Hello QueefI'm thinking of buying a door.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 14:22,
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you defo should m8, doors are gr8for some reason in my house there isn't a door to the sitting room nor to the kitchen/diner. Thankfully there is at least a door to the khazi.
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Cheers Cheers, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 6:31,
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goat to have a coffee(
MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Fri 22 Nov 2024, 7:14,
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They keep saying coffee is bad for youNanny state, I call it.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 8:53,
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G-OAT-STORM(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 10:12,
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Like a goatnado?(
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 10:19,
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or a goatphoon or gempest(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 10:40,
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Morning (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 8:37,
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Katt William's says people are calling each other 'THE GOAT!' now because of Satan.
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morningin Japanese the word for goat is yagi
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theniwokeup has been awake since, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 11:00,
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$$ ✅, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 12:16,
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now this is the excellent internet we’re all here for (
Cheers Cheers, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 12:56,
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Fuck off brbevening
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MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Thu 21 Nov 2024, 18:32,
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you would say thatso pleased you're not dead
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MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Thu 21 Nov 2024, 18:44,
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probably a relative using your dx66rip
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MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Thu 21 Nov 2024, 19:26,
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ningle all the wayyou fucking weirdo
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MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Thu 21 Nov 2024, 18:46,
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no real middle names please(
MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Thu 21 Nov 2024, 19:24,
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Some fellow human at work mentioned b3ta todayThey pronounced it bee three tee ay.
What do I do?
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Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 19:21,
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prove you are humanthen gas yourself
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MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Thu 21 Nov 2024, 19:24,
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throat wobbler mangrove?(
MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Thu 21 Nov 2024, 19:49,
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thought i'd drunk all my beer but just found a full can wooo!(
MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Thu 21 Nov 2024, 21:20,
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Evening I have had 6 calls from the mental in an hour, asking why we can't assassinate Putin.
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 22:41,
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The mental?Seems like a number to block tbh.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 9:08,
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Bollocks.Did horbs died?
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 17:31,
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I don't know (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 17:48,
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Who or what TF is "horbs"?(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 19:03,
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Fuck off, Trouser.(
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 19:27,
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ROFL threadHi pillock's, how ru rofl
I fell asleep on the tube on my way home last night and ended up in Upminster, had to get a £60 cab home. What a cunt eh reader's
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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 14:22,
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Could you not have just got the tube back?£60 is still cheaper than the train, though
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 14:29,
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Ah bugger That was an expensive nap
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 14:42,
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YepIt's not the first time I've done it either.
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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 14:47,
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you need to get back on the gear it'd be cheaper(
MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Thu 21 Nov 2024, 18:27,
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Up minister?Bit rude.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 14:42,
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Upminster is a suburban town in East London, England, within the London Borough of Havering. Located 16.5 miles (26.6 km) east-northeast of Charing Cross, it is one of the locally important district centres identified in the London Plan.Historically a rural village, it formed an ancient parish in the Chafford hundred of the county of Essex. The economic history of Upminster is characterised by a shift from farming to brick making to garden suburb. It is currently mainly commercial shopping, small businesses and residential.
It sounds nice. You should have stayed and made a new life there.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 15:06,
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I went to a wedding there once, it's a fucking dumpI was given the strongest cocaine I have ever taken, so it wasn't a total writeoff
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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 15:10,
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I remember walking 10 miles home onceThankfully it was summer.
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$$ ✅, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 15:12,
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+ lay-by + dump site - prozzie (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 16:08,
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I used to spend my Saturdays going to there for Romford skatepark. (
mongychops, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 18:31,
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Are any of you fuckers going to say "afternoon" or is it going to be left up to me?(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 13:26,
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Wait we didn't even have a "morning" thread today.What's going on? Do we need to have a meeting about this?
