shitfuck a bollocks up the twat and fuck off whils't your gunt smells

( MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Mon 24 Mar 2025, 20:28, Reply)

I don’t think this is a productive line of enquiry.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 24 Mar 2025, 21:24, Reply)

by jingo i think you're right old bean

( MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Mon 24 Mar 2025, 21:32, Reply)

Your mother's mum's wank cunt shit bollocks fuck a horse slasher cunt twat fucking shitcunt bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 24 Mar 2025, 21:59, Reply)

I'ma let you finish

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 24 Mar 2025, 22:26, Reply)

It's like a toddler putting it's own art work on the fridge. Just smile .

( mongychops, Mon 24 Mar 2025, 22:40, Reply)

:)

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 24 Mar 2025, 22:42, Reply)

I will give you a hug whether you need it or not
And then I'm going to bed
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 24 Mar 2025, 23:10, Reply)

does anyone have any good jokes about the group chat security thing

( vladimir, Mon 24 Mar 2025, 23:20, Reply)

I mean I think it's unlikely but just wanted to check

( vladimir, Mon 24 Mar 2025, 23:21, Reply)

Off the the airport for a few hours of invasive hell and discomfort
I hate flying.
Hope that Brundle chap gets his technology up and running soon.
( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Mon 24 Mar 2025, 15:09, Reply)

"rolling the carrot dice" is a euphemism for vomiting

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 24 Mar 2025, 15:12, Reply)

My other half was scheduled to fly to Brazil on Friday
we were somewhat unimpressed that a fire had taken the whole of Heathrow out of action on that day but he got away on Saturday morning, incredibly.

I have no problem with flying but ABSOLUTELY FUCKING HATE AIRPORTS. Getting to them, getting into them, through them, out the other end it's a total pain in the prostate.

I'd prefer to just go everywhere by train for the sheer convenience of getting on in the centre of one city and off in another.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 24 Mar 2025, 15:20, Reply)

I just searched "how long would a train take to Brazil" on Bing (yeah I know, but I'm at work)
and the answer was 1 hour 20 minutes according to the AI summary at the top of the page. So I reckon you've got a good idea there.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 24 Mar 2025, 15:25, Reply)

to be absolutely fair to the ai it might be setting out from bolivia in its mind of course

( vladimir, Mon 24 Mar 2025, 15:29, Reply)

That's kind of what I meant by hating flying
- the airports.
That bit in Love Actually where that entitled posh boy goes on about how he loves them - wanker.
( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Mon 24 Mar 2025, 16:45, Reply)

what don't you like that low level hum of anxiety like margarine scraped across cold toast
as everyone around you becomes steadily more stressed and tense as you are all funnelled through increasingly closed-in spaces with ever more densely packed queues governed by progressively more arcane rules of behaviour as your personal effects are removed from you in stages until finally you ascend, blank-eyed, grey, nearly possessionless, up some tin-can-tip-tappety steps and meet the make-up masked face of someone who smiles at you like death and lets you fold yourself into your seat, 3.5cm x 4cm on the upgrade you paid for, is that what you're saying here
( vladimir, Mon 24 Mar 2025, 15:24, Reply)

OTOH, it's socially acceptable to get a pint at 7:30 a.m.
So there's that.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 24 Mar 2025, 16:03, Reply)

Ex-colleage once drank two bottles of red wine by 11 am
Caused the rest of us to miss the first plane.
He blagged some stupid sob story lies about the taxi fucking us over to the boss by phone, and got told to order some wine while the next flight was arranged.
By the time we got on the plane, he was staggering drunk and covered in red wine stains.
We got upgraded to alternate seats so we could get the fuck away from him.
After he "lost" his receipts for the expenses, the company took away all the company credit cards.
Fucking cunt.
( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Mon 24 Mar 2025, 16:53, Reply)

I wonder how spanishfly’s doing these days

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 24 Mar 2025, 16:58, Reply)

hahahahahaha

( vladimir, Mon 24 Mar 2025, 17:03, Reply)

