I've never been married
and I don't intend to get married either. Try again.
(RabidRodent I'm the person your mother warned you about, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 16:45, 2 replies)

You're on safe ground there.
There's not much chance of that happening.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 20:00, closed)

Exactly
but not for whatever reason you're inferring...

I'm not intending to enter into a contract where some skank whore can go have an affair, ask for a divorce due to "irreconcilible differences"... then take half of everything you own.

I'm also an atheist, and marriage is a religious institution, therefore irrelevant.

So no, I'd rather stay not married but with a long-term partner (she's 27, don't get any funny ideas). Works for me. Marriage is a fucking scam anyway.
(RabidRodent I'm the person your mother warned you about, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 20:52, closed)

What a frank opinion you have of your partner.
It sounds like you will have a long and happy relationship.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 21:02, closed)

^^^

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 9:18, closed)

9/10
All that's missing from this post is a declaration of how much you like Stewart Lee.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 10 Nov 2014, 23:08, closed)

implying

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 8:23, closed)

I hope that you and your skank will be very happy together.
At least until she finds out how much you hate women, anyway.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 9:17, closed)

RabidRapist is just bitter because ITV pulled his second series

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 9:19, closed)

Yes, I was thinking that

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 11 Nov 2014, 9:41, closed)

Is this because none of your 'girlfriends' have reached legal marriage age?

(Dr Doctor Can't you see I'm burning burning?, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 9:03, closed)