The fucking idiots who stand in doorways

( P-MONKE handing out wet-wipes, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:05, closed)

Or, similarly....
....walk out a shop doorway two abreast and stop dead as soon as their centre of gravity crosses the threshold and look about; thereby blocking the passage of all others in or out.
(Colonel Blink is considered a complete twat by some, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:10, closed)

Is it perhaps a throwback. ....
..to the times when we lived in caves, when stopping at the threshold to check for angry beasts was probably a good thing?
(still is where we live......)
(localboy Ignore are for cunts, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:52, closed)

I like the half-dressed ladies who stand in doorways.
Especially when it's the doorway of a room with red lights.
(Me, I'm not... posting whilst intoxicated, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:11, closed)

My dad does this
in every room of the house. At once.
(Petite chien is going to do science to it, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:14, closed)

He must be a proper fat bastard.

( Gvpyczjppcl when I arrive I'm balls in a heatwave, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:24, closed)

Perfect (NSFW)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTfZCg6zj9M
( Davros' Granddad STOP BEING SO REASONABLE!, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:34, closed)

I've already told you once, you mug. NO FUCKING TRAINERS.

(Drimble An open communiqué to certain members of b3ta., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:32, closed)

it's not their fault they're homeless, you heartless bastard

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:29, closed)

This.
(Misery McUglywife is the text equivalent of Charlie Brown's teacher, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:58, closed)

Blogwhoring
is the last resort of a desperate internet intellect. So how fucking low has your life sunk that you're answerwhoring? I mean...just...are our balls supposed to explode like jizzbombs as we're faced with your prescient wit and skils with language?

I can't even "don't even" at this point.
(SlantedScience, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 3:10, closed)

Wow.
(Misery McUglywife is the text equivalent of Charlie Brown's teacher, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 7:55, closed)

What about during earth quakes?

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 9:07, closed)

Oh, you win.
On your candle day 2!
Enjoy it you whinging old cunt.
(Misery McUglywife is the text equivalent of Charlie Brown's teacher, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 9:10, closed)

That's me
But only at home.
( sandettie light vessel automatic My blog: scandinavianforvalue.wordpress.com/, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:39, closed)