I suppose somebody has to

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 24 Mar 2025, 18:46, Reply)

doing what?
don't answer. don't.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 24 Mar 2025, 21:27, Reply)

in the time between reading "two bottles of red wine" and "11 am" I developed a psychosomatic headache, jfc
( vladimir, Mon 24 Mar 2025, 17:03, Reply)

Did premium economy on the way back from my holiday
it felt like I was in a different mode of transport.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 24 Mar 2025, 18:36, Reply)

But flying is just a series of queues
and I despise queuing.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 24 Mar 2025, 18:37, Reply)

You want a pit travelator so you can interview celebrities on the starting grid without having to walk?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 24 Mar 2025, 15:26, Reply)

Brundle Alcubierre
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 24 Mar 2025, 16:02, Reply)

Hot dog, jumping frog+

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 24 Mar 2025, 16:16, Reply)

A few remaining energy concerns IIRC

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 24 Mar 2025, 16:25, Reply)

You just can't get good negative mass like you used to be able to.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 24 Mar 2025, 18:31, Reply)

Please stop bullying Mykeyboy.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 24 Mar 2025, 18:32, Reply)

Pretty sure his mass was positive, and then some.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 24 Mar 2025, 19:42, Reply)

Brundle Musk
technology ketamine dose
running fatal
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 24 Mar 2025, 16:04, Reply)

My return flight from Costa Rica was delayed by 3 hours
thankfully San Jose is a very nice airport (as far as airports go), could have done without the TWENTY FOUR fucking hours door to door journey though.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 24 Mar 2025, 16:26, Reply)

Do you know the wait o' San Jose?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 24 Mar 2025, 18:44, Reply)

Please, I implore you, delete your account and kill yourself.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 24 Mar 2025, 18:44, Reply)

please don't wish death on, er,

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 24 Mar 2025, 21:27, Reply)

San José was a 64-gun, three-masted galleon of the Spanish Armada de la Guardia de la Carrera de las Indias. It was launched in 1698[1] and sank in battle off Barú Island, just south of Cartagena, Colombia, in 1708,
while laden with gold, silver and emeralds worth about US$17 billion as of 2023.[3]
...
Tons burthen: 1,051 tons [2]
( brb natural fistic, Mon 24 Mar 2025, 22:38, Reply)

I will spend more time in airports than in the air on this trip
It's bollocks. At least work are paying for my dinner beers.
( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Mon 24 Mar 2025, 16:43, Reply)

i've got a massive zit on my face
and no it's not my nose
( MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Mon 24 Mar 2025, 16:48, Reply)

BrundleFly would be a terrible name for an airline

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 24 Mar 2025, 16:59, Reply)

I wish I had enough money brains to get all the investments to set that up
- so I could sell it to Musk before the first scheduled flight, and let him find out I'd blown the money on wind turbines for poor people instead of planes.
Or something.
( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Mon 24 Mar 2025, 17:11, Reply)

I would love to see that

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 24 Mar 2025, 18:03, Reply)

alright

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 24 Mar 2025, 10:38, Reply)

yeah

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 24 Mar 2025, 10:55, Reply)

morning

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 24 Mar 2025, 11:29, Reply)

morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 24 Mar 2025, 11:38, Reply)

afternoon

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 24 Mar 2025, 12:16, Reply)

Woods wrote on X to his 6.4 millions followers … "At this time we would appreciate privacy for all those close to our hearts."

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 24 Mar 2025, 11:31, Reply)

lol wood

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 24 Mar 2025, 11:32, Reply)

Lol closet

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 24 Mar 2025, 11:52, Reply)

Just like me
They long to be
Closet o' you
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 24 Mar 2025, 12:13, Reply)

Tiget James or Elle?

(littlemix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Mon 24 Mar 2025, 13:07, Reply)

Tiget

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 24 Mar 2025, 13:08, Reply)

I drove all night +
+ to you
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 24 Mar 2025, 14:46, Reply)

From the DM: "Dave Portnoy blasts Tiger Woods over Vanessa Trump relationship post
"The request for privacy appeared to annoy Portnoy, who took a break from betting on March Madness to offer his thoughts."