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 13:27,
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AFTERNOON (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 14:10,
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Don't look now, but it's SNOWING! (on John Peel (in the Thames)).(
Mr. Tea Dmedff, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 8:23,
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There's a Peel in the Thames?(
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 8:44,
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Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, shrivelled up homunculus.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 11:17,
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never in the field of human conflicthave so few been owed so much by so shrivelled up homunculusy
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Too latewww.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/article/smaller-than-small/
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Cheers Cheers, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 11:56,
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It's snowing up a storm here, I've just been outside cunting around in my boxers.
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Aww, I quite liked him.Big fighty northern bugger that he was.
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Mr. Tea Dmedff, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 7:36,
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Really?I always thought he was a fucking wanker. John Prescott wasn't great either
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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 8:03,
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He was fun!x.com/adamfleming/status/1486219713994797057
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 8:23,
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Hold on, I think moderation of posters has gone on. What a load of wank, you did nothing as it was fun the right thing, whatever. Then you get involved. You can't believe in anarchy and then behave like god. Wankers .
Alright
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mongychops, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 23:00,
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They were leaving everyone to fend for themselves for lulz, then bottled it. Either mod the place or not.(
mongychops, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 23:17,
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NoI meant I'm personally coming round to your houses to end it all
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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 0:21,
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I support this endeavour.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 10:31,
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Careful mongy, they could ban you with one tap of their dogshit smeared keyboard(, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 23:08, Reply)
Has the crisis passed?(
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 22:21,
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I'm referring to the unspeakable horror.(
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 22:48,
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You have been busy!(
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 22:49,
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Buzz will be pleased....
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 23:14,
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lovely day. no snow here tho. (
MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Wed 20 Nov 2024, 15:48,
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It's pretty shit here. Unless you're talking about the weather, which is quite nice.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 16:19,
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i didn't know you'd moved to Runcorn(
MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Wed 20 Nov 2024, 16:43,
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Christ, you just reminded me that Runcorn exists.Thanks MiseryCunt, my day doesn't seem so bad now in comparison.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 16:47,
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Nobody needs to be reminded that runcorn exists (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 20:56,
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Bumcorn is eternal Due to its structure and indigestibility
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 21:28,
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It's so uniquely shit that connoisseurs of shitness called it 'Runicorn'. (
Mr. Tea Dmedff, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 21:16,
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Snowed again last night But not much
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 16:25,
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it's actually against the law for it to snow here, i think(
MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Wed 20 Nov 2024, 16:44,
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why fuck in hell when there are beds in heaven(
MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Wed 20 Nov 2024, 17:20,
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Wish the government would hurry up with this assisted dying bill so I can get on with some good old fashioned shipmanning(, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 17:41, Reply)
alrite President Putin(
MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Wed 20 Nov 2024, 17:49,
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NANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANA SHIPMAAAAAN!(
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 18:20,
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A deer?(
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 13:01,
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I'm eating a banana#anecdoatesnotmyforte
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 13:33,
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Eeeewww (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 13:37,
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They are a bit like penises. Absolutely filthy. Ban them, I say.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 13:38,
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I can't bear them The smell is enough to make me feel sick
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 13:45,
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I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit It's the only way to be sure
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 14:31,
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I'm having a busy day stripping,Calm down you lot, I'm talking about doors! I am stripping paint off doors.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 14:42,
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it's beer clock cock tick tock cock clock cock(
MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Wed 20 Nov 2024, 15:16,
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I'm getting prepper emails now1. Use any cash reserves you have in the house to buy food and other supplies. Cash will hold its value until people realize this is no ordinary blackout.
2. Hurry up and fill your bathtub with water. As the pumps stop working there will still be some water left in the pipes that you can take advantage of.
3. Get all your food from the fridge and freezer and salt it, smoke it or can it to make it last longer. You will need it badly.
