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Just when you thought this timeline couldn't get any worse,
it turns out they're bringing back Mister Blobby.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 2 Nov 2025, 18:31, Reply)
who's 'they'?

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🐸, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 18:35, Reply)
The Powers that Be.
I dunno, prolly Illuminati or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 2 Nov 2025, 18:44, Reply)
this is excellent news
for which ever day shut in they decide to pick from /talk to play him.
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 18:37, Reply)
fuck off you retard

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 18:37, Reply)
I watched one episode of that latest Noel show. He is insufferable. It's not even partridge cringe, worse. You want to kill him

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 18:53, Reply)
To be fair, I've wanted to kill him since the 90s

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 18:55, Reply)
I don't think I'll bother
I've not deliberately looked at Noel Edmonds since telly addicts was on the air
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🐸, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 19:11, Reply)
This is easily the worst thing that’s happened today

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 19:15, Reply)
i just beat balatro for the first time

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 1:09, Reply)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 6:41, Reply)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 6:50, Reply)
afternoon

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 15:20, Reply)
Morning. Just about to head for the airport. Anyone want anything from duty free?

(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 7:20, Reply)
one of those sports cars they sometimes have in there would be nice

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 10:01, Reply)
Shove a massive Toblerone up your bum

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 12:48, Reply)
Fuck off you retard

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 16:30, Reply)
CLICK

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 18:35, Reply)
Hi bou

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (β—‹¥β—‹) (β€―Νœβ‚’ γ……β€―Νœ β‚’), Sun 2 Nov 2025, 17:41, Reply)
Not Bou. It’s SF.
If you would like some proof I used to be Fucksocks many moons ago.
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 18:36, Reply)
One of those €7,000 bottles of Tokaj I saw in Brussels Airport once

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Sun 2 Nov 2025, 14:45, Reply)
A USB charging cable for €59.99

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 15:22, Reply)
bargain
typical Apple prices
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 15:41, Reply)
Yeah I've only managed it once.
I had a joker that increased its mult every time you played two pairs, that was essential.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 2 Nov 2025, 7:21, Reply)
fancy pants?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 10:02, Reply)
Why you always rude

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 13:44, Reply)
-r +n

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 16:13, Reply)
I'm beating my balatro as I type this

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🐸, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 8:28, Reply)
phwoar

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 10:02, Reply)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 9:59, Reply)
morning smash

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 10:02, Reply)
mrs queef has gone to paris for work, dunno what to do with myself
I've hoovered the stairs, now what
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 10:23, Reply)
make a pizza

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 10:35, Reply)
by the time the dough is ready to cook she'll be back
not a bad idea as it goes
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 10:46, Reply)
you don't keep dough in the fridge for emergencies?
actually can you freeze proofed dough? need to look into that
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 11:36, Reply)
You can, but it doesn't rise as well as fresh dough, IME.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 2 Nov 2025, 11:42, Reply)
pizza dough should be ok tho?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 12:39, Reply)
Well like I said, I found it didn't rise all that well.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 2 Nov 2025, 12:44, Reply)
welcome to mumsnet

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 12:48, Reply)
Have a wank

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 11:02, Reply)
might shit myself

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 12:37, Reply)
HAVE A WANK
lol
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 11:24, Reply)
might see if I can get a cocked hat on deliveroo

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 11:51, Reply)
Whoosh do one

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 11:56, Reply)
watch predator 2

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🐸, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 11:43, Reply)
wear her clothes and prance around the house like a lady

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🐸, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 11:44, Reply)
thinking of making chicken 'kyiv'
Mrs disnae like butter (the fucking weirdo) so I've not had it in years.

Haha, not had chicken 'kyiv' either AHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 11:53, Reply)
HAHA SEX JOKES
I get those. Well sometimes I do, I'm not very bright
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 12:10, Reply)

chicken 'kyiv' last tango in Paris
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 12:10, Reply)
Have a kitkat

(I helped save b3ta! $$ βœ…, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 12:11, Reply)
is that sex slang for sticking four fingers up your guffpipe
if so, way ahead of you bro
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 12:40, Reply)
Have a banana

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 13:21, Reply)
hava nagila

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🐸, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 17:55, Reply)
why is it a 'roguelike'?
ok i got it now
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 14:29, Reply)
Star Mix or Tangfastic?

