Trying to sleep but someone's snoring?
Simply tug their bedclothes until they are uncovered. They will move to get covered up again and this will stop them snoring.
(Smale is stuffed, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:37, 6 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

also good for this is to
simply use a soft pillo held firmly over the face for a minute or two
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 17:18, Reply)

And place a chocolate button
In between their arse cheeks so, upon waking they think they have poo-d in their sleep, making them then too scared to go to sleep again, thus preventing snoring.

Simple.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 17:25, Reply)

i like the chocolate button between the arse chheeeks
but i do prefer to use some thing with a nutty or biscuity texture to add more realism to the situation when the sleeper wakes
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:15, Reply)

What?
like a lion bar?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 17:20, Reply)

this is genius

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 20:08, Reply)

eir bedclothes until they are uncovered. They will move to get covered up again and this will stop them snoring.


^em off.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 17:33, Reply)