I know,
I know, another shopping 'twattish cunt' story

But really women, when you are walking around a shop, during a busy period, like Xmas. Realise there are people behind you also walking in single file through the shop, and you cant simply "stop" because something has caught your eye. I WILL end up headbutting you through no other reason than the 15 other people cant stop as quickly as you and are now doing their best at becoming 'lucky pierre'.

Do what i do, and look behind you first.

Having a pram is no licence to go where you please and when ever you like.
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:49, 5 replies)

For japes a-plenty and giggles ahoy
Take your double-width double berth pushchair down Oxford Street in London to do your Christmas shopping.

Leave your kids with a babysitter at home so that you can maximise said pushchair's use as a trolley.

That will make everyone who encounters you stroke their chins in awe at your amazing practical shopping wisdom.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:52, closed)

During my many years of retail experience, I found that pushchairs are the accessory of choice for female shoplifters.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:33, closed)

click
for lucky pierre.

Not heard that for a while.
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:19, closed)

Had to
consult the Urban Dictionary and then clicked for that alone.

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=lucky+pierre
( Undercovercarrot got done for gross misconduct on..., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 18:44, closed)

Careful
Look at the abuse I got just for avoiding being hit by a cyclist.

Headbutting a woman? By accident.

YOU BASTARD!
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:35, closed)