In an otherwise slow week, this thread is quite the highlight.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 11:34, 2 replies)

I am disappointed
not to hear whether or not the kid in story 3 took his "free shot", and the stepdad subsequently broke every bone in his body after RabidRodent went home.

Obviously none of it happened, but if you're going to indulge your hardman hero fantasies on the internet, you really need to follow them through to their logical conclusion.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 11 Nov 2014, 13:12, closed)

He heeded my warning...
"lay another finger on him and I'll break every bone in your body." Besides, he was in so much pain after I'd twisted him up that he wouldn't have been hitting anyone for a while.

Bearing in mind I lived 30 seconds (on foot) from them at the time, an "emergency" call would have been answered pretty quickly.

For the record, that's not "acting the hard man". That's intervening when someone is basically being a bully.
(RabidRodent I'm the person your mother warned you about, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 16:40, closed)

In other words,
teaching a child that the correct and appropriate way to deal with an adult's inappropriate violent conduct, is with inappropriate violent conduct.

I hope for this particular child's sake that you're no longer a part of his life.
(tricyclic_looper, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 17:21, closed)

Did the kid take his "free shot"
and if so, what was it?
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Thu 13 Nov 2014, 16:43, closed)

So to recap...
A self-confessed child rapist has admitted to inducing another child to "beat off" a grown man. Not dodgy, honest officer.
(tricyclic_looper, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 17:34, closed)

Seriously though, it seems odd that he would omit such an important detail from this imaginary encounter.
It's almost as if it didn't even occur to him to consider how the other characters in his fantasy narrative would act, because they are not him and therefore irrelevant.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Thu 13 Nov 2014, 20:45, closed)

Haha you really are the gift that keeps on giving
It's just a shame that QOTW is on its last legs and doesn't seem to be able to capitalise on this like it would have done in the good old days.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 20:59, closed)

Haha, 'good old days'.
Horrid /talk trolls ruined this board back in 2003.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 21:06, closed)

Rabidnoncepunch's usually are.
as far as desperate, attention seeking, peado, internet hardmen go, this guy is gold.
(Dr Doctor Can't you see I'm burning burning?, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 13:20, closed)

It's particularly disturbing that he actively boasts about being a nonce
ie. "I'm the person your mother warned you about". To wear your paedophilia like a badge of honour, that takes some moxy.
(tricyclic_looper, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 13:23, closed)

yer mate, but it's alright
cos 'legally' it was perfectly fine to have sex with a child at that particular time and place.
(Dr Doctor Can't you see I'm burning burning?, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 13:26, closed)

Ah yes, that old chestnut...
...also known as the "Doctor Who" defence.

Gary Glitter also used that one unsuccessfully, when he tried to argue that Thailand was in a completely different time zone to the United Kingdom.
(tricyclic_looper, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 14:44, closed)

To be fair, my mother did warn me about fantasist internet hardmen who boast about the size of the tits on a 15 year old.
At the time I was so surprised about specific she was, I forgot to heed her warning

:(
(Dr Doctor Can't you see I'm burning burning?, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 13:29, closed)

Giving him the benefit of the doubt though
it is credible that a self-confessed paedophile would be a hard man in front of a child.
(tricyclic_looper, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 19:15, closed)

Ha!

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 23:25, closed)