I'm really not sure what to think about any of this now that I know it appears to have annoyed something called Portnoy.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 24 Mar 2025, 14:03, Reply)

I googled him and I think he's some sort of fucking stupid fucking cunt

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 24 Mar 2025, 14:09, Reply)

me, you mean.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 24 Mar 2025, 14:17, Reply)

might take a break from betting on Foxy Bingo to offer my thoughts

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 24 Mar 2025, 14:41, Reply)

don't forget to tell 6.4 million people about how you want privacy

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 24 Mar 2025, 15:16, Reply)

Trump Feltz
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 24 Mar 2025, 15:03, Reply)

^Portnoy's Complaint

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 24 Mar 2025, 15:08, Reply)

What am I? Chopped liver?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 24 Mar 2025, 16:10, Reply)

alright

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 24 Mar 2025, 16:52, Reply)

nope
a prick
(littlemix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Mon 24 Mar 2025, 18:21, Reply)

GEOSTORM

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 24 Mar 2025, 15:01, Reply)

GROOM SET

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 24 Mar 2025, 15:07, Reply)

MORE GOTS

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 24 Mar 2025, 15:08, Reply)

Brother in law is starting to become difficult to handle
he was going for treatment and just walked into the road, unaware of the traffic, oblivious to what was going on and angry when challenged. This means they can't travel by public transport any longer. He's on steroids again which is really difficult - it will mean the brain tumour grows faster but stops the seizures. A side effect is that he doesn't sleep much though. We're into the palliative care bit now.

Fuck this is grim.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 24 Mar 2025, 8:46, Reply)

Fuck
Can't win either way
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 24 Mar 2025, 8:51, Reply)

I have asked my sister to let me know when they next go to the hospital
and I'll drive them. It's not fun going into central London but it's either me or a taxi and I'd rather do it if they'll let me.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 24 Mar 2025, 8:55, Reply)

Yeah, I'm no fan of London traffic
But a lift off family is better than a cab any day
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 24 Mar 2025, 9:04, Reply)

I don't actually mind driving in London
It's not my top idea for fun, but it's not a big deal.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 24 Mar 2025, 9:13, Reply)

Does anyone have any funny responses to this, please? It's bringing my Monday morning down.
Sorry to hear that garold, that's pretty shit.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 24 Mar 2025, 9:05, Reply)

It's absolutely shit
so it is.

I'm trying to arrange for a bit of a family get-together over Easter to raise spirits.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 24 Mar 2025, 9:10, Reply)

You're having a seance?

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 24 Mar 2025, 9:18, Reply)

Well, I may brew up a batch of beer
that's always fun!
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 24 Mar 2025, 9:25, Reply)

❤️

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 24 Mar 2025, 9:29, Reply)

Fuck, sorry to hear that.
Grim indeed. :(
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 24 Mar 2025, 11:21, Reply)

Yep. I'm driving them into town next week
I suspect it may be a very depressing journey as they may be getting ther results of a scan, but I'm glad I'll be able to help.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 24 Mar 2025, 13:15, Reply)

morning

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 24 Mar 2025, 5:43, Reply)

morning

( MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Mon 24 Mar 2025, 6:24, Reply)

morning

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 24 Mar 2025, 7:48, Reply)

morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 24 Mar 2025, 6:41, Reply)

morning fuckface

( MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Mon 24 Mar 2025, 6:44, Reply)

Alright Ian

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 24 Mar 2025, 6:53, Reply)

no real alrights, please

( MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Mon 24 Mar 2025, 6:55, Reply)

morning

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 24 Mar 2025, 7:48, Reply)

Okay

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 24 Mar 2025, 7:28, Reply)

morning

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 24 Mar 2025, 7:49, Reply)

Morning.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 24 Mar 2025, 7:52, Reply)

morning

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 24 Mar 2025, 8:12, Reply)

Mob records was a great label

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 24 Mar 2025, 8:02, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/8441461
( Cheers Cheers, Mon 24 Mar 2025, 8:12, Reply)

Morning
I am not looking forward to today. The mental is being assessed by the memory clinic at 11, and I'm very sure that it's not going to go anywhere as well as she thinks it will.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 24 Mar 2025, 8:19, Reply)

Ach, tough one.