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (β—‹¥β—‹) (β€―Νœβ‚’ γ……β€―Νœ β‚’), Sun 2 Nov 2025, 17:40, Reply)
It's a kind of game, hth

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 17:46, Reply)
Willie Old
Ok me neither, thanks BBC news
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 17:33, Reply)
Oh ffs
Why have they remade The Running Man

It's hardly going to be better than the original is it
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 17:35, Reply)
couldn't be much worse
I think the new one is supposed to follow the plot of the book
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🐸, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 18:03, Reply)
The original is one of my all time favourites
Yaphet Kotto? Harold 'Odd Job' Sakata? HELLO
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 18:11, Reply)
Mick Fleetwood can fuck off though

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 18:12, Reply)
he drums with his mouth wide open I mean I know I've mentioned this before but it's very upsetting to me

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 18:23, Reply)
Big Deglove

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 21:08, Reply)
You Make Degloving Fun

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 22:58, Reply)
absolute dogshit film mate

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🐸, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 20:11, Reply)
i bet the remake will be woke af

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 20:21, Reply)
alright spanishfly, thought I'd put you on 2.0

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 21:05, Reply)
oh sorry i meant i bet it will be amazing

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 21:26, Reply)
Lots of product placement for antiperspirants and sneakers and sports drinks, decent merchandising opportunities too, how about a range of RUNNING MAN dad hats with GENUINE RUNNING MAN LOGO
Posted this in the wrong place, probably, lol
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 18:18, Reply)
How about a crossover, Running Man and Terminator?? We're really keen to get you on board Queef.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 18:21, Reply)
The original was pants

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 18:47, Reply)
sponsored by Levi's

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 19:09, Reply)

Wrangler all the way
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 19:20, Reply)
-r -ler

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 19:25, Reply)
+Tit-

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 1 Nov 2025, 20:03, Reply)
The Bumming Man

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 1 Nov 2025, 23:08, Reply)
SMEGGGG

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 18:23, Reply)
Tchéky Karyo's died as well, in case you're looking for the obit of someone actually important.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Sat 1 Nov 2025, 19:03, Reply)
I
Is he the bloke that was always walking in circles?
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 19:08, Reply)
?

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Sat 1 Nov 2025, 19:18, Reply)

I think he had one leg shorter than the other…

He just had a fucked up leg
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 19:21, Reply)
Almost, see below

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 19:24, Reply)
Tchéky Karyo can sort-of be read as a homophone for the Croatian expression "(one) long leg", which refers to someone who figuratively goes in circles
that's my guess
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 19:24, Reply)
You learn something every day.
Like the dahu, the mythical French animal that lives on hillsides and has one leg longer than the other.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Sat 1 Nov 2025, 19:57, Reply)
It was just the character that had a fucked up leg in The Missing

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 20:00, Reply)
You mean specifically in the Croatian language version?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 22:45, Reply)
I am so confused.
But I am a thick fuck so.
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 22:51, Reply)
he was in La Femme Nikita i think?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 19:11, Reply)
That's him.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Sat 1 Nov 2025, 19:18, Reply)
Not in it any more tho eh

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 19:25, Reply)
I mean, it will always have been him.
He's not likely to star in any remakes now, though. Unless they do a Grand Moff Tarkin and resurrect him with the magic of AI.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Sat 1 Nov 2025, 19:58, Reply)
Very unusual to see future perfect tense used here

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 22:55, Reply)
Latin A-Level for the win

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Sun 2 Nov 2025, 0:40, Reply)
Tchéky Karried Off

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🐸, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 23:01, Reply)
Tchéky Yourself Before You Wrechéky Yourself

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 23:14, Reply)
Keep your Willie to yourself

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 22:06, Reply)
FREE WILLIE!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 22:19, Reply)
Can I just leave a quick "fuck off you retard" in case spanishfly is about?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 13:41, Reply)
If you want to get on the popular page that badly just create some alternate accounts and click your posts.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 13:49, Reply)
Also I clicked “I like this” on your post so it looks like you’ve already done the sock puppet account thing.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 13:50, Reply)
Thanks Aardvaark. Thardvark.

