)
i don't!

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 14:57, closed)
I did apologise at the time.
There was no need to have me put on that list.
(username failed moderation, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:00, closed)
oh yes there was
i haven't forgotten about the jelly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:15, closed)
If I got wind that it was a hairdryer
I would regard it as an opportunity to be forewarned and forearmed.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 19:35, closed)
I avoid this sort of problem by not having the sort of pointless shitcunt friends who'd buy each other hairdryers for christmas.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 19:52, closed)
i do not own a hairdryer

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Jun 2013, 13:18, closed)

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