I think we’re about to lose a much-loved relative My partnerβs gran is 81 and has been suffering dementia for the last couple of years but the diseaseβs progression has ramped up drastically over the last few weeks. She has lost the ability to speak or sit up, has gone into the foetus position and now has pneumonia. I really hope she doesnβt recover. This would be a merciful relief if she died now. Weβre all a bit broken at the moment.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 22 Dec 2024, 18:57,
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I'm really sorry to read that.My grandma and great aunt both died in much the same way. It was awful, but kind of a relief that the suffering was over.
I hope no-one suffers too much.
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Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sun 22 Dec 2024, 19:28,
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It's the guffcheese that's made backwards!(
Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Sun 22 Dec 2024, 15:42,
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Holy shit my B3ta account is old enough to drink π(
Frisbee OG wanker, Sun 22 Dec 2024, 15:46,
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Mine is very nearly old enough to drinkin America.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 22 Dec 2024, 16:10,
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OoooooOOOh, get youYou can get one of those BuzzBalls that taste like battery acid
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Frisbee OG wanker, Sun 22 Dec 2024, 16:19,
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Afternoon (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 22 Dec 2024, 16:30,
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no thanksi'll wait for afternoon
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MiseryCunt ALONE WITH THE HAIRY AINU, Sun 22 Dec 2024, 8:17,
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morning, still firing from last night weeeeeeeeeeee(
broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 22 Dec 2024, 9:49,
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I watched AD/BC A Rock Opera last night as I do every xmasHouse of Fools Xmas Special l8r
Trading Places for NYE
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Sun 22 Dec 2024, 10:18,
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i'm watching monty python's flying circus(
MiseryCunt ALONE WITH THE HAIRY AINU, Sun 22 Dec 2024, 10:28,
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Summer is i-comen in!That's the shortest day out the way, now look we forward to the glories of ever longer evenings and the brightening days.
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Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sun 22 Dec 2024, 10:34,
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what a positive commentyou alright?
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MiseryCunt ALONE WITH THE HAIRY AINU, Sun 22 Dec 2024, 10:42,
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Yes, I am filled with a boundless joyGlory and trumpets! Hip hip, hurray!
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Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sun 22 Dec 2024, 11:26,
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Morning. I've taken a few days of annual leave so will be using my personal account rather than my work account.Please note this means I will be unable to respond to gazzes to my work account until 30/12/24.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 22 Dec 2024, 11:44,
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I had high hopes for my mould thread. :((
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sat 21 Dec 2024, 22:49,
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Have you considered joining the British Mycological Society?I was going to, but was put off by the hyphae.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 21 Dec 2024, 23:45,
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BleachWatered down bleach in an old spray bottle. It's dirt cheap, and keeps the mould off the grout.
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Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sun 22 Dec 2024, 8:36,
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I heard doing that encourages mould.(
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sun 22 Dec 2024, 15:00,
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Bad time of day.If you try again in about 36 hours, nobody will even notice it's a repost.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 22 Dec 2024, 11:00,
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MOULDHave you found unexpected mould recently? I have. I've been using the Cillit Bang Cillit Bang Cillit Cillit Cillit Bang Mould spray, seems to do the job but makes the house smell like a swimming pool. What are you lesser cunts doing about yours?
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sat 21 Dec 2024, 19:26,
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No mould here But if there was, I would contact the housing authority and get them to fix it
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 21 Dec 2024, 20:06,
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that pornoguesser thing in the newsletterreminded me of when I was browsing porn and found a video that had been filmed in the former Sierra Leone embassy in central London. They were fucking on the stairs and I was a bit worried for them because I knew the cast iron ballustrade was incredibly weak
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Adds to the excitement (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 21 Dec 2024, 16:14,
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Also, balustrade has only one L(
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 22 Dec 2024, 7:52,
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Good afternoon, you sorry bunch of spastics(
Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Sat 21 Dec 2024, 12:17,
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Afternoon Successfully wrangled the mental onto a train to Ely. I can relax until Christmas eve.