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 22:17, Reply)
he’s a needy spastic

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 14:30, Reply)
Alright, phil collins

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 1 Nov 2025, 14:34, Reply)

Jesus fucking Christ
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 14:59, Reply)
i don't think he ever did that

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 18:37, Reply)
rip

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 15:52, Reply)
it's a kind of tragic

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Sat 1 Nov 2025, 15:51, Reply)
Alright, Farouk Bulsara

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 1 Nov 2025, 16:28, Reply)
No real names, please.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Sun 2 Nov 2025, 2:55, Reply)
SMEGGG

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 14:02, Reply)
It's always good to have one in the bank

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 17:32, Reply)
Yeah yeah what-EVER
What's up, my African-American's?
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 12:12, Reply)
Working til 4
Pub
Beef stew with thyme and anchovies
prolly cockslap a cockerel
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 12:12, Reply)
Found a load of BMX movies... on VHS
Can't watch them 😭
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (β—‹¥β—‹) (β€―Νœβ‚’ γ……β€―Νœ β‚’), Sat 1 Nov 2025, 13:01, Reply)
I used to be mates with Craig Campbell
He was the UK's first BMX pro apparently
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 13:12, Reply)
The lurgy has descended upon Two Hats Towers
So I predict neath-blanket film watching for the foreseeable
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 13:05, Reply)
Well thanks a fucking lot for posting here and spreading it

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 13:08, Reply)
It's ok, I'm wearing a mask
I mean, it's hanging off my knoblet, but still
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 14:27, Reply)
My dad's got full on flu
Not funny at 83
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 13:12, Reply)
Probably got if from Mary Mallon here

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 13:14, Reply)
Heh

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 13:35, Reply)
Yikes
Yeah, I hope he gets over it soon
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 14:27, Reply)
lightning strike hit so close to the house last night the thunderclap sounded like a fucking explosion

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 13:14, Reply)
also my router died at the exact same moment.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 13:14, Reply)
No great loss

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 20:40, Reply)
tried Afgan food today
thumbs up
(I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 13:38, Reply)
In my limited experience it's vg

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 17:30, Reply)
Yep, decent veggie options

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 19:00, Reply)
SMEGG

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 14:02, Reply)
Morning Titwranglers

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 8:20, Reply)
alright
I am going to stand on the touch line of a football pitch and get fucking soaked in a bit.

Great days
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 8:53, Reply)
Whatever floats your boat
- but I don't find football that sexy TBH
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 10:05, Reply)
well it’s under 12s so I would hope you don’t find it sexy you fucking kiddy fiddler

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 10:43, Reply)
Not looking for any competition in your field, right?

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 11:58, Reply)
But you said it made you wet?
- you damp dirty nonce
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 12:08, Reply)

Damp dirty nonce is going to be my new username
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 12:15, Reply)
I've had no time for tit-wrangling lately.
Been far too busy herding this flock of vulvæ.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 1 Nov 2025, 9:04, Reply)
now I am tumescent

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 9:14, Reply)
They've got hair on them m8, not really your scene.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 1 Nov 2025, 9:49, Reply)
damn
You know me so well don’t you sweety

Your post is destined for the populoser page, I voted for it like all the little buddies will
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 9:58, Reply)
I will have to wrangle mine shortly

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 9:20, Reply)
alright Booblevis

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🐸, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 10:08, Reply)
Hullo fanny's

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 10:28, Reply)

alreet
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 10:30, Reply)
SMEG

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 10:31, Reply)
HOTPOINT

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 1 Nov 2025, 11:38, Reply)
You miele-mouthed motherfucker

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 11:53, Reply)
Fail Collins

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 2:22, Reply)
Phil 'a deep hole with' Collins

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 2:23, Reply)
Phlid Collins

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 2:24, Reply)
Revelation

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 11:29, Reply)
hallo. how have you ween?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 21:38, Reply)
Saw TOTP from 1998 on BBC4 earlier.
I don't care if anyone thinks less of me for this, but Sheryl Crow's My Favourite Mistake is a fucking tune.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 21:45, Reply)
did it help you breathe more easily?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 21:53, Reply)
Yes, no, I don't know.
hth
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 21:55, Reply)
I'd soothe HER throat with my liquid action IYKWIM

(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 1:39, Reply)
is she from Dottingham?

