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Universalpsykopath tugs our coat and says: Tell us about your feats of deduction and the little mysteries you've solved. Alternatively, tell us about the simple, everyday things that mystified you for far too long.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:52)
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Why do I start in the morning
with all the will in the world to be productive, yet by 10:30am, procrastination sets in, Visual Studio and Photoshop go on the backburner, and for some reason I have a browser open, proudly displaying YouPorn.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 14:55, 18 replies)
because you're a sad, pathetic old pervert

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 14:57, closed)
Finally, you live up to your name.
I'm proud of you.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 14:58, closed)
Where as you
start in the morning with all the will in the world to be productive, yet by 10:30am, procrastination sets in, you have a browser open, proudly displaying QOTW ;)
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:02, closed)
You think you know me so well don't you?
Well let me tell you something about me, let me tell you, sonny jim, something that you can stick in your pipe and smoke. Let me tell you that I don't even get as far as 10.30.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:04, closed)
hehe
*pokes with stick*
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:28, closed)
You're gonna need a bigger stick.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:31, closed)
Look stop it
you great gayer
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:45, closed)
I am rather good, yes.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:08, closed)
I'm not old

(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:37, closed)
I think the simple truth is,
'because you can'
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:01, closed)
I think we've already established the fact
that you're not getting any, so your crippling addiction to internet smut isn't really so surprising.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:19, closed)
I wouldn't say crippling
I can still walk
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:36, closed)
Try harder.
If you really go at it, it'll eventually fall off. Make that happen.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 21:32, closed)
You are productive.
I'll bet you produce impressive quantities of semen.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:33, closed)
You make it sound like a bad thing.

(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:37, closed)
10:30?
That shows admirable self-restraint to leave it that late. You should be proud of yourself!
(BearWithLittleBrain, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 17:36, closed)
Fucking hell sandi
1030!!!!!!
Jesus, my love custard's scratching @ the door 5 min. after I'm up if I don't let it loose straight away.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 19:00, closed)

I bet youre bored with standard porn and go for edgier stuff like shemales and blokes getting done with strapons
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 20:47, closed)

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