4. Build THESE No Grid Survival Projects on your property (THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT!)
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 15:55,
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Stock up on M.R.Es (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 16:13,
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Instructions unclearI now own 300 copies of Automatic for the People
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 17:15,
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Instructions unclear I now own 300 copies of The Chronic
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Cheers Cheers, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 17:27,
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Who are you getting them from?(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 17:16,
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morningyou boring sad thickos
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MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Wed 20 Nov 2024, 6:44,
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it's a bit coldbrrr
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MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Wed 20 Nov 2024, 6:48,
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Morning You unrelenting fishmitten
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 7:38,
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Morning You shuddering spasm of sclerotic phlegm
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 8:58,
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Baffle, a device used for the purpose of restricting the flow of hydraulic fluid in a high pressure line. It consists of a disc with a small central perforation.
Glossary Terms Plastics (British Standards Institution) 34
My cock is basically a disc with a small central perforation, so I think this clears everything up.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 10:04,
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I SAID IT CLEARS EVERYTHING UP(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 10:13,
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I think the real question is 'what *isn't* a wankbaffle?' m8Ponder on that
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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 11:31,
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Going to a gig on my own l8rWent to a DJ gig on my own last night too. What a loos'er eh guy's
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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 11:30,
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Actually it was that Asian looking prick with the cakeYou know the one I nean
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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 11:57,
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Status updates, please.I'm currently felching a finch but it's losing its appeal, so I might jizz on a jay in a bit.
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Mr. Tea Dmedff, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 17:38,
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i'm buggering a buffaloin the arse
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MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Tue 19 Nov 2024, 17:39,
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hellocan anyone recommend a really really good audible book or books? i've got six credits, probably had six for ages just found out you can only have six as they apparently expire, so i've basically been paying for nothing since i haven't been using them.
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MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Tue 19 Nov 2024, 17:53,
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yes there <s>are some</s> is one of histhe questioner
two trains running
foreskintaken
another chance to get it right
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MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Tue 19 Nov 2024, 19:15,
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I'm greasing up a gibbon, presently.I will no doubt chin-dong a chimp, later.
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Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 17:45,
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Why the primates?Makes it easier to pretend it's your mum, etc.
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Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 17:47,
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Hiding in the bogs at work Because I don't want to mop the corridor
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 18:07,
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Also, it seems some retarded wankbaffle Has decided to try to insult me by changing my bio info.
What a tragic waste of flesh and oxygen.
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 20:01,
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careful, they'll change it to that next(
MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Tue 19 Nov 2024, 20:08,
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I know Hilarious, isn't it?
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 20:27,
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oh yes. definitely.(
MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Tue 19 Nov 2024, 21:17,
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Fuck knows But I can't change it back
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 10:15,
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so you can check your diary if you were pissed up that night?(
MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Wed 20 Nov 2024, 2:28,
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I could check the logs for any suspicious activityAround the time it happened.
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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 8:28,
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Luckily mine is ok, Sn0tters.So it's not the end of the world yet.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 10:33,
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Trust me, I would never call myself thick (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 10:15,
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Yeah but when did it change?(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 10:34,
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I don't know, I very rarely check it But I've fixed it now
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 10:58,
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Just ask Bou how she did it.My guess is she just guessed the password.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 14:36,
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I might goon with a baboon lateronce I unload a bumload on a ribbed toad.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 20:10,
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Ribbed for your pleasure?(
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 20:28,
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I did my own researchand found that the American Ribbed Toad is otherwise known as a 'tailed frog' - and the tail is in fact an "extension of the male cloaca."
So it's more likely ribbed for their pleasure, I guess the females' pleasure specifically, since they employ internal fertilisation and the females are presumably the ones selecting for bigger male sex organs.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 21:06,
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You have way too much time on your hands (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 21:10,
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I barely spend any time on my hands.What do you have against knowing stuff?
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 21:31,
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Nothing But amphibians, although lovely, are not a topic I feel like spending time on
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 21:41,
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Providing emotional support to a horse,because I just care, alright?
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 1:42,
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Danny Deveightyo would be more appropriate.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 15:37,
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Shaking his ass?(
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 16:19,
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Fingering his shak(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 17:05,
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i saw that queef
oh my oh my
good grief
i saw that queef
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MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G... B O U..., Tue 19 Nov 2024, 17:13,
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