My cousin
apparently has multiple piercings in her lady parts. When this was revealed I asked her husband is he had any exotic piercings. He said he was tempted but the prospect of getting stuck together like one of those irritating metal puzzles you get in Christmas crackers put him off
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 17:03, 2 replies)

Now I can't get rid of the image of
the pair of them sat together patiently trying all the combinations.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 3 Mar 2014, 17:48, closed)

And then giving up and asking uncle Roy to help cos he's good at those things.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 18:13, closed)

hahaha

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 19:20, closed)

Got my nose ring caught on one once

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 11:26, closed)

I call bull, on this story.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 11:53, closed)

I think he meant bedsp-ring

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 4 Mar 2014, 14:02, closed)