Smut
I love hearing those words...

I know I'm going to be in for a great night...

My erstwhile girlfriend will say: "Hun, do you wanna do that special thing, you know what I mean..." While she strips off her cloths and lays on the bed, legs spread so wide I can almost see her kidneys.

Oh, shit, YES!!! I know what she means!!!

Moments later I've shed my own cloths faster than a man on fire and I start getting down, supping the furry cup. She strokes my head and whispers: "Do it now, Hun, you know how much it drives me WILD!!!"

And I do.

I reach down to the side of the bed and slip a Trebour Extra Strong in my gob. There's something about lapping at her beef curtains and poking my tonge up her baby chamber while sucking on one of these things that simply DRIVES HER WILD!

So, I'm sucking away at the fiery bit of confectionary in my gob, admiring her wet and pulsing axe wound, and then she'll say those three special words:

"Hun, employ mint..."

And away we go!!!
( SpankyHanky, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 11:38, 4 replies)

Pun-tastic!
*Clicks*
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 8 Apr 2009, 11:44, closed)

Heh christ!
It's funny... you can usually tell one of your posts within about five or six words :)
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 11:48, closed)

Pfft!
Would that be the mint with the hole?
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 11:58, closed)

No, it would be
The mint within the hole.
(dxg, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:04, closed)