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I once paid a small fortune to a solicitor in a legal case. She got lost on the way to court, turned up late with the wrong papers and started an argument with the judge, who told her to "shut up, for the love of God". A stunning investment.

Thanks to golddust for the suggestion

(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:45)
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The pregnancy test I brought recently for Mrs Arrow
£10 for two goes and she wasn't even pregnant
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 14:42, 18 replies)
They don't like
taking them back for a refund either.
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 14:58, closed)
I know *rolls eyes*
I even wiped the piss off of it *sigh*
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:17, closed)
£land
Sell 'em 2 for a £
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:03, closed)
Ebay
25 tests for £3.
Just little dip strips, I'm trying for no2 and I can test til my little heart is content, day after day, knowing I'm not breaking the bank.
(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 0:10, closed)
How sick is this
You can buy "joke" test kits that always turn blue.
Sold with the blurb "Wind up your boyfriend, boss or whoever"
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:06, closed)
Wow
I'm loving this QOTW so far, firstly I have found a potential cheap option to stop my snoring, I have also found cheap pregnancy tests for Madame.Arrow. Thanks!!!!
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:17, closed)
Do you think I should buy one for April fools day?
That would have been one for the last QOTW
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:08, closed)
that's fucking sick
unfortunately, i can think of a few bitches who'd use them to trap men into marriage.
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 18:54, closed)
If you wait for a few months I'll find out anyway.

(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:15, closed)
You'd get on like a house on fire
She doesn't like comedy either ;)
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:28, closed)
But think of how much you've saved
on baby clothes, prams, nappies, toys, childcare, etc etc.

Tens of thousands!
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:18, closed)
Damn right K2k6!!
Not to mention the loss of sanity through sleep deprivation. I have a massive gag reflex as well so changing nappies would be hellish!!
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:30, closed)
Have I misunderstood?
Is that £10 for two goes on Mrs arrow or two goes at pissing on a stick? If the former that is excellent value.
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:33, closed)
For that sort of money
you'd probably only get a golden shower. However it's only a 5 if you promise to hold a pregnancy test at the same time. If it was positive you could gargle your congatulations. Cigars on you :D
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:45, closed)
I'll start saving!

(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:02, closed)
Haha!!!!

(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:12, closed)
Don't worry
I'll make her pregnant
(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 0:41, closed)
Thanks for the offer
No really, thanks. However, considering this will be the most fun part of the job, i'll be handling this area. Not sure you could handle 40 stone of woman either :\
(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:13, closed)

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