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 24 Mar 2025, 8:29, Reply)

It's not going to be fun, that's for sure
But it is necessary. Her memory has deteriorated rapidly over the last couple of months and she really isn't capable of making her own decisions. The clinic has told me that, if she needs carers and refuses them, they'll have to resort to the mental health act.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 24 Mar 2025, 8:48, Reply)

Whatever you do, DO NOT YAWN.
That is an order.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 23 Mar 2025, 19:27, Reply)

Yeah, and don't google '1992 space movie' either.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 23 Mar 2025, 19:29, Reply)

too late

( MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Sun 23 Mar 2025, 19:47, Reply)

I had a weird premonition that I knew what this would be.
Turns out I was right.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 23 Mar 2025, 20:05, Reply)

ok

( MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Sun 23 Mar 2025, 19:47, Reply)

fuck.

( MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Sun 23 Mar 2025, 19:48, Reply)

lol

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 23 Mar 2025, 19:51, Reply)

hairball custard, pencilmeat pudding

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 23 Mar 2025, 19:48, Reply)

whatever you do

( MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Sun 23 Mar 2025, 19:48, Reply)

vombag lucky dip
freshly minted carrot coins
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 23 Mar 2025, 19:50, Reply)

Alright, Mark E. Smith.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 23 Mar 2025, 19:51, Reply)

YESssAh

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 23 Mar 2025, 19:54, Reply)

whatever you do, on no account look wonderingly up into the night sky and catch yourself thinking
but how, *how* can it all be so impossibly beautiful? and find yourself somehow strangely unable to breathe, but not feeling frightened at all, even as the darkness between the stars begins to bleed into your eyes and you feel yourself, as if from a great distance, falling backwards. that is an aweder
( vladimir, Sun 23 Mar 2025, 21:15, Reply)

it'll be orion's belt if i catch you saying shit like that to my wife again

( MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Sun 23 Mar 2025, 21:26, Reply)

is it true that your wife is made of stars and weeps for your absence
silently, in the cold watches of the endless night, that the pause between her in-breath and her out-breath is as the unmeasurable time that falls between the death of one galaxy and the birth of the next, no offence, just what I heard
( vladimir, Sun 23 Mar 2025, 21:53, Reply)

if you're asking if she's a white dwarf then yeah

( MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Sun 23 Mar 2025, 21:56, Reply)

lolll

( vladimir, Sun 23 Mar 2025, 21:58, Reply)

I'm with Brother Cavil on this one.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_UVPLHAOAY
( brb natural fistic, Sun 23 Mar 2025, 21:32, Reply)

ahahahahaha oh my fucking god this is the best thing I have ever seen
he's so right
( vladimir, Sun 23 Mar 2025, 21:48, Reply)

I'm just watching joker 2
Oh dear
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 23 Mar 2025, 14:41, Reply)

Isn't it a musical?
Eff that
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 23 Mar 2025, 15:49, Reply)

Yup absolutely no need for it either
Would be a good court room drama but for the (poorly written) interludes
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 23 Mar 2025, 15:51, Reply)

I've just got off a 12hr flight, fuck me I've watched some utter gash
I watched 'Kraven The Hunter', very disappointed to find it wasn't a biopic of the former 'Newsround' and 'Countryfile' legend
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 23 Mar 2025, 15:53, Reply)

Actual LOL
You back in blighty then?
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 23 Mar 2025, 16:10, Reply)

I've watched many an hour of just the planes GPS position because the films are shit .