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 21:58, Reply)

bollocks
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 21:51, Reply)
you're not allowed to say that

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 22:21, Reply)

bollocks
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 22:25, Reply)
Fuck off you retard

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 23:12, Reply)

YAWN off fuckface
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 23:28, Reply)
Wotcha flid's

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 15:58, Reply)
alright queef

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 16:02, Reply)
Sup

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 16:50, Reply)
Hiyas xx

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 31 Oct 2025, 16:16, Reply)
No m8

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 16:50, Reply)
Yo!

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 16:37, Reply)
Shitty rainy day

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 16:50, Reply)
Love it.
Love it wet and warm
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 17:14, Reply)
^incontinent

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 20:22, Reply)
I love shitting myself in public

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 20:44, Reply)
Fred Flidstone

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 16:43, Reply)
The Outlaw Billy the Flid

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 16:51, Reply)
Bette Flidler

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 16:51, Reply)
Flid Vicious

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 16:52, Reply)
What Katy Flid

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 17:08, Reply)
Kate Fliddleton

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 17:11, Reply)
I know what you flid last bummer

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 17:41, Reply)
Fliddler on the Roof

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🐸, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 18:38, Reply)
The Karate Flid

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🐸, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 18:38, Reply)
the Flidwytch Cuckoos

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🐸, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 18:39, Reply)
Flid Game

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 19:00, Reply)
Fli Dunday

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🐸, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 20:21, Reply)
The Sound Of Music, but with flids in it

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 20:38, Reply)
Flid Of Dreams

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 20:39, Reply)
Flidi Amin

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 20:52, Reply)
Fliddy First Dates

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 22:47, Reply)
A Tale Of Two Fliddies

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 22:49, Reply)
Fliddy Cent

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 22:49, Reply)
Happy 59th birthday Ad Roc

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 17:40, Reply)
Fliday night; innit?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 18:00, Reply)
Fli’day, sport.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 18:11, Reply)
Alright Queef.
I just did a guff that was the equivalent of the Tsar Bomba nuclear test of 1960, in terms of being the 'cleanest' nuclear blast of all time, as measured by ratio of explosive yield to radioactive fallout.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 31 Oct 2025, 21:26, Reply)
You mean you didn't follow through?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 21:35, Reply)
No, this was pure explosive yield in the high kiloton range.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 31 Oct 2025, 22:03, Reply)
Afternoon!
It's 5 past 12 here in Cyprus and I'm eating an ice cream - so I guess this is also a nommy lunch thread!
(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 10:07, Reply)
didn't have you down as an Ayia Napa garage raver

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🐸, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 10:10, Reply)
Oh yeah m8, I'm totally mad me. Just finished walking round the Tombs of the Kings archaeological site, stroked some random cat there and haven't even washed my hands yet!

(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 11:49, Reply)
= Graver, appropriately for today.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 31 Oct 2025, 13:11, Reply)
I haven't even thought about lunch yet
I've just finished watching Halloween, so now I'm watching Halloween 2
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 10:33, Reply)
That film makes me sad, Donald was so much better than that dross

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 11:07, Reply)
he was in hundreds of films
it's inevitable his hit rate would be less than 100%
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🐸, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 11:58, Reply)
It would have been worse without him

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 12:26, Reply)
2nd best blofeld

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 12:39, Reply)
Charles Grey at no.1 obv
Kojak 3rd
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 13:05, Reply)
No love for Waltz?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 13:44, Reply)
I like him

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 14:02, Reply)
Season of the witch
ftw
(I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 13:08, Reply)
That's so bad that even I don't like it

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 13:11, Reply)
Pig on bread for me in a bit
Once I finish this episode of curb and knock one out to Cheryl Hines
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 11:17, Reply)
fffffffffoooooooour
www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cq50j43pp9go
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 12:42, Reply)
5/7 morning

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 12:45, Reply)
5/7 cru

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 14:50, Reply)
2/7
Poor form.
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 12:47, Reply)
quatro

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🐸, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 12:52, Reply)
Fucking 2

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 13:03, Reply)
Same here we are shithawks aren’t we.

