Selling cars twattery
Recently sold a car, tax and mot up soon, advert says sold as seen, spares or repairs only due to mot expiry impending.
Sale made and receipt signed, sold as seen, spares or repairs etc etc.

Twat then phones up a week later to say "Oh, car is really fucked, clutch is knackered and theres **millions** of things wrong with it. I'm going to sue you for misrepresentation and sale of a unsafe car... blah blah etc."

Explained to twat that he had bought a car second hand, is nearly 12 years old, test driven it, signed a receipt to say sold as seen, spares and repairs, etc, so please fuck off and annoy someone else.

The car was sold for £600 by the way, but I then got a letter (which I may just scan and pop on here for shits and giggles) with the worst grammar and spelling imaginable, declaring that the car was a deathtrap, and needed over £800 of work doing to it.
However, if I paid for half of it, then he would drop the ***IMPENDING*** court case, as he has consulted a solicitor, the police, DVLA, etc etc.

My letter, quite simply back to him (fair enough, I'd had a few scoots round some motoring forums) was in the happiest of fonts, the Comic Sans Serif.
In big letters.

(Just to be a twat, of course.)

"I refer to your letter dated 17/03/12. You bought a car which was sold as seen, fully inspected and tested, for spares or repairs. You signed a receipt to this fact that I will produce at any, as you state, impending court case.
In this instance, I will refer to you to the reply given in the case between Arkell vs Pressdram (1971). That is all."

What the fuck is wrong with people? Why do people think they can just have something for nothing these days, then expect people to pay for their total and utter fuckwittery?

(Surprise to say, since my reply, I've not had a reply back.)
( Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:50, 10 replies)

he knows where you live...
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:18, closed)

Aye, and I know where he lives too. And his place of work, which is where he told me when he bought the car!
( Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:19, closed)

I am having a smirklol.
You mention the 'worst spelling and grammar imaginable', then end with 'surprise to say'.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:09, closed)

Needlessless

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:37, closed)

Your response is just
needlesslessness.

(I sense that this could deteriorate rapidly.)
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:55, closed)

Easy. My keyboard sticks sometimes, due to the amount of tea that has been spilt / spat at my keyboard in response to twat comments such as yours.

Dare I say it?

Cheers.
( Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:17, closed)

so your keys
Are the reason you couldn't type either "suffice to say" or "I'm surprised to say"? That's a funny way for keys to stick.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:16, closed)

ah...
Good old Arkell vs Pressdram.
(Le Misanthrope last procrastinated on, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:22, closed)

It has indeed been some time since I last
had cause to have a Pressdram.
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:51, closed)

Hilarious sequence of twats failing to understand a car's description
www.theregister.co.uk/2006/05/26/ebay_email_trauma/
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:10, closed)