Fingerprints
My boyfriends daughter is 24 - going on 12 - and an ex druggie & convicted felon. Since she got out of jail, she's swapped drugs for alcohol and hasn't changed her ways.

When I stay at boyfriends house, I take my handbag upstairs with me, but one night I was stupid enough to leave it downstairs. Went to work the next day and discovered there was $60 missing out of my purse.
Confronted the boyfriends daughter, "I didn't do it, it must have been the roommate". Confronted the roommate (who is the most trustworthy guy I know). "Fuck off, you know I didn't take it".

So I decided to get my purse fingerprinted - there should be NO fingerprints on there except mine. The police said they couldn't do it as the material of the purse couldn't provide a print even from me.
So I still told everyone who was a suspect that I had the purse fingerprinted and results would be back in 10 days (random time frame).

Boyfriends daughter "Well, I touched your purse because I didn't want roommate to steal from you".
9 days later "Erm, I just borrowed the money, I'll pay you back".

Now she doesn't steal money, she just backfills bottles of vodka with water and hides beer cans where she "thinks" we can't see them.
(nolongernuts, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 6:34, 7 replies)

Should have thrown her cat out of the window as revenge.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:26, closed)

Using my patented* cat bumhole flinging device


* device is not patented
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:39, closed)

WIN
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:00, closed)

I'm sorry to say
but it sounds like you're living with my sister-in-law. :(
When I've had to have anything to do with her I've gone down the - "Steal my shit & I'll fucking shiv ya" path. It's worked so far.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:56, closed)

There's going to be a lot of this "internet hardman" crap,
this week, isn't there?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:52, closed)

Should have just punched her and taken twenty quid off of her.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:00, closed)

I think you've mentioned her a few times, you should kick her out, if you can't trust who you live with, then it's bad news.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:05, closed)