( mongychops, Sun 23 Mar 2025, 16:30, Reply)

I flew to Japan with Lufthansa and watched Robots in German cos I was too bored/lazy to figure it out! It’s a long flight, even with the free bar

(Tesco (clubcard), Sun 23 Mar 2025, 16:47, Reply)

tb absolutely h I'd watch many hours of plane gps even if they were showing the second greatest film ever made, the day after tomorrow, because what is better than plane gps? really, come on now
( vladimir, Sun 23 Mar 2025, 21:09, Reply)

I bet they were showing miranda
The cunts
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 23 Mar 2025, 16:48, Reply)

The first one was fucking shit, 6/10 at best.
The King of Comedy and Taxi Driver references were so ham fisted it was painful.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 23 Mar 2025, 19:28, Reply)

Sunday = funday
What enforced shite will you have to put up with today?
( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sun 23 Mar 2025, 6:32, Reply)

I’m having an enforced shite as I type this

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 23 Mar 2025, 7:44, Reply)

Drink more water
and eat more roughage.
( brb natural fistic, Sun 23 Mar 2025, 16:45, Reply)

I don't have any enforcements, being quite free to do anything
however as part of my ongoing exploration of the past and its architectures, today, for the very first time, I am looking at this board on the screen of a smartphone, when it has been, in my mind, until now, entirely of and from a time before smartphones. we shall see the effects of hauling this strange grey-striped creature from its distant realm and into the now. we shall see.
( vladimir, Sun 23 Mar 2025, 8:08, Reply)

oh shut up you wonky nosed double chinned bastard

( MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Sun 23 Mar 2025, 8:19, Reply)

morning :)
no ferrets today
( vladimir, Sun 23 Mar 2025, 8:29, Reply)

oh. maybe tomorrow?

( MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Sun 23 Mar 2025, 8:51, Reply)

ferrets crossed!
oh I'm sorry. FINGERS. fingers crossed!
ferret fingers
( vladimir, Sun 23 Mar 2025, 8:54, Reply)

omg never cross a ferret m8!
you should know that by now!
( MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Sun 23 Mar 2025, 9:04, Reply)

Stoatally

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 23 Mar 2025, 10:30, Reply)

^ The Littlest Homo

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 23 Mar 2025, 12:48, Reply)

Lunch with my parents
As usual
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 23 Mar 2025, 10:30, Reply)

Interacting with my stupid family

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 23 Mar 2025, 12:21, Reply)

in bed watching utube

( MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Sun 23 Mar 2025, 14:09, Reply)

Gunt
alt: GŨNT
( Cheers Cheers, Sat 22 Mar 2025, 20:24, Reply)

misery gunt

( MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Sat 22 Mar 2025, 21:16, Reply)

Gollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 22 Mar 2025, 21:50, Reply)

gou gould gay gat

( MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Sat 22 Mar 2025, 21:52, Reply)

+h

( MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Sat 22 Mar 2025, 21:53, Reply)

GÜNT

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 22 Mar 2025, 21:36, Reply)

Ruud Günt, the Swedish designer

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 22 Mar 2025, 23:12, Reply)

15:18 thread
pissing it down
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 22 Mar 2025, 15:18, Reply)

Bet you live in Rainham.

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sat 22 Mar 2025, 15:22, Reply)

What’s ham got to do with it?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 22 Mar 2025, 15:56, Reply)

One of Tina Turners lesser known releases.

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sat 22 Mar 2025, 16:11, Reply)

You’re the DJ, you’d know about this stuff.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 22 Mar 2025, 16:17, Reply)

What's love but a second hammed emotion?