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 21 Dec 2024, 12:31,
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I'm feeling good todaymy mrs is sick in bed
might go on a billy bender
lol bender
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Sat 21 Dec 2024, 12:51,
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Your Mrs is sick in bed? Yeah, we all know......that thing she does with her tongue tho π
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so well known this forum is named after it!(
MiseryCunt ALONE WITH THE HAIRY AINU, Sat 21 Dec 2024, 15:19,
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I'm going to my mate's Christmas drinks
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 21 Dec 2024, 14:26,
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might have a grog laternot had a drop since Monday, which is more impressive than it sounds
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Sat 21 Dec 2024, 14:59,
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She's rather fond of brandy and baileys lately And she's paying, so that's what we'll be having
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 21 Dec 2024, 15:06,
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Brandy and amaretto is fantastic I believe it's called a French Connection. Maybe it's because it gets you 'fcuk'-ed up LOLOLOLOL
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Sat 21 Dec 2024, 16:14,
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looks like my landlord is going to have to replace the roof heremerry christmas dude, unlucky
he's a decent fellow, I feel sorry for him, nice that it's not on me for a change tho
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Sat 21 Dec 2024, 12:52,
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just signed new tenancy agreement so if it is, it can't be until the end of next yearin fairness we're paying a good Β£500 a month under market rate anyway
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Sat 21 Dec 2024, 15:00,
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Shit, I remember when 500 a month was the market rateI'm so glad I had a stable enough income to buy a place in the first housing crash of my adult life. I could not afford to rent now.
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Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sat 21 Dec 2024, 15:06,
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Instead of shitposting on beeter dot com I’m donating to charityand this is to guilt-trip you all into doing the same
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Cheers Cheers, Sat 21 Dec 2024, 12:54,
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I'm donating some of this to the brb foodbankstatic.independent.co.uk/2021/01/13/09/shutterstock_editorial_813815a.jpg?quality=75&width=1200&auto=webp
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Sat 21 Dec 2024, 13:08,
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I wanted to donate blood But I can't, because I'm anaemic.
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 21 Dec 2024, 15:07,
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*belms*(
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 21 Dec 2024, 19:16,
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A little present for everyone under the tree
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Cheers Cheers, Fri 20 Dec 2024, 19:43,
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Cheers, Trouser, Cheers.By the way does anyone know a working method of overlaying transparent gifs over each other on the board? I've tried a few ways that work in preview but the code is shredded when I post.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 20 Dec 2024, 20:06,
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Literally the first thing I tried.(
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 20 Dec 2024, 21:52,
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aww thank you! it's what i've always wanted(
MiseryCunt ALONE WITH THE HAIRY AINU, Sat 21 Dec 2024, 6:30,
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Baubles (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 21 Dec 2024, 7:48,
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back once again for the renegade plasterer(
MiseryCunt ALONE WITH THE HAIRY AINU, Fri 20 Dec 2024, 18:07,
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D for drywall, with the drill behaviour(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Dec 2024, 18:17,
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If it's new threads ye want, ye shall ha' em, by God!Srsly, brb, I thought it was a faux pas to post a new thread too soon after the old one?
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Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Fri 20 Dec 2024, 15:58,
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This is dangerously close to a threadrush (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 20 Dec 2024, 16:08,
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HOORAY FOR BIG FAT BOLLOCKSDO DO DE DO DO DO DE DO
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MiseryCunt ALONE WITH THE HAIRY AINU, Fri 20 Dec 2024, 16:40,
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I forgot about that cunt!! You've ruined Christmas!!Just logged out to see what tripe he is spouting now... for an 'intelligent' person, he states RIP in peace?? What do you think the IP stands for you spacker, you can't say Hitler!
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Iptler!i think rip in peace is an old talk meme tho
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MiseryCunt ALONE WITH THE HAIRY AINU, Fri 20 Dec 2024, 16:46,
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Complains I am unitelligentproceeds to log out to read posts, ignorant of the right click menu in his own browser, Trouser.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 20 Dec 2024, 17:18,
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Yes, more threads by fewer racists, please.(
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 20 Dec 2024, 17:18,
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This would appear to be at odds with your repeatedly stated aim of killing this place.(, Fri 20 Dec 2024, 18:46, Reply)
You may question my tactics and logic,but you can't question my results.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 20 Dec 2024, 19:00,
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Without a control messageboard you haven't tried to destroy, your results are meaningless.Oh no wait, there are. /board and /links have been withering and dying for years too, so there's no good evidence that you're any more effective than a placebo.
