Do a Rage.
1. Bring together all B3tans for an epic 'Do they know it's Christmas-esque' song.
2. Record said shitty song.
3. Market said shitty song all anti-guvvament and stuff.
4. Christmas no. 1. Profit!

Christ. . . This is realistic, and potentially AWESOME!

"B3tans! What is your profession?!"
*A-roo! A-roo! A-roo!"
"See, Simon Cowell? I brought more advertisers than you.."

Who's with me?!
(MunchMyBalloons, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:01, 15 replies)

The band should be called "The CDCs"

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:09, closed)

If anything
just for the merchandise
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:55, closed)

I'm game for sure..

I sound about as crap as any of the fecks that did the 1st one.. so yeah.. it's a number1 for sure.
(wankymcwankwank Eels, tobacconists, hovercraft and bouncy bouncy., Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:16, closed)

Ooh, yeah
Can I do a shouty bit like Bono did in the original? I'm a bit shit at singing, so it should sound pretty similar.
(lardyboy Next stop, Fissplap Central, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:24, closed)

And, and, and...
...can i be George Michael, surrounded by women, make a loada cash, drive whilst drugged up and not give a flying fuck....

Can i? Can i?

But without the gayness type stuff.
( Another_tragic_case wished he hadn't eaten all the cake, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:36, closed)

How about..
"Governments spend money, that they just cannot afford,
And none of it on kittens or a Honda Accord....."
(greatoldone Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl f'tagn, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:29, closed)

We want some MASSIVE DRUGS, and Some MASSIVE HUGS
cos I found this and I think it should win the Christmas number one
(FondaAccord, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:40, closed)

The government are cutting
They don't care about our dreams
But let's keep Britain going
With CDCs and shitty memes
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 10:01, closed)

( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:37, closed)

Need to organise getting Brian Blessed for a solo
(MunchMyBalloons, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:54, closed)

!
Do it, Do it naow!
( DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:12, closed)

Can I phone mine in?
On account of my indolent nature?
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:33, closed)

Oh yes...
I favour 'The CDCs' as a group name too
( snee held his breath since, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:40, closed)

CDC's FTW
Count me in. I'll take the Midge Ure roll of doing all the work while Geldoff gets the credit for swearing on tv
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 10:41, closed)

I'm in!

(all my scars face forward possesses 2.5% of a hyperalloy combat chassis, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 11:39, closed)