( brb natural fistic, Sat 22 Mar 2025, 16:46, Reply)

I wanna hold your hammed

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 22 Mar 2025, 18:19, Reply)

Touch a Ham, Make a Friend
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFR2XQ-UHug
( brb natural fistic, Sat 22 Mar 2025, 19:55, Reply)

I live in Rainham
Not really, I have money
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 22 Mar 2025, 18:38, Reply)

It was meant to be raining here from 4pm
But it isn't
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 22 Mar 2025, 16:45, Reply)

Alright
Michael Fish
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 22 Mar 2025, 18:39, Reply)

We’ve had some weather here and no mistake

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 22 Mar 2025, 17:47, Reply)

Do you know the way to Suckham? I'm desperate to get to Suckham.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 22 Mar 2025, 17:53, Reply)

For 50p you can suck all the ham you want.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 22 Mar 2025, 18:21, Reply)

It's pronounced Suckham, so that doesn't really work.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 22 Mar 2025, 18:37, Reply)

PUT 'EM IN YOUR MOUTH AND SUCKHAM

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 22 Mar 2025, 18:41, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/8441398
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 22 Mar 2025, 18:47, Reply)

My wife has two appointments, within hours of each other, in Manchester and Wales
So I'm going to get her to Oldham, and then Bangor as fast as I can
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 22 Mar 2025, 18:34, Reply)

The rail network was less than reliable last time I was in the uk, plan ahead!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 22 Mar 2025, 18:36, Reply)

Cockermouth after?

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 22 Mar 2025, 18:36, Reply)

This will add complexity to an already difficult travel schedule.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 22 Mar 2025, 18:38, Reply)

Scunthorpe tho

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 22 Mar 2025, 18:40, Reply)

Now you're really stretching it

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 22 Mar 2025, 18:42, Reply)

And then Cumnor.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 23 Mar 2025, 0:02, Reply)

George Doornail

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 22 Mar 2025, 3:13, Reply)

George No moreman

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 22 Mar 2025, 3:19, Reply)

I'll be honest I had to google to work out the celebrity death

( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 22 Mar 2025, 4:19, Reply)

I've not picked the best weekend to be flying into Heathrow
ffs
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 22 Mar 2025, 8:29, Reply)

Yikes
Good luck mate
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 22 Mar 2025, 9:31, Reply)

7hr delay so far
sigh
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 22 Mar 2025, 9:57, Reply)

Oh man

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 22 Mar 2025, 12:24, Reply)

Take a big shit in the cockpit to show your dissatisfaction

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 22 Mar 2025, 12:45, Reply)

LOL
pit
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 22 Mar 2025, 18:38, Reply)

hi tin lol

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 22 Mar 2025, 18:44, Reply)

Hahahaha you fucking stupid fucking cunt

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 22 Mar 2025, 12:19, Reply)

George Foreman Headstones
"So good, I put my name on it"
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 22 Mar 2025, 7:37, Reply)

He'

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 22 Mar 2025, 9:09, Reply)

^

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 22 Mar 2025, 9:44, Reply)

GEOFORMAT

( MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Sat 22 Mar 2025, 7:54, Reply)

George Former

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 22 Mar 2025, 9:31, Reply)

I wonder if he'll be cremated
Or just seared to seal in the juices
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 22 Mar 2025, 9:50, Reply)

George Formourn

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sat 22 Mar 2025, 10:04, Reply)

George Formaldehyde

( $$ ✅, Sat 22 Mar 2025, 13:01, Reply)

George Formerman

( brb natural fistic, Sat 22 Mar 2025, 2:32, Reply)

Now, see, this one makes sense
Honestly though, he's one of those people when you hear they've died that you think "Oh, I didn't realise he'd been alive all this time."
( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sat 22 Mar 2025, 7:36, Reply)

Also only 76, I assumed he'd be at least 90

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sat 22 Mar 2025, 8:09, Reply)

Everyone from the past looks older than the kids of today

( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sat 22 Mar 2025, 9:10, Reply)

Like, whoa, man

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sat 22 Mar 2025, 10:03, Reply)

George Whoaman

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sat 22 Mar 2025, 10:03, Reply)

This is true, but
George Foreman's age always confused me. One of these men who look 40 aged 18 and stay that way their whole life.