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A 20% fall isn't insignificant, even if you're too thick to recognise meaning.I think I'm more effective than post-2003 Placebo.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 20 Dec 2024, 20:01,
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It's not the significance I'm questioning, it's whether you actually had any causal effect. I doubt it, and you have a penchant for self-aggramdisement so your assessment is too tainted by bias to be reliable.
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...are you mohafa?I assume most people get my jokes, except mohafa. And I thought I'd got rid of him.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sat 21 Dec 2024, 15:14,
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Seriously though, if the same 3 dull cunts on my ignore list are the only ones left posting new threads herethen this place is already dead.
RIP in peace /talk. You were toxic and shit.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 20 Dec 2024, 15:15,
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If you're going to flounce, do it quietly. Otherwise you're no better than that moron from South Africa who keeps coming back like herpes does. Or so I've heard. I wouldn't know, of course.
I don't know what your problem is with /talk, it's been roughly the same low standard for more than 20 years now. If you're only just realising that then maybe the shittiness was within you all along.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 20 Dec 2024, 15:29,
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Perhaps the real shitness was the friends we made along the way?(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 20 Dec 2024, 16:10,
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Over the years I have come to regard you all as people I met.(
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 20 Dec 2024, 17:13,
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MORE THREADS FOR US, AARDVARK! <3(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 20 Dec 2024, 17:05,
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You don't seem to understand the concept of flouncingdespite having been a b3tan for quite some time.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 20 Dec 2024, 17:10,
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You were talking like you were building up to a flouncebut then you didnβt flounce, and now I have to try to pretend Iβm not disappointed.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 20 Dec 2024, 17:47,
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My posts have such emotional intensity, I know.(
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 20 Dec 2024, 19:07,
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he just wants a reactionput the little cunt on ignore and move on
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Feel free to fuck off and never come back :-)(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 20 Dec 2024, 17:04,
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I'm feeling better today after a written off weeknow mrs smegwin is feeling ill
eff eff ess
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Fri 20 Dec 2024, 13:36,
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That's nothing compared to Hong Kong(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Dec 2024, 16:20,
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I'll bet you have m8en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_Port
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Fri 20 Dec 2024, 14:58,
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Alien:Isolation and Skyrim are supposed to be the best Switch ports.(
.Yeti., Fri 20 Dec 2024, 15:53,
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I caned skyrim (lol rim) on the xbox and have no intention of playing it againDidn't like Isolation when it was on Game Pass.
If I hadn't already played both Ori games on xbox I'd get that on switch.
I reckon nintendo consoles are for their first party stuff anyway.
(, Fri 20 Dec 2024, 16:00, Reply)
Yeah, beautiful graphics but absolutely nailsBut as per skyrim, no intention of playing again from scratch.
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alien isolation is too scarwie for me (
MiseryCunt ALONE WITH THE HAIRY AINU, Fri 20 Dec 2024, 16:50,
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new year's eve is shite anyway m8I'm going to go out for a nice lunch then peg it home before all the wankers come out
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Fri 20 Dec 2024, 14:58,
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Afternoon Thatβs me finished for crimbs, might have some nommy nommy nom noms
god I hate myself for that
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Cheers Cheers, Fri 20 Dec 2024, 15:08,
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hola smeg-lord'sit's the most, wonderful time, of the year
not really lol
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Fri 20 Dec 2024, 10:47,
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I see you as more of a sub TBH.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 20 Dec 2024, 11:18,
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If this is your first Switch I can offer some game recommendations.If it's just an upgrade from an older model, you don't need my help and you can fuck off or something, I don't know.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 20 Dec 2024, 11:32,
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It is indeed my first Switch, but I know my gaming onions so don't need any recommendations.Thanks though.