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 13:07, Reply)
2/7 sleepwalking
Appropriate.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 13:14, Reply)
Since it’s Halloween, I’ll tell my best spooky joke.
What do gay ghosts do?
Put the willies up each other.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 12:49, Reply)

disgusting
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 12:59, Reply)
Fuck off you retard

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 14:21, Reply)
I saw one of them transformers on tv today.
It had shoulders wider than mine and voice deeper than mine.

Smashing frock it had on though.
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 16:19, Reply)
It’s not really my place to tell you what to do
but have you considered dying in a house fire?
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 17:09, Reply)
I tried once.
Left a roll of tinfoil on a hob that was turned on.

I didn’t realise it was on fire until I couldn’t see the tv because of the smoke, I have no sense of smell.

But I did try.

Thanxxxx
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 17:15, Reply)
I've stuck it on 2.0, not usually one to blow the ignore horn but seeing its posts offers no benefit to my life

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 19:03, Reply)
Nom!
Enjoy it, matey plops!
(I helped save b3ta! $$ βœ…, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 14:30, Reply)
alright SS

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 18:44, Reply)
morning

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🐸, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 8:41, Reply)
we have a right laugh here, don't we

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 8:48, Reply)
I don't.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 9:16, Reply)
That's the spirit!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 9:38, Reply)
Oh thank god I thought I'd missed the morning thread.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 10:03, Reply)
Which morning thread do I reply to?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 7:47, Reply)
mo

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 7:48, Reply)
th

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 7:49, Reply)
Ch

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 7:50, Reply)
lol mothCh

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 8:43, Reply)
None, move on

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 8:21, Reply)
Morning, and it's a Friday one as well. How woo and yay is that?!

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 7:46, Reply)
rn

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 7:48, Reply)
an

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 7:49, Reply)
ee

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 7:50, Reply)
lol rnanee

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 8:43, Reply)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 7:45, Reply)
ing

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 7:48, Reply)
ks

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 7:49, Reply)
rs

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 7:50, Reply)
lol ingksrs

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 8:43, Reply)
Oh pants

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 8:00, Reply)
Just taken my tablets
including the tablet that stops the other tablets from making me ill, to keep me functioning enough to go to work tomorrow so I can go home and take the next lot of tablets to repeat the cycle.
Am I doing this wrong?... :(
(Pompey Monkey, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 22:21, Reply)
Yes

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 22:39, Reply)
No heavy metal, Rolling Stones, we don't want you back
I'd rather jack
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 22:42, Reply)

ck t, ballbag and fat
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 22:52, Reply)
Well it's very difficult to jerk off to, if that's what you're asking

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 22:44, Reply)
So I think what you're saying is 😨🚘πŸ’₯πŸš—βž‘οΈπŸš‘πŸ©ΈπŸ₯πŸ©ΉπŸ€•πŸ¦½πŸ”œπŸ˜ŠπŸ˜ŒπŸ†—πŸ˜¨πŸš˜πŸ’₯πŸš—βž‘οΈπŸš‘πŸ©ΈπŸ₯πŸ©ΉπŸ€•πŸ¦½πŸ”œπŸ˜ŠπŸ˜ŒπŸ†—πŸ˜¨πŸš˜πŸ’₯πŸš—βž‘οΈπŸš‘πŸ©ΈπŸ₯πŸ©ΉπŸ€•πŸ¦½πŸ”œπŸ˜ŠπŸ˜ŒπŸ†—

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 22:50, Reply)
I think you might be.
Have you tried, you know, just being healthy?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 30 Oct 2025, 23:15, Reply)
No

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 6:58, Reply)

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