He was an interesting man, arguably he exposed the boxing business as a work in the 90s but nobody seemed to mind because it's Big George.
( brb natural fistic, Sat 22 Mar 2025, 15:36, Reply)

No DEI please

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 22 Mar 2025, 9:23, Reply)

He's already DEI'd mate

( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sat 22 Mar 2025, 9:48, Reply)

a guy i know says seagulls are 'sky pikeys'
and calls women that date black men 'wog sockets'

what politically correct colloquialisms have you encountered in your extensive travels?
( MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Fri 21 Mar 2025, 16:15, Reply)

We have a right laugh here don't we

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 21 Mar 2025, 16:24, Reply)

Not very often, no.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 21 Mar 2025, 16:27, Reply)

fuck off then

( MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Fri 21 Mar 2025, 16:27, Reply)

Username checks out.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 21 Mar 2025, 18:36, Reply)

1992 SPACE MOVIE

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 21 Mar 2025, 16:36, Reply)

you unbelievable piece of shit

( MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Fri 21 Mar 2025, 16:39, Reply)

I'm a genuine real life piece of shit.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 21 Mar 2025, 16:46, Reply)

which piece?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 Mar 2025, 16:53, Reply)

Ring

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 21 Mar 2025, 17:06, Reply)

please

( MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Fri 21 Mar 2025, 17:21, Reply)

*dring dring* hello? which piece please?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 Mar 2025, 18:44, Reply)

Hey, do you know Mr Hankey?

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 21 Mar 2025, 17:22, Reply)

suck on my chocolate salty bollocks

( MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Fri 21 Mar 2025, 17:38, Reply)

my uncle donald calls immigrants "vile animals"

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 Mar 2025, 18:50, Reply)

My Scottish dad says
- "To the English, we're just wogs."

He's not entirely wrong.
( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Fri 21 Mar 2025, 18:57, Reply)

Do you have a habit of associating with cunts?

( .Yeti., Fri 21 Mar 2025, 19:00, Reply)

to womb are you referring?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 Mar 2025, 20:02, Reply)

Fucking hell.

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 21 Mar 2025, 19:11, Reply)

Wog box would work better

( mongychops, Fri 21 Mar 2025, 19:12, Reply)

bit racist m8

( MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Fri 21 Mar 2025, 19:14, Reply)

A great many
Most from my brother, none of which I wish to repeat.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 21 Mar 2025, 19:32, Reply)

"date"

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 Mar 2025, 20:02, Reply)

IT'S BEER OF THE FUCKING COCK TICK TOCK TICK TOCK WICKY WHACKY WOCK CLOCK COCK COCK COCK COCK!!

( MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Fri 21 Mar 2025, 13:31, Reply)

O wot I've got hours to go :(((((((((((((

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 21 Mar 2025, 13:45, Reply)

oh man i had a right lovely friday doesn't happen too often mind

( MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Fri 21 Mar 2025, 13:46, Reply)

on the flip side yesterday i had to spend £830 at the dentist
so, i dunno. win some chews some i spose
( MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Fri 21 Mar 2025, 13:59, Reply)

Surely your MASSIVE DIVIDENDS will cover the bill?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 21 Mar 2025, 14:06, Reply)

oh easily

( MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Fri 21 Mar 2025, 14:16, Reply)

LOL
DIV
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 21 Mar 2025, 14:29, Reply)

lol END

( MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Fri 21 Mar 2025, 14:31, Reply)

lol ASS

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 21 Mar 2025, 14:39, Reply)

lol

( MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Fri 21 Mar 2025, 15:50, Reply)

come one everybody! 1 2 3
wahey!
( MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Fri 21 Mar 2025, 13:46, Reply)

Remember Jive Bunny?
Won't see the likes of those days again
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Mar 2025, 14:25, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVF1FWpDy04&t=12s
( MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Fri 21 Mar 2025, 14:31, Reply)

that is worth a full watch btw

( MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Fri 21 Mar 2025, 14:34, Reply)

I thought you’d quit drinking?

