In the job centre
I went through the humiliation of signing up for Jobseekers allowance (basically fuck all). After the patronising cunt went through the tedious questions she reaches down and picks up a big padded envelope and passes it over to me.

"What's this?" I ask, tearing it open to find a polyester lime green shell suit, a big fake gold medallion from Elizabeth Duke, and a packet of Royals cigarettes.

"You're on the dole now," said the woman. "This is your uniform."
(SpankyHanky, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 10:01, closed)

HeeHeeHee
:-)
(Grrrrr Tigers, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 10:11, closed)

Ha! :D
I was also expecting a black, permafro wig in your kit as well
( LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 10:31, closed)

Pffft!

( Noely Noel people in my ear are telling me to stay calm, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 10:31, closed)

HaHa!
Nice!
(Errin C, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 10:33, closed)

Cunt.

( Katy Hysteria A girl by all accounts., Fri 3 Apr 2009, 10:40, closed)

You forgot
the Burberry baseball cap.
(Blue_in_Exile, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 11:14, closed)

Complete and Utter Ball Bags
Hang your head in shame.
(defective_audio likes a good wink, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 12:19, closed)