Ordered Metroid Prime remastered, when the console arrives I'll get Mario Kart 8, plus the Advance Wars reissue. Further down the line will get both Zeldas, and Metroid Dread.
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Bin them all and get Slay the Spire. (
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 20 Dec 2024, 11:42,
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oh my fucking god yesand the dlc
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MiseryCunt ALONE WITH THE HAIRY AINU, Fri 20 Dec 2024, 16:50,
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Yep, that should keep you happy for a long time. You clearly do know your onions.Both Zeldas are amazing and will get you 100 hours or more of gameplay each. I recommend BotW first, and not playing them back-to-back or it might get too repetitive. So get BotW now, is what I'm saying.
Also Mario Odyssey is an absolute belter.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 20 Dec 2024, 11:46,
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Yeah, Breath of the Wild once I've finished Metroid PrimeHopefully Switch games will get cheaper once the Switch 2 comes out.
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxiKw5bPmto&ab_channel=DISCOANONYMOUS
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Fri 20 Dec 2024, 13:35,
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Hello (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 20 Dec 2024, 13:46,
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morning Last day at work before the crimble hollibobs
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Cheers Cheers, Fri 20 Dec 2024, 7:59,
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I'm in for a half day on monday, then it's a lash up at Trotter's Bar.(, Fri 20 Dec 2024, 8:32, Reply)
Last day at work woo yay!!!(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 20 Dec 2024, 9:00,
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Fucking hell! I got a redirected letter through yesterdayaddressed to my deceased friend. It was from Royal London Insurance complaining that her policy was nearly Β£2k in arrears. This is the first I've heard about her policy - no paperwork in among her things, no communications until now, two years after she died.
Anyway. Called them up, she only had a fucking life insurance policy!!! Christ, her unplesant family are lucky cunts. I have no idea how much will be coming in but it looks like 2025 is going to be a good year for some rather horrible people.
Don't think I wasn't tempted to just pocked the money, I mean, seriously, nobody would know, but we'd be talking serious prison time for that kind of thing. I called the solicitors straight away to let them know so as to stop me being tempted when the cheque arrives!
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 20 Dec 2024, 9:29,
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Two years now, but the policy was probaby up to date at the time of her deathI suspect she took out the policy when she remortgaged - they often ask for proof there's enough to cover the debt in case of death. If it was all done online that's why there wasn't any paperwork for me to find. I have no idea. I'll put in a claim and see what turns up.
It was fucking tempting to bin the letter in a fuck you to the rude cunts the money would go to. Nobody woud have ever known, but one of the beneficiaries has been polite to me so I'll do right by her.
I recon each one will get a five-figure bonus because of this, even after tax.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 20 Dec 2024, 9:58,
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If it was paid up at time of death, and cause of death was within policy conditions then it should pay out.Protection isn't really something I deal with much, rich people don't tend to need it.
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There should be a 'Claims may be forfeited in the event of egregious cuntery' clause.(
.Yeti., Fri 20 Dec 2024, 10:05,
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The lovely woman at the solicitors was indignant! She said that I deserved the money for all the work I've done, we laughed, but it was a bit close to the bone!They deal with quite a lot of difficult people but she told me even they are astonished at how awful my friend's family has been behaving. That they're getting EVEN MORE MONEY is a direct challenge to karma itself.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 20 Dec 2024, 10:33,
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I mean, life is just as full of idiots and arseholes who are immensely successful and have done nothing to deserve itas it is full of decent people who are screwed over at every turn.
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.Yeti., Fri 20 Dec 2024, 10:37,
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Yeah, but I'm not usually such a clear and transparent conduit for the activityI contacted an insurance company and have set in place a claim for tens, possibly hundreds of thousands of pounds that I'll pass directly over to a bunch of people who loathe me and I detest (well, two of the three - one of them has been perfectly civil to me and actually shown some gratitute for the hours of free work I've done).
The only thing that's made me feel like I'm doing something constructive is the knowledge that the 40% inheritance tax will go towards the greater good. AND that the beneficiaries are spitting nails that there is tax to pay on the estate so that's doubly good!