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 21 Mar 2025, 14:34, Reply)

yeah but it's friday tho
cheers!
( MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Fri 21 Mar 2025, 14:37, Reply)

🍻

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 21 Mar 2025, 14:38, Reply)

i'm only having 4 pints

( MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Fri 21 Mar 2025, 14:42, Reply)

+of vodka

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 21 Mar 2025, 14:49, Reply)

Cheers

( MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Fri 21 Mar 2025, 14:57, Reply)

welll
maybe 5
can't have too many i'm driving home
( MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Fri 21 Mar 2025, 15:25, Reply)

Have one for the road

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 21 Mar 2025, 15:27, Reply)

if it's good enough for Marc Bolan, it's good enough for Mini

( MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Fri 21 Mar 2025, 15:32, Reply)

That’s the spirits!

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 21 Mar 2025, 15:36, Reply)

yes? can i hel;p you sossifer? do you mind i;m triyng to ta;'k to my intrenet frijkdns

( MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Fri 21 Mar 2025, 15:37, Reply)

Not till after 7

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 21 Mar 2025, 16:00, Reply)

oh come on have a tipple
you know you want to
( MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Fri 21 Mar 2025, 16:08, Reply)

Still outside work
Waiting for the taxi
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 21 Mar 2025, 19:08, Reply)

7/7 !
www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0egy5wr74go
( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Fri 21 Mar 2025, 7:08, Reply)

bollock

( MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Fri 21 Mar 2025, 7:20, Reply)

morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 21 Mar 2025, 7:39, Reply)

Friday at last

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Mar 2025, 7:43, Reply)

This is what happens when I don't work from home
- I hear the news on my commute.
( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Fri 21 Mar 2025, 7:52, Reply)

3/7, gnome with a hadron.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 21 Mar 2025, 7:59, Reply)

known wither harden

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 Mar 2025, 12:11, Reply)

6/7 helmit cheese

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 21 Mar 2025, 8:07, Reply)

A barely believable 5/7

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 21 Mar 2025, 8:14, Reply)

5/7

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 21 Mar 2025, 8:28, Reply)

6/7 licking up some piss and finding out it was traditional lemonade after all

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 21 Mar 2025, 8:32, Reply)

lest we forget

( $$ ✅, Fri 21 Mar 2025, 8:32, Reply)

+about Dre

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 21 Mar 2025, 8:39, Reply)

tru

( $$ ✅, Fri 21 Mar 2025, 9:51, Reply)

Are you alright, dollars?
I sense an aura of melancholy about you
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Mar 2025, 8:50, Reply)

yeah, just thought it was a reference to the July 7 bombings and wanted to pay my respects

( $$ ✅, Fri 21 Mar 2025, 9:51, Reply)

Your thoughts and prayers are appreciated.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 21 Mar 2025, 10:27, Reply)

🙏

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Mar 2025, 10:35, Reply)

Yeah, I thought that when I posted it
- but 7/72005 is also a big milestone day with The Lovely Mrs Wizard, so while everyone else is boo-hoo-ing, we are ... doing something else.
( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Fri 21 Mar 2025, 13:21, Reply)

Might go outside and clap on my doorstep this evening

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 21 Mar 2025, 10:30, Reply)

l r

obviously
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 21 Mar 2025, 10:31, Reply)

+I mo
forget evils
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 21 Mar 2025, 13:00, Reply)

4/7 need a poo

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 21 Mar 2025, 8:46, Reply)

Here, have this one.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 21 Mar 2025, 13:01, Reply)

Cheers

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 21 Mar 2025, 14:39, Reply)

You should definitely not do a google search for '1992 space movie'.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 21 Mar 2025, 9:26, Reply)

Right, not done that.
What's next on the not to do list?
( .Yeti., Fri 21 Mar 2025, 12:35, Reply)

Breathing.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 21 Mar 2025, 13:54, Reply)

29/8 march of the pigs

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 21 Mar 2025, 11:49, Reply)

29/8 would be the 29th of August, not March.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 21 Mar 2025, 12:51, Reply)

PIG

( MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Fri 21 Mar 2025, 15:42, Reply)

5/7 Year Of The Ass

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 Mar 2025, 12:11, Reply)

5/7 Order of the Iron Helmet

( brb natural fistic, Fri 21 Mar 2025, 14:39, Reply)