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 20 Dec 2024, 11:05,
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If the policy was in trust then there probably won't be any inheritance tax to paySoz to burst your bubble.
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Nop. I ased and whilt they could not tell me how much the policy was forit wasn't in trust - there were no named beneficiaries. I asked that straight away because I'm not wasting my time sorting out any funds that don't become part of the estate.
I learned that early on.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 20 Dec 2024, 11:18,
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Yeah, so many people don't realise it's something *anyone* can do, so they get mad at "rich people" for it.It's a matter of education really. Sad.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 20 Dec 2024, 11:32,
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Some knob on here wondered how it was possible to have got like 6% growth or something in a pensionWhen you can't get that from cash.
(, Fri 20 Dec 2024, 11:36, Reply)
That one's heavily invested in US tech stocks and korean superconductors etcThere's no way Microsoft, Visa, Nvidia, and Applied Materials are going to go tits up.
(, Fri 20 Dec 2024, 11:59, Reply)
Mine's sitting at around £20bn, 107% over-funded. Excellent.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 21 Dec 2024, 13:41,
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I don't think she gave a fuck, to be honestand I can't blame her. She wasn't close to her family and she had no dependents or partner so why bother? If I were her I'd have cancelled the insurance immediately after getting the mortgage.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 20 Dec 2024, 11:54,
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Single people don't need term assuranceIf they die with an outstanding mortgage the lender will just take possession and sell it. Remaining funds would go to estate.
(, Fri 20 Dec 2024, 11:56, Reply)
When I was single and got my mortgage I had to demonstrate it'd be paid in the event of my deathI remember other friends having to do the same. Mortgage companies don't like the idea of the estate being unable to cover the cost of the mortgage which could easily happen if there were other debts, the property had fallen into disrepair etc. I guess it could depend on the lender though.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 20 Dec 2024, 12:01,
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Depends on the lenderInterest Only mortages have 'sale of property' as a valid capital repayment plan, dunno why C&I ones can't have the same thing.
In any event, like I said, if the borrower dies and there's no TA in place then they just take possession and sell. Easier for all parties for that not to happen, and decreasing term is so cheap it's a no brainer
Still, these things do happen.
(, Fri 20 Dec 2024, 12:07, Reply)
So, if there are greater claims on the estate than realisation of assets will achievehow does it work? Wasn't anywhere near an issue with the estate I wound up as the mortgage was Β£40k, other debts about Β£6k and we got in Β£190k from death in service and a further Β£250k from the sale of the house.
If, say, the property had a mortgage of Β£200k, but had to be sold for Β£180k and there were Β£20k in debts, what happens then? I'm guessing there would be nothing to pay to the beneficiaries but what's the hierarchy of creditors? What if there were legal fees?
I'm just curious.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 20 Dec 2024, 13:09,
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Don't worry, they will piss it away most likely, and not truly benefit from it in the long term.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 20 Dec 2024, 11:30,
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Of the five siblings only two are still aliveall died relatively young. Not sure if it's bad genes or shit childhool leading to adiction or whatever but I'd not describe any as particularly balanced or pleasant people, apart from my friend who was lovely, buy we kept finding empty wine bottles hidden around the house when we cleared it out, her alcohoism had gotten really bad. One of the beneficiaries didn't stay alive long enough to get any of the money.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 20 Dec 2024, 11:58,
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Your dad wanks on all fours(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 20 Dec 2024, 9:57,
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How? You need a hand free so, erm... (
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 20 Dec 2024, 9:59,
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You mean you haven't tried getting on all fours and rubbing your bellend on the floor to get yourself off?It's called floorking, and everyone's doing it.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 20 Dec 2024, 10:17,
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Speech to text, I guess?(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 20 Dec 2024, 10:31,
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Using my bollocks to typeAs opposed to typing bollocks
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Cheers Cheers, Fri 20 Dec 2024, 10:52,
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Floor Kings sounds like a b-boy crew, I AM JUST SAYING(
Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Fri 20 Dec 2024, 10:46,
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Dunno ask your dad.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 20 Dec 2024, 10:32,
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